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re: Bama fans at their finest
Posted on 7/3/18 at 4:52 pm to Aubie Spr96
Posted on 7/3/18 at 4:52 pm to Aubie Spr96
Actually, most Arkansas fans are pretty discreet and inconspicuous. Post Bert, wouldn't you be too?
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Posted on 7/3/18 at 5:03 pm to Woodrow Wilson
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No other fan base has the likes of the infamous Harvey Updyke, Michelle Pritchett, John Phillips or Brian Downing.
I’ve heard of Harvey but who the frick are those other folks, Mr. ITATer?
For someone who would never think of wasting valuable time on something as insignificant as Bama Football, you seem to know much more about it than I do.
Posted on 7/3/18 at 5:06 pm to lsudave1
This story didn’t happen
Posted on 7/3/18 at 5:07 pm to lsudave1
None of this happened.
Posted on 7/3/18 at 5:12 pm to lsudave1
This is such bullshite. Bama had millions, millions of fans before the Saban era. As many fans as anybody.
2nd, U think bama is the only school that has fans that didn't got there? Seriously. Oh, I know 2 sela grads that have lsu season tix. Did the duck dynasty crowd go to lsu? U want sidewalkers, find ANY Notre dame fan. They didnt go to school there.
Lastly, I love how lsu fans think we think about them like they do us. I mean, literally no one, I mean no one has an lsu discussion. When we talk football. Ever. And that has always been the case. Even when Saban was there. Lsu is never a bama conversation topic. Good Lord. I heard some politician from Louisiana talking one night on tv and he said "this isn't the lsu bama game for bragging. Rights" ....I laughed. Who the hell from bama claims bragging rights in that game???? This guy, a state politician, very smart guy was under the delusion we obsess as lsu does. Oh, we have a braggin rights game...lsu ain't in it.
2nd, U think bama is the only school that has fans that didn't got there? Seriously. Oh, I know 2 sela grads that have lsu season tix. Did the duck dynasty crowd go to lsu? U want sidewalkers, find ANY Notre dame fan. They didnt go to school there.
Lastly, I love how lsu fans think we think about them like they do us. I mean, literally no one, I mean no one has an lsu discussion. When we talk football. Ever. And that has always been the case. Even when Saban was there. Lsu is never a bama conversation topic. Good Lord. I heard some politician from Louisiana talking one night on tv and he said "this isn't the lsu bama game for bragging. Rights" ....I laughed. Who the hell from bama claims bragging rights in that game???? This guy, a state politician, very smart guy was under the delusion we obsess as lsu does. Oh, we have a braggin rights game...lsu ain't in it.
This post was edited on 7/3/18 at 5:14 pm
Posted on 7/3/18 at 5:13 pm to AHM21
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OP hangs out with pedophiles
Wonder if TrillHog...er...Dave...er...Brody ever got those digits.
Posted on 7/3/18 at 5:14 pm to texag7
You dick ride gumps harder than their sisters do
Posted on 7/3/18 at 5:20 pm to Jack Daniel
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You dick ride gumps harder than their sisters do
LSU fans love incest. It's all they talk about.
Posted on 7/3/18 at 5:32 pm to lsudave1
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Was at a sports convention recently at a restaurant and I was eating brunch with a few former NFL players. Anyway, I’m sporting my LSU polo at the table, and an Alabama “fan” comes up and starts jawjacking about how we haven’t beaten them in nearly ten years and all that crap. Anyway, we’re all kind of amused at this guy, and I ask him what year he graduated. Of course, he didn’t even go to Bama, so I then ask him when he became a Bama fan, to which he responds “Oh I liked them before they were good.” This really got me going, so I asked him who Bama’s coach was before Nick Saban. At that, he just stared at me blankly and walked away. It’s so damn stereotypical, how do you guys deal with people like this in your fan base? I feel like these stories happen all the time.
Reminds me of the time recently when I was sitting on the front deck of a restaurant with Prince Harry, his wife, and my date, who is of course a hot, 22-year-old A-list actress and model. I mentioned that I’m originally from Alabama, and a guy that reeked of urine who was panhandling outside heard me and said “you is tiga bait den.” He was tough to understand, as he was obviously high and brain damaged - he had a can of Office Depot brand compressed air that he kept huffing. So, Prince Harry said, “pip pip, Cheerio, bangers and mash” or some stupid British shite to try to get the smelly loser to leave. Then, the panhandler said, “my name is Dave, and I go by lsudave1 on the internets!” Well, of course I asked him to prove it, so he pulled down his pants to show us that he had a very, very tiny penis. So, ok, anybody willing to show off that thing would hardly lie about his internet handle.
Then he stumbled away, but only got a few feet before he tripped and landed face first in a pile of dog shite. Then, he offered to sexually pleasure another panhandler for a dime. I feel like this story happens all the time.
Posted on 7/3/18 at 6:45 pm to lsudave1
WE DON’T BELIEVE YOU
Posted on 7/3/18 at 9:14 pm to lsudave1
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I feel like these stories happen all the time.
Yeah, we hear them all the time and it's funny how they always give off that same fake feeling as yours.
Posted on 7/3/18 at 9:28 pm to lsudave1
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I was eating brunch with a few former NFL players.
Posted on 7/3/18 at 10:06 pm to lsudave1
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Was at a sports convention recently at a restaurant
A sports convention at a restaurant?
What convention and which restaurant?
Something seems fricky about all this.
Posted on 7/3/18 at 10:36 pm to lsudave1
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Was at a sports convention recently at a restaurant and I was eating brunch with a few former NFL players. Anyway, I’m sporting my LSU polo at the table, and an Alabama “fan” comes up and starts jawjacking about how we haven’t beaten them in nearly ten years and all that crap. Anyway, we’re all kind of amused at this guy, and I ask him what year he graduated. Of course, he didn’t even go to Bama, so I then ask him when he became a Bama fan, to which he responds “Oh I liked them before they were good.” This really got me going, so I asked him who Bama’s coach was before Nick Saban. At that, he just stared at me blankly and walked away. It’s so damn stereotypical, how do you guys deal with people like this in your fan base? I feel like these stories happen all the time.
Imagine the space a fanbase has to occupy in someones head for them to sit down and write "anti-fan fiction". Wow.
Posted on 7/4/18 at 2:46 am to lsudave1
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I was eating brunch with a few former NFL players
Your old lady told me that when you are "eating brunch with a few former NFL players" you are actually on your knees with their balls going in and out of your mouth.
She also told me that the only time she feels like like a woman is when I'm inside her.
Posted on 7/4/18 at 7:44 am to lsudave1
You LSU guys are some weird cats, I think any fan can tell you about good or bad interaction with other fans. I good number of great LSU folks, I had a few situations with some less than savory LSU fans but I can actually separate or process those situations as isolated incidents than indicator of the fanbase. So let's be honest this is a spin-off thread from another poster on Tiger Rant.
Posted on 7/4/18 at 8:19 am to Jacknola
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5 percent about the team most likely to beat the Tide, Alabama itself. LSU doesn’t even register.
The quintessential Gump syllogism. When LSU (or anyone for that matter) kicks their arse this year, it'll only be because Alabama beat itself.
This brain worm has infested the committee, pollsters, referees, and the sports media to the extent that a three loss Alabama team couldn't be definitively ruled out of the playoffs.
Amazing. Life in Gumpistan.
Posted on 7/4/18 at 8:23 am to SmokeTide
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You LSU guys are some weird cats
lsudave1 wears purple and eats brunch.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Posted on 7/4/18 at 9:15 am to lsudave1
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lsudave1
I have to give you credit. When I read the OP I thought to myself that the hook is too shiny and the gumps (although very low-IQ) won't take the bait.
Boy, I was wrong. This is more like a Cast Net topic.
You just flung it out there kinda awkwardly and netted all the usual low-IQ and highly LSUsessed posters (Texag,Jacknola, Cajunbama, Sid e Walker, etc etc etc.).
Eventually they will wriggle themselves from under the poorly executed Cast Net post you abandoned and all will be well.
Posted on 7/4/18 at 9:16 am to lsudave1
Classic made up Bammer story. Hits all the high notes.
Let's see some more creativity next time.
Let's see some more creativity next time.
This post was edited on 7/4/18 at 9:22 am
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