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3rd Annual Mizzou Ain’t Belongin in no SEC Thread
Posted on 8/4/26 at 9:14 pm
Posted on 8/4/26 at 9:14 pm
First, the year is 2026.
Second, Mizzou is not a combination of Cal-Berkely and the North Pole.
Third, some of you have so many libs in your states that you are now swing states.
Fourth, before we got here there was no SEC network.
Fifth, the SEC is the only major conference left that makes any sense from a geographic standpoint.
Sixth, all 16 schools are rich because of all this.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!
Second, Mizzou is not a combination of Cal-Berkely and the North Pole.
Third, some of you have so many libs in your states that you are now swing states.
Fourth, before we got here there was no SEC network.
Fifth, the SEC is the only major conference left that makes any sense from a geographic standpoint.
Sixth, all 16 schools are rich because of all this.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!
Posted on 8/4/26 at 9:55 pm to Rosco P Coltrane
Only thing missing is a championship.
In anything.
In anything.
Posted on 8/4/26 at 10:04 pm to Rosco P Coltrane
We are indeed here, and as full members of this august association it is our privilege, our duty, our right to present ourselves in such a manner as . . .
What?
Indeed. Your pardon.
*Ahem*
WE COMIN BAWS!
What?
Indeed. Your pardon.
*Ahem*
WE COMIN BAWS!
This post was edited on 8/4/26 at 10:05 pm
Posted on 8/4/26 at 10:15 pm to Rosco P Coltrane
You can post this shite all day long, but there are few , if any, smart enough to understand what happened in 2012 with the addition of A&M and Mizzou bringing rich cable markets for Slive to have in his back pocket when negotiating to launch the lucrative SEC network. It’s sad that such a seminal event is lost on the mouth breathers who will never understand the business that is CFB!
Posted on 8/4/26 at 10:47 pm to Rosco P Coltrane
If you have to beg this hard, and for this many years, maybe you don’t belong.
This post was edited on 8/4/26 at 10:48 pm
Posted on 8/5/26 at 6:13 am to Rosco P Coltrane
No one cares about Mizzery.
Posted on 8/5/26 at 6:18 am to SoonerKA1999
Nobody retards like a red dirt retard. Thanks for stopping in to tell us how much you don't care.
Posted on 8/5/26 at 6:34 am to dstone12
People, I just want to say, you know, can we all get along?
Posted on 8/5/26 at 6:38 am to Rosco P Coltrane
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Second, Mizzou is not a combination of Cal-Berkely and the North Pole.
The frick you aren't
Posted on 8/5/26 at 7:33 am to Rosco P Coltrane
Let me be the first to thank the University of Missouri for the SEC network!
Posted on 8/5/26 at 7:50 am to Rosco P Coltrane
It's going to be weird not having Missouri-Arkansas at the end of the year during rivalry week.
Posted on 8/5/26 at 8:02 am to gamecockman12
I have nothing against you, Missouri fans. It’s just still weird that you’re in the SEC.
Every Saturday when I check the schedule, I still do a double take when Missouri shows up under SEC games
Also, in the last couple years, I’ve been to St. Louis and Lake of the Ozarks and recall never seeing any Missouri gear. It was all the Cardinals, Royal and Chiefs mixed in with Arkansas and OU.
Every Saturday when I check the schedule, I still do a double take when Missouri shows up under SEC games
Also, in the last couple years, I’ve been to St. Louis and Lake of the Ozarks and recall never seeing any Missouri gear. It was all the Cardinals, Royal and Chiefs mixed in with Arkansas and OU.
Posted on 8/5/26 at 8:05 am to Rosco P Coltrane
7th and most importantly, the Drinkster is no Gary Pinkel.
Posted on 8/5/26 at 8:39 am to bamameister
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the Drinkster is no Gary Pinkel.
Ironically, the Drinkster would be an awesome nickname for Pinkel.
Posted on 8/5/26 at 9:09 am to Faurot fodder
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Ironically, the Drinkster would be an awesome nickname for Pinkel.
Unfortunately - that may be the funniest thing I've seen in a while.
Posted on 8/5/26 at 9:52 am to dallastiger55
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dallastiger55
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OU.
Yep
Your red dirt retardation is showing.
Posted on 8/5/26 at 9:57 am to dallastiger55
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I’ve been to St. Louis and Lake of the Ozarks and recall never seeing any Missouri gear.
Now we all know you are completely full of it. You cant drive past a cove without seeing a Mizzou flag hanging from a dock.
This post was edited on 8/5/26 at 2:06 pm
Posted on 8/5/26 at 11:27 am to Faurot fodder
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Ironically, the Drinkster would be an awesome nickname for Pinkel.
Had no trouble finding Atlanta.
Posted on 8/5/26 at 11:33 am to Faurot fodder
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Ironically, the Drinkster would be an awesome nickname for Pinkel.
Is Pinkel a big drinker? I've never heard that before.
Posted on 8/5/26 at 11:39 am to Lucado
He just got his 2nd DUI.
I ain't judging, just joking.
I ain't judging, just joking.
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