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Best/funniest football player names?

Posted on 4/22/20 at 10:17 am
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 4/22/20 at 10:17 am
Inspired by the Key & Peele East/West College Bowl.



I'll start with:

Barkevious Mingo
Ha Ha Clinton-Dix
Eltoro Freeman
General Booty
De'Coldest ToEvaDoIt Crawford
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37437 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 10:19 am to
quote:

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix


I know I’m a child but this always makes me giggle
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 10:24 am to
Craphonso Thorpe
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
66348 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 10:27 am to
When it is 1998 and someone jsut told a hilarious Monica Lewinsky Joke:

quote:

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix
Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 10:31 am to
Fozzy Whittaker
Smart Chibuzo
Frostee Rucker
quote:

De'Coldest ToEvaDoIt Crawford

Nothing will ever top this one
Posted by Bigbens42
Trussvegas
Member since Nov 2013
6343 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 10:35 am to
Nick Toon, a wide receiver at Wisconsin.
Posted by Rex Feral
Athens
Member since Jan 2014
11262 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 10:36 am to
Bacari Rambo
Posted by Allyn McKeen
Key West, FL
Member since Jun 2012
4274 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 10:37 am to
Pork Chop Womack

This post was edited on 4/22/20 at 10:41 am
Posted by threedog79
Member since Sep 2013
2988 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 10:38 am to
Smoke Monday

“The Bull” Freeman is a good one.
Posted by paperwasp
11x HRV tRant Poster of the Week
Member since Sep 2014
22999 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 10:38 am to
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Pork Chop Womack

Pork Chop and Cornbread are fantastic OL nicknames.
Posted by VolInBavaria
Chattanooga, TN
Member since Dec 2015
4026 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 10:42 am to
Posted by 33inNC
Charlotte, NC
Member since Mar 2011
4987 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 10:45 am to
Dick Butt-Kiss
Posted by VADawg
Wherever
Member since Nov 2011
44721 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 10:51 am to
Lil'Jordan Humphrey from Texas was a name that always made me laugh
Posted by lsudave1
Baton Metairie
Member since Jan 2005
7248 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 10:52 am to
LSU had a walk on DLineman a few years back named A'Trey-U Jones. I think we could make a team with the funniest names just off LSU players alone.
Posted by GatorOnAnIsland
Florida
Member since Jan 2019
5789 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 10:53 am to
Jim Bob Cooter ...

Posted by ColdTurkey
Where the Buffalo roam...
Member since Nov 2019
7543 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 10:55 am to
Dick Butkus
Ratphuc Hobley
Ha-Ha Clinton Dix
Posted by Smokeyone
Maryville Tn
Member since Jul 2016
15866 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 11:00 am to
Bumper Pool. LB university of Arkansas class of 2018 signee
Posted by mizslu314
Dirty STL
Member since Sep 2013
15960 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 11:07 am to
Pig brown was always funny to me, played for mizzou.

Saint Louis U had a really good player just a few years ago with the name Jordiar Jett, that was awesome.
This post was edited on 4/22/20 at 11:09 am
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
7488 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 11:10 am to
Never forget I M Hipp

Posted by diddlydawg7
2x Best Poster Elite 8 (2x Sweet 16
Member since Oct 2017
27519 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 11:21 am to
Benjarvus Green-Ellis
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