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A Felon, a Fairy and a Five Year Old Walk Into A Bar…
Posted on 8/15/26 at 5:19 pm
Posted on 8/15/26 at 5:19 pm
That’s not the start of a joke, that’s just LSU’s Heisman winners getting a beer together.
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Posted on 8/15/26 at 5:20 pm to captdalton
Cringe
Posted on 8/15/26 at 5:24 pm to captdalton
Ironic considering the head of your NIL was arrested two months ago for human trafficking. But again, it’s Alabama. Keep throwing those rocks.
Posted on 8/15/26 at 5:30 pm to michael corleone
Do you really want to go down the whole sexual deviancy road when LSU agreed to a title IX settlement for athletic department wide sexual misconduct that included your former head coach Les Miles and your current AD Ausberry? The difference between what happened at Penn State and what happened at Louisiana State was about 10 years.
Posted on 8/15/26 at 5:36 pm to captdalton
You are a fricking twit that no one takes seriously. frick off with your chat gpt responses gumptard.
Posted on 8/15/26 at 5:37 pm to captdalton
Posted on 8/15/26 at 5:38 pm to captdalton
Wonder if ol Billy kept in touch with the prostitutes he gave fake money to, that turned him in, while he was in prison. Seems like a stand up guy.
Posted on 8/15/26 at 5:39 pm to captdalton
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The difference between what happened at Penn State and what happened at Louisiana State was about 10 years
Dude… No.
Posted on 8/15/26 at 5:49 pm to captdalton
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The difference between what happened at Penn State and what happened at Louisiana State was about 10 years.
Jesus you dumb boy
Posted on 8/15/26 at 5:51 pm to pbro62
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You are a fricking twit that no one takes seriously. frick off with your chat gpt responses gumptard.
You clearly have little experience with ChatGPT if you think it generated a joke with a felon, a fairy and a five year old in it. Just suggesting it would get you a stern rebuke about violating guidelines.
Posted on 8/15/26 at 5:58 pm to captdalton
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The difference between what happened at Penn State and what happened at Louisiana State was about 10 years.
Wow.
Posted on 8/15/26 at 6:10 pm to captdalton
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A Felon, a Fairy and a Five Year Old Walk Into A
Plot twist: You're the fairy.
Posted on 8/15/26 at 6:30 pm to captdalton
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captdalton
I see your doctor hasn’t found the right dose of meds to help you with your TDS
Posted on 8/15/26 at 6:39 pm to captdalton
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That’s not the start of a joke, that’s just LSU’s Heisman winners getting a beer together.
Don't give up your day job...oh I forgot you don't have a day job being from Alabama!
Posted on 8/15/26 at 6:50 pm to captdalton
Posted on 8/15/26 at 7:23 pm to Bill W Tiger
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Don't give up your day job...oh I forgot you don't have a day job being from Alabama!
He hasnt a job ever since a dude in an LSU hat took his boat and his sister wife. It was me, btw.
Posted on 8/15/26 at 7:34 pm to captdalton
“Roll Tide”
Response : “It’s rolling baby “
End result —Price didn’t even make it to game 1 as head coach.
Your move
Response : “It’s rolling baby “
End result —Price didn’t even make it to game 1 as head coach.
Your move
Posted on 8/15/26 at 7:40 pm to captdalton
Threads like this makes me believe the median age of most posters is 12 years old, no offense to pre-teens.
Posted on 8/15/26 at 7:41 pm to michael corleone
“ Executive Deputy Athletic Director Verge Ausberry did nothing when football player Drake Davis sent him a text that he’d hit his girlfriend, and Senior Associate Athletic Director Miriam Segar didn’t promptly report sexual assault allegations made against former star running back Derrius Guice. Galligan suspended Ausberry for four weeks and Segar for three.”
Response: “should we fire Ausberry? No, let’s suspend him and then hire him as our athletic director.”
Response: “should we fire Ausberry? No, let’s suspend him and then hire him as our athletic director.”
Posted on 8/15/26 at 8:29 pm to captdalton
Ok I gotta admit thats a good one, had me laughing, now frick off.
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