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OT: Mizzou sucks, partition the state like Poland

Posted on 3/23/21 at 11:41 am
Posted by Sharkboi69
Member since Aug 2018
98 posts
Posted on 3/23/21 at 11:41 am
Kansas gets Kansas City.

Illinois gets St Louis.

The northern part of the state goes to Iowa.

The southern part of the state goes to Arkansas.

Our national nightmare of the existence of Mizzou in the SEC will finally be over.
Posted by Porker Face
Eden Isle
Member since Feb 2012
15695 posts
Posted on 3/23/21 at 11:42 am to
We don't want any part of Missouri in Arkansas
Posted by southpawcock
Member since Oct 2015
16058 posts
Posted on 3/23/21 at 11:42 am to
39 posts wtf.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
100000 posts
Posted on 3/23/21 at 11:43 am to
Eh

Mizzou is okay
Posted by WildcatMike
Lexington, KY
Member since Dec 2005
43176 posts
Posted on 3/23/21 at 11:44 am to
Posted by TheSwineAssault
The Delta
Member since Apr 2010
1623 posts
Posted on 3/23/21 at 11:46 am to
As a native Arkansas, I’m willing to only take the boot heel but nothing above the 36 parallel.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24811 posts
Posted on 3/23/21 at 11:49 am to
quote:


We don't want any part of Missouri in Arkansas


I mean, y'all have Harrison. That sithole alone is worse than Missouri.
Posted by diddlydawg7
2x Best Poster Elite 8 (2x Sweet 16
Member since Oct 2017
29545 posts
Posted on 3/23/21 at 11:55 am to
quote:

Mizzou is okay


Figures a soy Boi fig commie beta cuck low-T bastard like you would like Missouri.



Did I do that right?
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
52931 posts
Posted on 3/23/21 at 11:56 am to
quote:

39 posts

Post less
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
52931 posts
Posted on 3/23/21 at 11:57 am to
quote:

soy Boi fig commie beta cuck low-T bastard

This about covers it.
Posted by Porker Face
Eden Isle
Member since Feb 2012
15695 posts
Posted on 3/23/21 at 11:58 am to
quote:

I mean, y'all have Harrison. That sithole alone is worse than Missouri.


I'd take Harrison over Branson
Posted by Trumansfangs
Town & Country
Member since Sep 2018
7654 posts
Posted on 3/23/21 at 6:28 pm to
We aint all bad.

Speaking of partitions, why is there a North & South Carolina ?
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 3/23/21 at 7:42 pm to
Kansas gets nothing.

Illinois already has East St. Louis.

If the northern part of the state goes to Iowa, then we would have Southern Iowa in the SEC.

Mizzou is okay, now that they’ve adjusted.
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
22953 posts
Posted on 3/23/21 at 9:13 pm to
quote:

Mizzou sucks


Missouri is fine. Good people for the most part.

Posted by KCM0Tiger
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2011
16302 posts
Posted on 3/23/21 at 9:48 pm to
quote:

Kansas gets Kansas City.


Abso-fricking-lutely NOT.

That’s been their wet dream since 1850. They literally named their state after Kansas City. fricking leaches.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68143 posts
Posted on 3/24/21 at 5:17 am to
quote:

Sharkboi69

GFY
Posted by DaleGribblesMower
Member since Dec 2013
4560 posts
Posted on 3/24/21 at 3:43 pm to
We need a wall...
Posted by Miznoz
#1 SEC RANT Influencer
Member since Dec 2018
4216 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 2:02 pm to
The state is actually called Missouri, you east coast jungle living mouth breather
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This post was edited on 3/26/21 at 2:02 pm
Posted by mingoswamp
St. Louis
Member since Aug 2017
970 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 11:06 pm to
Pretty obvious you're a moron. Half of Missouri stood up to defend the South. So kindly GFY!
Posted by Numberwang
Bike City, USA
Member since Feb 2012
13163 posts
Posted on 3/28/21 at 9:23 pm to
God I love these "Mizzouri wuz Konfedrats" threads.
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