Rosco P Coltrane
| Favorite team: | Missouri |
| Location: | STL |
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| Interests: | SEC Sports |
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| Number of Posts: | 393 |
| Registered on: | 8/7/2022 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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Sorority Rush at the University of Texas is at an Entirely Different Level
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 8/12/26 at 9:39 pm

re: 3rd Annual Mizzou Ain’t Belongin in no SEC Thread
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 8/9/26 at 2:31 pm to navynuke
quote:
You cant drive past a cove without seeing a Mizzou flag hanging from a dock.
This. Plus, there’s Mizzou shite all over STL. Except for North City, but to be honest nothing is in North City but burned out buildings, broken beer bottles and old tires.
re: 3rd Annual Mizzou Ain’t Belongin in no SEC Thread
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 8/9/26 at 2:18 pm to Audustxx
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two all time national championships
Change that shite to three mofo’s!
re: ESPN ranks their Top 10 Greatest Supervillains in CFB History...
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 8/8/26 at 7:22 pm to RollTide1987
No Deloss Dodds?
He’s got to be on there.
He’s more responsible for destroying the old Big 12 than anyone else, responsible for the Longwhorn Network and coined the phrase “We are the Joneses”.
He’s got to be on there.
He’s more responsible for destroying the old Big 12 than anyone else, responsible for the Longwhorn Network and coined the phrase “We are the Joneses”.
re: Mizzou leads its series with Arkansas 12-4.
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 8/7/26 at 10:33 pm to Dannywanger19
Free unsolicited advice for piggie fans:

3rd Annual Mizzou Ain’t Belongin in no SEC Thread
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 8/4/26 at 9:14 pm
First, the year is 2026.
Second, Mizzou is not a combination of Cal-Berkely and the North Pole.
Third, some of you have so many libs in your states that you are now swing states.
Fourth, before we got here there was no SEC network.
Fifth, the SEC is the only major conference left that makes any sense from a geographic standpoint.
Sixth, all 16 schools are rich because of all this.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!
Second, Mizzou is not a combination of Cal-Berkely and the North Pole.
Third, some of you have so many libs in your states that you are now swing states.
Fourth, before we got here there was no SEC network.
Fifth, the SEC is the only major conference left that makes any sense from a geographic standpoint.
Sixth, all 16 schools are rich because of all this.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!
re: Favorite SEC Rivalry Game
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 8/4/26 at 9:04 pm to NitsFan71
I think most Piggie and Mizzou fans would agree it’d be more of a rivalry if the league would have just let it grow organically a little bit more.
Instead, the SEC sold the naming rights to the highest bidder and we ended up with the “Battle Line Rivalry presented by Shelter Insurance at shelter insurance.com bowl”
Instead, the SEC sold the naming rights to the highest bidder and we ended up with the “Battle Line Rivalry presented by Shelter Insurance at shelter insurance.com bowl”
re: The Smartest Person in Arkansas
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 7/26/26 at 2:00 pm to FAT SEXY
He’s the Locked On Arkansas guy. A couple years ago he said at SEC media days: Arkansas is better than Mizzou, they just never win the game.
Love the “Clothing Optional” sign. Just in case you weren’t 100% sure he’s a douchebag, he wants to make it crystal clear.
Love the “Clothing Optional” sign. Just in case you weren’t 100% sure he’s a douchebag, he wants to make it crystal clear.
The Smartest Person in Arkansas
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 7/26/26 at 1:52 pm
re: Ravens waive Diego Pavia
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 7/26/26 at 1:50 pm to Volatile
What is Menudo/The Back Street Boys going to do now?

re: I can’t stand Texas…
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 7/26/26 at 1:42 pm to OU_Fan
Here’s the most punchable face in college football history:
The de facto commissioner of the old Big12.
The de facto commissioner of the old Big12.
re: Is all this dust coming from Norman?
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 7/25/26 at 10:22 am to Yukons Worst
Oklahoma is a beautiful state. We give you shite because we like you.
Carry on, fellow Big 8 refugees :cheers:
Carry on, fellow Big 8 refugees :cheers:
By Far the Best (and most accurate) Picture of Oklahoma
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 7/25/26 at 8:21 am
No, it is not the Saharan Dust Plume, it is this:
Only state in the country.
Carry on, fellow Big 8 refugees :cheers:
Only state in the country.
Carry on, fellow Big 8 refugees :cheers:
Is all this dust coming from Norman?
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 7/24/26 at 10:24 pm
Why does the state of Oklahoma seem like the setting of every Mad Max movie?
All I think of is dryness and the color brown.
All I think of is dryness and the color brown.
re: LOL at Mizzou….
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 7/24/26 at 10:19 pm to OU_Fan
Wallflowers gonna wallflower.
re: I can’t stand Texas…
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 7/24/26 at 3:12 pm to OU_Fan
Didn’t read. Agree 100%
re: Can we start a huge thread just absolutely shitting on “SEC MIKE”
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 7/23/26 at 9:25 pm to TX Tea
Gee wiz, who would hate on the Whorns every chance they got?
re: Imagine it’s 2026 and your team is still in the Big XII.
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 7/23/26 at 9:20 pm to TexasWranglers

re: The Wallflowers are all worked up lately
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 7/23/26 at 9:09 pm to pgaddxn
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What do wall flowers have to do with any of this?
The first time the Big 12 was falling apart the idiot OU chancellor tried to act all tough once CO, Nubs, ATM & Mizzou left, and said they weren’t going to be wallflowers in conference realignment.
Then……….they just did whatever the Longwhorns told them to do.
re: The Wallflowers are all worked up lately
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 7/22/26 at 7:48 pm to Audustxx
NIL has been a thing at OU since the 70’s.
Not a criticism. Mizzou should have cheated more.
Not a criticism. Mizzou should have cheated more.
The Wallflowers are all worked up lately
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 7/22/26 at 7:40 pm
Skeletor’s brilliant offensive coordinator must not be working out after all.
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