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3rd Annual Mizzou Ain’t Belongin in no SEC Thread
Posted on 8/4/26 at 9:14 pm
Posted on 8/4/26 at 9:14 pm
First, the year is 2026.
Second, Mizzou is not a combination of Cal-Berkely and the North Pole.
Third, some of you have so many libs in your states that you are now swing states.
Fourth, before we got here there was no SEC network.
Fifth, the SEC is the only major conference left that makes any sense from a geographic standpoint.
Sixth, all 16 schools are rich because of all this.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!
Second, Mizzou is not a combination of Cal-Berkely and the North Pole.
Third, some of you have so many libs in your states that you are now swing states.
Fourth, before we got here there was no SEC network.
Fifth, the SEC is the only major conference left that makes any sense from a geographic standpoint.
Sixth, all 16 schools are rich because of all this.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!
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Posted on 8/4/26 at 9:55 pm to Rosco P Coltrane
Only thing missing is a championship.
In anything.
In anything.
Posted on 8/4/26 at 10:04 pm to Rosco P Coltrane
We are indeed here, and as full members of this august association it is our privilege, our duty, our right to present ourselves in such a manner as . . .
What?
Indeed. Your pardon.
*Ahem*
WE COMIN BAWS!
What?
Indeed. Your pardon.
*Ahem*
WE COMIN BAWS!
This post was edited on 8/4/26 at 10:05 pm
Posted on 8/4/26 at 10:15 pm to Rosco P Coltrane
You can post this shite all day long, but there are few , if any, smart enough to understand what happened in 2012 with the addition of A&M and Mizzou bringing rich cable markets for Slive to have in his back pocket when negotiating to launch the lucrative SEC network. It’s sad that such a seminal event is lost on the mouth breathers who will never understand the business that is CFB!
Posted on 8/4/26 at 10:47 pm to Rosco P Coltrane
If you have to beg this hard, and for this many years, maybe you don’t belong.
This post was edited on 8/4/26 at 10:48 pm
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