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What is the optimal average time of getting off?
Posted on 4/17/13 at 8:46 am
Posted on 4/17/13 at 8:46 am
This is serious and it was hard to word the title without it getting immediately deleted.
Or is it more of a time range?
I tend to lead more to the time range thing.
I think it goes like this:
< 3 minutes = sad. But you're still straight.
3-5 minutes = optimal time. Shows you have a little lasting power, and you obviously are still turned on by chicks.
> 5 minutes = you can't get off because there aren't enough images of dudes in your head to allow it.
ETA: Sober only. Booze involved is a different animal.
Or is it more of a time range?
I tend to lead more to the time range thing.
I think it goes like this:
< 3 minutes = sad. But you're still straight.
3-5 minutes = optimal time. Shows you have a little lasting power, and you obviously are still turned on by chicks.
> 5 minutes = you can't get off because there aren't enough images of dudes in your head to allow it.
ETA: Sober only. Booze involved is a different animal.
This post was edited on 4/17/13 at 10:37 am
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 8:51 am to Slippery Slope
WJW
This thread was needed
Most pornstars have to go for an hour so I don't know how I feel about that.
All I can say is when you're going at it pretty good and things are going great it's nice to be able to focus on what's happening and enjoy the moment rather than trying to hold off the inevitable.. I hope I average above 5 mins but I know that's just not true.
This thread was needed
Most pornstars have to go for an hour so I don't know how I feel about that.
All I can say is when you're going at it pretty good and things are going great it's nice to be able to focus on what's happening and enjoy the moment rather than trying to hold off the inevitable.. I hope I average above 5 mins but I know that's just not true.
Posted on 4/17/13 at 8:53 am to TaxmanMSU
I read somewhere that most male porn stars were gay.
Posted on 4/17/13 at 8:56 am to Slippery Slope
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> 5 minutes = you can't get off because there aren't enough images of dudes in your head to allow it.
Wait, am I reading that right?
Posted on 4/17/13 at 8:57 am to Slippery Slope
>15 minutes gets really annoying.
Id say somewhere around 10 is best
Id say somewhere around 10 is best
Posted on 4/17/13 at 9:00 am to Slippery Slope
Probably 7 or 8 minutes
Posted on 4/17/13 at 9:02 am to Slippery Slope
dafuq is this shite? most women take at least 10 minutes or so to get rolling good. it's not gay to want to see that happening and know you're making it happen.
Posted on 4/17/13 at 9:13 am to Slippery Slope
All depends on how many times you have slept with said woman. A chick you are dating and fricking for the first time that you really want to impress and keep coming back for more, I'd try and at least hit the 20 minute mark.
A wife of 10 or 15 years on the other hand, 5 minutes and time to go to sleep.
A wife of 10 or 15 years on the other hand, 5 minutes and time to go to sleep.
Posted on 4/17/13 at 9:19 am to DMagic
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Probably 7 or 8 minutes
Good guess. I read a few sexpert articles about this last week. 7 minutes seemed to be the optimal mark.
Posted on 4/17/13 at 9:20 am to Hardy_Har
Also the optimal sandwich making time
Posted on 4/17/13 at 9:22 am to Slippery Slope
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I read somewhere that most male porn stars were gay
This is covered in the Jenna Jamison Biography. Peter North is the subject. He had to stand in the corner for 10 minutes to achieve his boner before slaying poon..
Posted on 4/17/13 at 9:33 am to Slippery Slope
You also have to go with the adage "It's not how much time you spend, it's how you spend your time" 
Posted on 4/17/13 at 9:48 am to DMagic
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Probably 7 or 8 minutes
This would be my guess as well (for guys). Obviously you have to think about other factors influencing it though such as how much foreplay there was beforehand, whether it's the first time they've gotten off, etc.
As far as girls, it really all depends on some of the same factors. I don't even know if I could throw out an average time because it varies so much. And it's less about how long it takes, but moreso about how many times you can make it happen.
Posted on 4/17/13 at 10:08 am to BluegrassBelle
I would say...10 minutes?
I have tried to look at a clock a few times to see how things were going time wise but I get caught every time.
I have tried to look at a clock a few times to see how things were going time wise but I get caught every time.
Posted on 4/17/13 at 10:11 am to Slippery Slope
Afternoon is probably the best time. On a rainy day. Gives time for a nice nap before dinner.
Posted on 4/17/13 at 10:13 am to Slippery Slope
Not trying to sound like a douche nozzle but Im thinking more along the lines of 15-20min avg...
Posted on 4/17/13 at 10:17 am to BAMAisDIESEL09
Damn son...I gots Hulu to watch!
Posted on 4/17/13 at 10:25 am to Slippery Slope
Depends on the lady, most women take 10 to 15 to get warmed up. Then once warmed up another 10 to grab their first one.
So I guess my answer is 20 to get it right.
So I guess my answer is 20 to get it right.
Posted on 4/17/13 at 10:36 am to BAMAisDIESEL09
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but Im thinking more along the lines of 15-20min avg...
I applaud your bravery in coming out of the closet.
Posted on 4/17/13 at 10:37 am to Slippery Slope
first time with a chick...5-10 minutes.
2nd time with same chick...eat your wheaties.
2nd time with same chick...eat your wheaties.
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