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Posted on 6/6/13 at 2:56 am to KCM0Tiger
Why Missouri will never belong.
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Posted on 6/6/13 at 2:58 am to KCM0Tiger
Missouri is an amoeba. They do what they want up here--leave us alone 
Posted on 6/6/13 at 3:09 am to KCM0Tiger
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Missouri is 2/3 Midwestern and 1/3 Southern.
it's 100% terrible. Can you honestly tell me one thing worth a shite in Missouri? It's a giant armpit.
Posted on 6/6/13 at 3:57 am to KCM0Tiger
Leave the SEC, you are not southern, not good enough, and most importantly not wanted.
Posted on 6/6/13 at 4:30 am to KCM0Tiger
You're not southern. DWI
Posted on 6/6/13 at 5:27 am to Burt Reynolds
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it's 100% terrible. Can you honestly tell me one thing worth a shite in Missouri? It's a giant armpit.
Well, that was mean
Posted on 6/6/13 at 6:20 am to KCM0Tiger
If you have to present a slide show to try and convince yourself and others you're not a Yankee then you're a Yankee.
Posted on 6/6/13 at 6:27 am to KCM0Tiger
Sorry...the only true map to determine if you are really Southern or not...what you call a soft drink. Soda??? I think not, Yankee.
Just saw this is Germans from another post...but my map is better.
Just saw this is Germans from another post...but my map is better.
This post was edited on 6/6/13 at 6:46 am
Posted on 6/6/13 at 6:50 am to madmaxvol
Soda, pop, whatever...
Most of us don't drink the stuff preferring
a frosty cold hoppy beverage.
The rest of the South needs to catch on, sodie pop
(who's heard that one!)is bad for your health.
Drink water or beer!
Most of us don't drink the stuff preferring
a frosty cold hoppy beverage.
The rest of the South needs to catch on, sodie pop
(who's heard that one!)is bad for your health.
Drink water or beer!
Posted on 6/6/13 at 7:09 am to Ridgewalker
Missouri is the midwest, they don't make sense in the SEC. Should've gone after a NC or VA school.
Posted on 6/6/13 at 7:09 am to KCM0Tiger
Hey I like the south, but being from STL I don't consider myself southern, but there are part of MO that are. as far as the civil war that everyone keeps making ref to I would side with the ideals of the North, but with that being said I love being in the SEC 
Posted on 6/6/13 at 7:35 am to Ridgewalker
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Soda, pop, whatever...
Most of us don't drink the stuff preferring a frosty cold hoppy beverage.
The rest of the South needs to catch on, sodie pop (who's heard that one!)is bad for your health.
Drink water or beer!
They frown on me drinking beer at work...this place is like a Gulag camp.
Posted on 6/6/13 at 7:38 am to MIZZOU MSG
Only way to be southern is by this conversation.
What would you like to drink?
Coke
What Kind?
Dr. Pepper
Does not compute
What would you like to drink?
Coke
What Kind?
Dr. Pepper
quote:
as far as the civil war that everyone keeps making ref to I would side with the ideals of the North, but with that being said I love being in the SEC
Does not compute
Posted on 6/6/13 at 7:58 am to KCM0Tiger
I'm so glad the Bible Belt doesn't extend to where I live
Posted on 6/6/13 at 7:58 am to raginjeauxcajun
Yeah, I never understood the whole "Coke" thing. A Sprite/Dr. P/etc. is NOT a Coke.
Posted on 6/6/13 at 8:12 am to brewhan davey
I grew up south of Lexington in KY. Historically my family has gone from a Virginia Plantation down through North Carolina, over into Tennessee, and up just across the border into Kentucky. I guess that's why personally I always identify with the south. We call all carbonated beverages a Coke and so on and so forth.
However!
When I get north of Lexington I no longer feel as if I'm in the south. Kentucky is not a wholly southern state. From Louisville to Cinci it dissipates quickly. Not to say they don't share the same qualities, but the culture is decidedly muddled from there on out. And historically I have always thought of Kentucky as a Southern state that went to bat for the wrong team. Its the confederacies fault actually, they got too jumpy and broke our neutrality.
Now living in St. Louis I can say if you head south out of town down by Ste. Genevieve it starts to feel southern. Pines and all! But St. Louis might as well be Cleveland in my eyes.
Alright.... I'm done.... BIG WALL OF TEXT.
However!
When I get north of Lexington I no longer feel as if I'm in the south. Kentucky is not a wholly southern state. From Louisville to Cinci it dissipates quickly. Not to say they don't share the same qualities, but the culture is decidedly muddled from there on out. And historically I have always thought of Kentucky as a Southern state that went to bat for the wrong team. Its the confederacies fault actually, they got too jumpy and broke our neutrality.
Now living in St. Louis I can say if you head south out of town down by Ste. Genevieve it starts to feel southern. Pines and all! But St. Louis might as well be Cleveland in my eyes.
Alright.... I'm done.... BIG WALL OF TEXT.
Posted on 6/6/13 at 8:17 am to DisplacedKentuckian
I actually read all of your post. Spacing between paragraphs can do wonders for readers.
But, I still do not understand how you distinguish. When you ask for a "Coke," does the waiter ask, "What kind?"
Posted on 6/6/13 at 8:18 am to KCM0Tiger
If you are from KC, you know Missouri isn't close to being a southern state. Bunch of Midwestern douchebags in the mold of Dan Gilbert.
Posted on 6/6/13 at 8:22 am to KCM0Tiger
Nobody considers you southern and never will
- The deep south, and upland south
ETA: Atleast from a Southerners standpoint. Merry Christmas
- The deep south, and upland south
ETA: Atleast from a Southerners standpoint. Merry Christmas
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