Rosco P Coltrane
| Favorite team: | Missouri  |
| Location: | STL |
| Biography: | |
| Interests: | SEC Sports |
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| Number of Posts: | 279 |
| Registered on: | 8/7/2022 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: The SEC only has one good non conference win
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 11/12/25 at 7:20 pm to DannyByGodFord
Dude, we smoked the shite out of the Purple Bears of Central Arkansas.
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re: The real Arkansas football coaching buzz
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 11/12/25 at 7:07 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Who gets to ride on the back of the motorcycle, Laura, Sydney, Scarlett or Sam?
Breaking News: Scientists Confirm It Wasn’t The Northern Lights
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 11/12/25 at 8:36 am
Apparently, Neyland’s lighting system malfunctioned and went into Dark Mode again last night.
re: SEC needs to address the officiating this offseason
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 11/10/25 at 10:12 pm to Scoob
re: It’s time for an A&M-Bama truce
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 11/10/25 at 10:07 pm to Projectpat
re: Breaking News: As Part of the Deal to Reopen the Government, We Get the Rock M Back!!!
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 11/10/25 at 10:00 pm to BFANLC
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Was she hot though?
How thick are your glasses? Trust me, they’re not thick enough.
re: Best excuses you have heard from SEC schools not to pay their coaches buyout
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 11/10/25 at 7:43 pm to the808bass
That’s right, I forgot :lol:
re: Best excuses you have heard from SEC schools not to pay their coaches buyout
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 11/10/25 at 7:39 pm to mattloc
Has the standard “Violation of Team Rules” ever been used?
Or is that only for when a player does one or more of the following:
1) skips class
2) has the tutor take a test
3) bangs the tutor
4) drives 4000 MPH (Georgia)
5) gets in fight in practice
6) gets in fight outside of bar
7) gets caught using offensive language in FBI tapped jailhouse phone calls with the Chancellor’s wife, after crashing 4 wheeler at Chancellor’s house (this one applies only to Mizzou)
Or is that only for when a player does one or more of the following:
1) skips class
2) has the tutor take a test
3) bangs the tutor
4) drives 4000 MPH (Georgia)
5) gets in fight in practice
6) gets in fight outside of bar
7) gets caught using offensive language in FBI tapped jailhouse phone calls with the Chancellor’s wife, after crashing 4 wheeler at Chancellor’s house (this one applies only to Mizzou)
re: Breaking News: As Part of the Deal to Reopen the Government, We Get the Rock M Back!!!
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 11/10/25 at 7:19 pm to N0T SURE
When OU was still in the Big 12 & Mizzou renovated the south end zone, or beloved ex-senator (not) and favorite MSDNC commentator (not), Claire McCaskill, was trying to appear like she was one of us, the unwashed masses, and tweeted out she couldn’t believe they got rid of the Rock M. She didn’t even know which end zone it was in.
Breaking News: As Part of the Deal to Reopen the Government, We Get the Rock M Back!!!
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 11/10/25 at 6:51 pm
We all owe Claire McCaskill a great debt of gratitude for her strenuous work to make sure this college football and cultural icon comes back and is restored to its former glory.
SEC fricked*
* If Kirby Moore is demoted to the guy that pulls up the AllState Insurance net after touchdowns.
* If the Atlas Comet/alien spaceship misses its intended target of Ahmad Hardy’s right knee.
* If Zollers doesn’t impale/decapitate Jamal Roberts with the next swing pass thrown in his general direction.
SEC fricked*
* If Kirby Moore is demoted to the guy that pulls up the AllState Insurance net after touchdowns.
* If the Atlas Comet/alien spaceship misses its intended target of Ahmad Hardy’s right knee.
* If Zollers doesn’t impale/decapitate Jamal Roberts with the next swing pass thrown in his general direction.
re: Please anybody out there "steal" Drinkwitz from Missouri
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 11/10/25 at 6:35 am to 6columns
Getting those two guys hurt against the Purple Bears of Central Arkansas was really bad. It may be the single worst thing Drink has done since he’s been at Mizzou.
Every coach ever always says the main goal of those cupcake games is working on a few things and hopefully no injuries.
Then freaking coach as best you can to limit injuries for crying out loud. Don’t run a zone read with your 6-5 QB, and tell the kicker let the other team score if he is forced to make a tackle. What, the score would have been 63-10 instead of 63-3?
Every coach ever always says the main goal of those cupcake games is working on a few things and hopefully no injuries.
Then freaking coach as best you can to limit injuries for crying out loud. Don’t run a zone read with your 6-5 QB, and tell the kicker let the other team score if he is forced to make a tackle. What, the score would have been 63-10 instead of 63-3?
re: Has the Statute of Limitations Expired on The Grindin’ Brian Videos?
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 11/9/25 at 8:57 pm to captdalton
Did the recruit keep the “evidence” like Monica Lewinski?
re: Honest opinion of your team after week 11
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 11/9/25 at 8:13 pm to Rosco P Coltrane
re: Honest opinion of your team after week 11
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 11/9/25 at 8:10 pm to Rosco P Coltrane
re: Honest opinion of your team after week 11
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 11/9/25 at 8:07 pm to Rosco P Coltrane
re: Texas A&M knew what plays Missouri were calling?
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 11/9/25 at 7:48 pm to hawgfaninc
Good to know the offense is in the capable hands of Kirby Moore
re: Honest opinion of your team after week 11
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 11/9/25 at 7:42 pm to bigDgator
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LSU, what are you waiting for? Poach Kirby Moore from us.
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 11/9/25 at 7:22 pm
You need him for the last few games! Don’t throw in the towel for the season!
re: Post your Hotties
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 11/6/25 at 6:57 pm to Monsusta
re: Post your Hotties
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane on 11/6/25 at 6:53 pm to Monsusta
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