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re: What is the optimal average time of getting off?
Posted on 4/17/13 at 2:11 pm to InVolNerable
Posted on 4/17/13 at 2:11 pm to InVolNerable
Agreed
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 2:12 pm to Slippery Slope
However long it takes her once you're ready. Just hold off til her last one, then give it all you got. They really like that.
Posted on 4/17/13 at 2:12 pm to BluegrassBelle
I don't normally plan ahead and do that anyway. More often than not I'm fairly drunk when I have sex so it doesn't matter anyway.
Posted on 4/17/13 at 2:13 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
Much more acceptable euphemisms are:
Eating a box lunch
Donning a beard
Valley Yodeling
Clam diving
Eating a box lunch
Donning a beard
Valley Yodeling
Clam diving
Posted on 4/17/13 at 2:14 pm to BluegrassBelle
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Wouldn't that be the same issue if you rubbed one out first too though?
Has to be done early enough so as to allow for full recuperation time.
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I'm just saying if your preference is to go the robby route, it just doesn't make a lot of sense to go it alone if you don't have to
You got that shite right. Getting a blowjob trumps beating off alone any day of the week. But rubbing one out before the SO arrives is a good way to prep without all the pressure to perform again right away. A hard on is a very fragile thing sometimes. The very thought of not being able to get it up can often make it to where you can't.
Posted on 4/17/13 at 2:17 pm to BluegrassBelle
Oh I see what youre saying. Yeah, sometimes it is better to just bust one out during foreplay. But if the girl is a starfish then it will take you forever to finish.
Posted on 4/17/13 at 2:18 pm to InVolNerable
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Much more acceptable euphemisms are: Eating a box lunch Donning a beard Valley Yodeling Clam diving
Ima have to remember that. I just hate the way it sounds when someone says "eating a girl out".
ETA and I almost said Eating at the Y, but that sounds childish.
Posted on 4/17/13 at 2:18 pm to mwlewis
Starfish?
Posted on 4/17/13 at 2:18 pm to mwlewis
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But if the girl is a starfish then it will take you forever to finish.
Not me, bro.
Posted on 4/17/13 at 2:19 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
Just lays there and does nothing.
Posted on 4/17/13 at 2:20 pm to robby1220
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ETA and I almost said Eating at the Y, but that sounds childish.
I'm never concerned with that. Speak first, think later.
Posted on 4/17/13 at 2:21 pm to mwlewis
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Just lays there and does nothing.
Depending on the situation, that could be rape.
Posted on 4/17/13 at 2:26 pm to InVolNerable
A little off topic, but i didn't want to start a new thread.
Have any of you ever taken a Viagra but you don't actually need it? I got to tell you it is an amazing feeling. The first nut takes about 30 seconds, but after that you can go on and on and on. Plus there is only about a minute recharge time necessary.
I forget where I heard it, but the description Junior High boner where it feels like your about to rip out of your skin fits. I would reccomend breaking the pill into 1/3 or 1/2. But if you do it with a girl you don't know your dick can look a little scary and she sometimes gets freaked out when you are able to get off 6 times in a row with no lag time.
Have any of you ever taken a Viagra but you don't actually need it? I got to tell you it is an amazing feeling. The first nut takes about 30 seconds, but after that you can go on and on and on. Plus there is only about a minute recharge time necessary.
I forget where I heard it, but the description Junior High boner where it feels like your about to rip out of your skin fits. I would reccomend breaking the pill into 1/3 or 1/2. But if you do it with a girl you don't know your dick can look a little scary and she sometimes gets freaked out when you are able to get off 6 times in a row with no lag time.
This post was edited on 4/17/13 at 2:28 pm
Posted on 4/17/13 at 2:30 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
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but the description Junior High boner where it feels like your about to rip out of your skin fits
A cherry bomb boner. So much blood flow, it feels like your dick head is going to explode.
Posted on 4/17/13 at 2:30 pm to InVolNerable
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Depending on the situation, that could be rape
:trillhog:
Posted on 4/17/13 at 2:32 pm to InVolNerable
That's it, and that it what sort of freaked out this girl I took home from the bar one time. I had to take it cause the whiskey was putting me out of commission and I put in way to much work to give up so easily
Posted on 4/17/13 at 2:43 pm to InVolNerable
Posted on 4/17/13 at 2:53 pm to Slippery Slope
Is this thread all you hoped it would be and more?
Posted on 4/17/13 at 2:58 pm to BluegrassBelle
Yes, but in a different direction than I had originally planned.
My original plan was to call everyone who lasted longer than 5 minutes gay.
Everyone's being all candid and shite and I don't want to ruin it.
My original plan was to call everyone who lasted longer than 5 minutes gay.
Everyone's being all candid and shite and I don't want to ruin it.
Posted on 4/17/13 at 2:58 pm to Slippery Slope
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