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Posted on 4/17/13 at 12:14 pm to
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 12:14 pm to
Why do you need to worry about it? You guys already cured AIDS.
Posted by InVolNerable
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 12:16 pm to
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Why do you need to worry about it? You guys already cured AIDS.


Exactly. And herpes are just genital glitter.
Posted by lurkr
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 12:16 pm to
Male >30 =>10
Male <30 =<10

You slow down and enjoy it as you age.
Posted by UMRealist
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 12:16 pm to
No cure for the herp tho
Posted by oklahogjr
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 12:17 pm to
When I was a kid everyone always said sharing was caring.
Posted by UMRealist
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 12:18 pm to
I would of told em to go frick themselves
Posted by InVolNerable
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 12:21 pm to
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I would of told em to go frick themselves


Would you have lent them your nudie mags?
Posted by UMRealist
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 12:21 pm to
this is the 21st century who uses magz anymore
Posted by 3nOut
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 12:25 pm to
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You must be in a long relationship or you're extremely stupid.




vasectomies =
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 12:32 pm to
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It's one of those two

As long as she's on the pill it's only one. Otherwise....
Posted by InVolNerable
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 12:35 pm to
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this is the 21st century who uses magz anymore


I'm only 26, but there was still a short period of time when I used to rely on mags.
Posted by robby1220
Trion, Ga
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 12:53 pm to
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Hypothetically speaking, would one's avg time be discounted if they typically drink a few brews and boke a smowl over the course of the evening as a pregame ritual?


I think something must also be said for increasing stamina by adding masturbation (alone)to the pregame rituals. If I know in advance that I will be getting busy and have time to do it, I can last a lot longer if I let the pressure off the pipes first.

Of course then I need at least an hour or else things will be quite disappointing.
Posted by deltaland
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 12:59 pm to
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You must be in a long relationship or you're extremely stupid.


Or she is just on birth control..I fricking hate condoms. If I'm not in the perfect mood for sex then sometimes I have trouble even keeping it up if I'm using a condom.

Night and day difference
Posted by Slippery Slope
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 1:00 pm to
That's like eating a shite ton of taco bell before going to Ruths Chris.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 1:26 pm to
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If I know in advance that I will be getting busy and have time to do it, I can last a lot longer if I let the pressure off the pipes first.


FWIW, foreplay can serve this purpose as well.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 1:27 pm to
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Or she is just on birth control..I fricking hate condoms. If I'm not in the perfect mood for sex then sometimes I have trouble even keeping it up if I'm using a condom.

Night and day difference


Delta, please tell me you're not slaying random poon without wrapping up sweetheart.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 1:31 pm to
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Delta, please tell me you're not slaying random poon without wrapping up sweetheart.


I have a GF so no random poon for me :(



I used to though

Using a condom would depend on if she made me use one or not or I'd use it if she wasn't on BC... I tried to be selective of who I slept with except for a few of those really drunk nights where I didn't give a frick...Hell I don't have a kid and never caught any diseases
Posted by InVolNerable
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 1:32 pm to
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FWIW, foreplay can serve this purpose as well.


It sounds like foreplay may turn into a game ender for Robby
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
108361 posts
Posted on 4/17/13 at 1:37 pm to
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It sounds like foreplay may turn into a game ender for Robby


I'm just sayin', if you need to "release some pressure" to ensure a longer trip when you get "there" there's no reason anyone should have to rub one out in the presence of company.
This post was edited on 4/17/13 at 1:38 pm
Posted by mwlewis
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Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 1:40 pm to
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FWIW, foreplay can serve this purpose as well.


This can also affect your performance. If the foreplay is really good you can pop in less than a minute. Its happened before
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