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re: What is the optimal average time of getting off?

Posted on 4/17/13 at 11:21 am to
Posted by stoms
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 11:21 am to
She tells me when she's ready for me to. Let her get hers. It's all about easing out of the danger zone when you start approaching. A lil discipline and you can go as long as you want. That said, if I wanted I bet I could do 2 minutes if speed was the goal
Posted by Tds & Beer
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 11:25 am to
quote:

She tells me when she's ready for me to. Let her get hers. It's all about easing out of the danger zone when you start approaching. A lil discipline and you can go as long as you want. That said, if I wanted I bet I could do 2 minutes if speed was the goal

Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 11:25 am to
quote:

It's all about easing out of the danger zone when you start approaching.


This goes against everything Kenny Loggins has taught me.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 11:26 am to
Ah lawd.

Posted by stoms
Coastal
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 11:27 am to
Posted by InVolNerable
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 11:28 am to
quote:

This goes against everything Kenny Loggins has taught me.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
108361 posts
Posted on 4/17/13 at 11:30 am to


You need to listen to some Ronnie Milsap, "Slow Hand" instead sweetheart.



Posted by InVolNerable
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 11:34 am to
Billy Squire.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 11:34 am to
quote:

She tells me when she's ready for me to. Let her get hers. It's all about easing out of the danger zone when you start approaching. A lil discipline and you can go as long as you want.

Nah dude, you're totally gay if you don't bust within 2 minutes and she has to finish herself off.
Posted by InVolNerable
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 11:34 am to
Billy Squire, "The Stroke". That's my jam.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 11:42 am to
I play this song to give me motivation during.

LINK
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 11:44 am to
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Nah dude, you're totally gay if you don't bust within 2 minutes and she has to finish herself off.


3-5 minutes

Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 11:45 am to
quote:

I play this song to give me motivation during.



This is mine:

LINK
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103043 posts
Posted on 4/17/13 at 11:53 am to
Without a condom I can go anywhere from 8-15 minutes. With a condom I can go however long I want..frick condoms.
Posted by BAMAisDIESEL09
Member since Jul 2012
2658 posts
Posted on 4/17/13 at 11:53 am to
Hypothetically speaking, would one's avg time be discounted if they typically drink a few brews and boke a smowl over the course of the evening as a pregame ritual?
This post was edited on 4/17/13 at 11:54 am
Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 11:54 am to
Mine LINK

Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 4/17/13 at 11:55 am to
quote:

Hypothetically speaking, would one's avg time be discounted if they typically drink a few brews and boke a smowl over the course of the evening as a pregame ritual?


Yes. There is an edit in the OP.
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
41553 posts
Posted on 4/17/13 at 12:10 pm to
I'm just so damn inconsistent. Sometimes I'll go 15-20+, and then other times I'll go for 2. It doesn't make any sense to me

A lot of times when I'm drunk I won't finish at all, and she'll make me stop after god knows how long.

These apply for no condom. I haven't worn one of those frickers in years.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
77345 posts
Posted on 4/17/13 at 12:12 pm to
quote:

I haven't worn one of those frickers in years.

You must be in a long relationship or you're extremely stupid.
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
41553 posts
Posted on 4/17/13 at 12:14 pm to
It's one of those two
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