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re: Chips are Down: Which Coach Misses a Game because of Explosive Diarrhea?
Posted on 7/22/26 at 8:48 am to Rosco P Coltrane
Posted on 7/22/26 at 8:48 am to Rosco P Coltrane
Mike Elko is certainly a candidate. Fill out this petition so none of us have to witness such a spectacle.
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"Coach Mike Elko, the esteemed football coach at Texas A&M, holds a special place in the hearts of many, including myself. His dedication to the team and his role as a mentor to many young athletes is something I deeply admire. However, I have noticed a concerning trend in his physical health. As someone who cares about both Coach Elko’s well-being and his ability to lead our team, I am urging him to embark on a journey to lose 100 pounds and adopt a healthier, more active lifestyle...."
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From the website...
"Coach Mike Elko, the esteemed football coach at Texas A&M, holds a special place in the hearts of many, including myself. His dedication to the team and his role as a mentor to many young athletes is something I deeply admire. However, I have noticed a concerning trend in his physical health. As someone who cares about both Coach Elko’s well-being and his ability to lead our team, I am urging him to embark on a journey to lose 100 pounds and adopt a healthier, more active lifestyle...."
This post was edited on 7/22/26 at 8:49 am
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