Rosco P Coltrane
| Favorite team: | Missouri |
| Location: | STL |
| Biography: | |
| Interests: | SEC Sports |
| Occupation: | |
| Number of Posts: | 408 |
| Registered on: | 8/7/2022 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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Skeletor’s Offense is Humming!!!
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 9/16/26 at 7:17 pm
Brokelahoma better be taking this Saturday’s game seriously. NM is averaging over 50 a game.
The wallflowers might need a play or two that doesn’t involve the QB running for his life!
The wallflowers might need a play or two that doesn’t involve the QB running for his life!
Now that Everything is Back to Normal: Let’s Kick Missou Back to the Big 10!!!
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 9/10/26 at 7:04 am
Also, presented without comment:

Arkansas Pine Bluff > Razorbacks???
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 9/3/26 at 8:12 pm
:dunno:
USC Soy Boys: But, it was 92 degrees at kickoff
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 8/30/26 at 10:41 am
:wah:
Perfect fit for Big10!
I went to a high school game here in STL Friday night that had more people at it.
Perfect fit for Big10!
I went to a high school game here in STL Friday night that had more people at it.
Is the Big12 Gonna Accept LSU or Will It Be the Sun Belt?
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 8/28/26 at 7:52 am
Conference USA?
re: SEC Fricked - Aggies Coming For Your Recruits!
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 8/17/26 at 10:17 pm to JayAg
Holy shite, I think that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen :lol:
:bow:
:bow:
SEC Fricked - Aggies Coming For Your Recruits!
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 8/17/26 at 9:53 pm

re: Sorority Rush at the University of Texas is at an Entirely Different Level
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 8/13/26 at 9:07 pm to TheTideMustRoll
I’m sorry, I couldn’t resist.
We all know there are some drop dead babes at all the SEC schools.
I had a couple relatives go through Fort Hood and they went down to Austin a couple times and said the women were unbelievable there.
I just hope all the Cali transplants don’t F it up.
We all know there are some drop dead babes at all the SEC schools.
I had a couple relatives go through Fort Hood and they went down to Austin a couple times and said the women were unbelievable there.
I just hope all the Cali transplants don’t F it up.
Sorority Rush at the University of Texas is at an Entirely Different Level
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 8/12/26 at 9:39 pm

re: 3rd Annual Mizzou Ain’t Belongin in no SEC Thread
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 8/9/26 at 2:31 pm to navynuke
quote:
You cant drive past a cove without seeing a Mizzou flag hanging from a dock.
This. Plus, there’s Mizzou shite all over STL. Except for North City, but to be honest nothing is in North City but burned out buildings, broken beer bottles and old tires.
re: 3rd Annual Mizzou Ain’t Belongin in no SEC Thread
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 8/9/26 at 2:18 pm to Audustxx
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two all time national championships
Change that shite to three mofo’s!
re: ESPN ranks their Top 10 Greatest Supervillains in CFB History...
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 8/8/26 at 7:22 pm to RollTide1987
No Deloss Dodds?
He’s got to be on there.
He’s more responsible for destroying the old Big 12 than anyone else, responsible for the Longwhorn Network and coined the phrase “We are the Joneses”.
He’s got to be on there.
He’s more responsible for destroying the old Big 12 than anyone else, responsible for the Longwhorn Network and coined the phrase “We are the Joneses”.
re: Mizzou leads its series with Arkansas 12-4.
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 8/7/26 at 10:33 pm to Dannywanger19
Free unsolicited advice for piggie fans:

3rd Annual Mizzou Ain’t Belongin in no SEC Thread
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 8/4/26 at 9:14 pm
First, the year is 2026.
Second, Mizzou is not a combination of Cal-Berkely and the North Pole.
Third, some of you have so many libs in your states that you are now swing states.
Fourth, before we got here there was no SEC network.
Fifth, the SEC is the only major conference left that makes any sense from a geographic standpoint.
Sixth, all 16 schools are rich because of all this.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!
Second, Mizzou is not a combination of Cal-Berkely and the North Pole.
Third, some of you have so many libs in your states that you are now swing states.
Fourth, before we got here there was no SEC network.
Fifth, the SEC is the only major conference left that makes any sense from a geographic standpoint.
Sixth, all 16 schools are rich because of all this.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!
re: Favorite SEC Rivalry Game
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 8/4/26 at 9:04 pm to NitsFan71
I think most Piggie and Mizzou fans would agree it’d be more of a rivalry if the league would have just let it grow organically a little bit more.
Instead, the SEC sold the naming rights to the highest bidder and we ended up with the “Battle Line Rivalry presented by Shelter Insurance at shelter insurance.com bowl”
Instead, the SEC sold the naming rights to the highest bidder and we ended up with the “Battle Line Rivalry presented by Shelter Insurance at shelter insurance.com bowl”
re: The Smartest Person in Arkansas
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 7/26/26 at 2:00 pm to FAT SEXY
He’s the Locked On Arkansas guy. A couple years ago he said at SEC media days: Arkansas is better than Mizzou, they just never win the game.
Love the “Clothing Optional” sign. Just in case you weren’t 100% sure he’s a douchebag, he wants to make it crystal clear.
Love the “Clothing Optional” sign. Just in case you weren’t 100% sure he’s a douchebag, he wants to make it crystal clear.
The Smartest Person in Arkansas
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 7/26/26 at 1:52 pm
re: Ravens waive Diego Pavia
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 7/26/26 at 1:50 pm to Volatile
What is Menudo/The Back Street Boys going to do now?

re: I can’t stand Texas…
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 7/26/26 at 1:42 pm to OU_Fan
Here’s the most punchable face in college football history:
The de facto commissioner of the old Big12.
The de facto commissioner of the old Big12.
re: Is all this dust coming from Norman?
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 7/25/26 at 10:22 am to Yukons Worst
Oklahoma is a beautiful state. We give you shite because we like you.
Carry on, fellow Big 8 refugees :cheers:
Carry on, fellow Big 8 refugees :cheers:
By Far the Best (and most accurate) Picture of Oklahoma
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 7/25/26 at 8:21 am
No, it is not the Saharan Dust Plume, it is this:
Only state in the country.
Carry on, fellow Big 8 refugees :cheers:
Only state in the country.
Carry on, fellow Big 8 refugees :cheers:
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