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Posted on 4/17/13 at 3:01 pm to
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 3:01 pm to
If you can't talk about this kind of shite on an anonymous message board, where canyou?
Posted by InVolNerable
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 3:19 pm to
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If you can't talk about this kind of shite on an anonymous message board, where canyou?


With my therapist. She also happens to be an escort. If I'm going to pay $200/hr, might as well get my dick wet too.
Posted by Hardy_Har
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 3:43 pm to
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If I'm going to pay $200/hr, might as well get my dick wet too.


This should be the Tennessee Visitor's Guide slogan.
Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 4:03 pm to
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I rub one out in the bathroom at work


I worked with a guy who got fired for this
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 4:07 pm to
I'm guessing he didn't put that one down for a reference. And how did they catch him?
Posted by UMRealist
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 4:10 pm to
The door came unlocked and a customer walked in
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 4:12 pm to
I would love to hear that conversation. What an interesting day at work. Also if he had a wife to have to go home and tell her you got fired like that.
Posted by InVolNerable
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 4:13 pm to
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I would love to hear that conversation. What an interesting day at work. Also if he had a wife to have to go home and tell her you got fired like that.


"But honey, I was doing it for you!"
Posted by UMRealist
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 4:15 pm to
haha he was a younger guy. Like 19 or 20ish
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 4:27 pm to
It's all about sacrifices. Speaking of, its getting to be that time
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 4:28 pm to
It's all about sacrifices. Speaking of, its getting to be that time
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 4:44 pm to
Oh all the new things I've learned from my Rant frands in this thread.
This post was edited on 4/17/13 at 4:45 pm
Posted by UMTigerRebel
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 5:28 pm to
Hold on, I'm coming

Late to the party, but I felt this was an appropriate song for this thread.
Posted by lurkr
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 7:22 pm to
What would you rather it be called Mrs Jonesie

Yodeling in the gully
Munching a tuna taco
Posted by lurkr
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 7:24 pm to
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Jr high boner


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