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re: 2022 Volleyball National Champions

Posted on 12/19/22 at 11:03 am to
Posted by skrayper
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Member since Nov 2012
30875 posts
Posted on 12/19/22 at 11:03 am to
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Those chicks would get beat by a group of random guys with only a marginal interest in volleyball who met maybe an hour before the match.


I'll call bullshite on that.

Maybe a random group of male volleyball players, but random dudes are lucky if half the time they can cover the net with the right timing. Most of them are going to get spiked brutally.
Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 12/19/22 at 11:39 am to
quote:

Texas has won more NCAA titles in the last decade than A&M has in their history.
OOOOF that'll leave a mark.

Doubt he responds after that one (unless it's a photo of dildos that he has saved on his phone)
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95904 posts
Posted on 12/19/22 at 12:19 pm to
quote:

I love watching Bama softball games. Not a great take.


I am astonished how many people didn’t pick up on my post as sarcasm. And they say “/s” isn’t necessary
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54676 posts
Posted on 12/19/22 at 2:00 pm to
2 biggest schools in TX, join the SEC, and neither has a rifle team.

Posted by Buster83
Member since Aug 2021
3445 posts
Posted on 12/19/22 at 2:43 pm to
Maybe the women can teach the men how to win something again.

I doubt it with guys like these:

Posted by jonnyanony
Member since Nov 2020
9939 posts
Posted on 12/19/22 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

Bama has six NCs in gymnastics.


Adorable.
Posted by TexasForever
Member since Jul 2021
2949 posts
Posted on 12/19/22 at 3:04 pm to
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Those chicks would get beat by a group of random guys with only a marginal interest in volleyball who met maybe an hour before the match.


I'm just going to assume you've never seen a volleyball match in your life because that's fricking retarded. You're talking about 6'3 girls with 30"+ verticals who have played volleyball for a decade. You could pick 10 guys out of a thousand and they would get their asses kicked by these girls.

Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 12/19/22 at 3:21 pm to
quote:

Maybe the women can teach the men how to win something again.

I doubt it with guys like these:


You're literally proving me right
quote:

OOOOF that'll leave a mark.

Doubt he responds after that one (unless it's a photo of dildos that he has saved on his phone)
Posted by FatDawg
Bedrock
Member since Jul 2018
423 posts
Posted on 12/19/22 at 3:26 pm to
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Winning a D1 national championship in any sport, male or female, is hard AF. I hate Texas as much as anybody, but this is a dumb take. Bama has six NCs in gymnastics. You think that’s easy? It’s as difficult and competitive a sport as you’ll ever see.

P.S. You wouldn’t last 10 minutes in a volleyball practice. Those girls would whip your arse.



Lighten up francis
Posted by Buster83
Member since Aug 2021
3445 posts
Posted on 12/19/22 at 4:13 pm to
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You're literally proving me right


I know how much you and the rest of donghorn nation are so proud of this picture. You comment on it every time it gets displayed. Y'all even immortalized the dildo parade in the student center on campus! Y'all even gave it a nickname!!!
Donghorns "Big Boy"




I am more than happy to let you see it again.

Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 12/19/22 at 5:14 pm to
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Buster83
Damn. Who would've thought we'd have the first Buster meltdown of the week before the end of the work day on Monday because Texas won yet another national championship

Thanks for making my point for me, reject
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4672 posts
Posted on 12/19/22 at 6:07 pm to
But how did your Equestrian squad and Bass fishing club team do? Were they as thicc as your jumpy up slap ball team was? Ya'll are about to join the big league dammit, get your priorities in order.
Posted by BurntOrangeMan
Dallas TX
Member since May 2021
5628 posts
Posted on 12/19/22 at 6:29 pm to
quote:

Maybe the women can teach the men how to win something again.



Texas Men's programs have won more NC's in the last 5 years than aggy has in their entire existence.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54676 posts
Posted on 12/19/22 at 6:43 pm to
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Adorable.


On my bucket list, I hear they tailgate for meets, that would eb AWESOME!
Posted by MackDaddyBrown
Member since Jul 2021
3740 posts
Posted on 12/19/22 at 7:36 pm to
I didn't even know we memorialized a dildo. The jokes write themselves.
Posted by Born2rock
Member since Oct 2022
868 posts
Posted on 12/19/22 at 11:08 pm to
What's not to like?
Posted by LSUstephen17
Houston
Member since Aug 2010
13112 posts
Posted on 12/19/22 at 11:14 pm to
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Imagine bragging about a women’s national championship


They have to take what they can get since they don’t get much these days
Posted by charliethehun
Member since Jul 2021
1038 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 5:16 am to
Those volleyball players are Sexy Mommas!
Posted by Smokeyone
Maryville Tn
Member since Jul 2016
15958 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 6:07 am to
quote:

Imagine bragging about a women’s national championship


And that was the best pic he could find to draw interest?
Posted by ALhunter
Member since Dec 2018
2935 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 7:55 am to
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I'm just going to assume you've never seen a volleyball match in your life because that's fricking retarded. You're talking about 6'3 girls with 30"+ verticals who have played volleyball for a decade. You could pick 10 guys out of a thousand and they would get their asses kicked by these girls.
GTFO... I'm happy they won and happy women's sports exist, but if you had a sampling of 1000 college guys and you picked 10 out of that 1000 and had them practice volleyball for 6 months the guys would win easily. Let the women have their win, enjoy it, and leave it at that without trying to make some false equivalence to male athletics.

A women's volleyball net is like 7 feet. At 6'3" with a 30 inch vertical you're throwing down easy 2 handed dunks - that's just a fact. If that were even remotely common among female athletes, you'd have more than a couple dunks a year between NCAA and professional women's basketball.
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