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Give me your best sects text that works every time
Posted on 1/4/17 at 4:41 pm
Posted on 1/4/17 at 4:41 pm
I'll share the reply with what I go with later
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Posted on 1/4/17 at 4:43 pm to sugatowng
"You up?"
Posted on 1/4/17 at 4:55 pm to sugatowng
"Please, I'm really desperate"
Posted on 1/4/17 at 4:57 pm to sugatowng
"STTDB?"
Posted on 1/4/17 at 5:16 pm to sugatowng
Sometimes I'll text my wife and say "let's go through the process of making a baby but not make the baby"
Works every time
Works every time
Posted on 1/4/17 at 5:16 pm to sugatowng
"I'll feed the kids, put them to bed, and do the dishes tonight....."
Posted on 1/4/17 at 5:21 pm to sugatowng
quote:
I'll share the reply with what I go with later
This thread is a trap
Posted on 1/4/17 at 5:35 pm to sugatowng
She's gone
Posted on 1/4/17 at 6:17 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Posted on 1/4/17 at 6:50 pm to sugatowng
"You have two choices tonight: top or bottom and front door or back door."
Posted on 1/4/17 at 8:34 pm to sugatowng
WOO PIG SOUIE!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on 1/4/17 at 9:14 pm to CNB
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You up?
Posted on 1/4/17 at 9:22 pm to sugatowng
My sores have scabbed over...you in?
Posted on 1/5/17 at 7:34 am to sugatowng
Posted on 1/5/17 at 8:13 am to AUCatfish
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My sores have scabbed over...you in?
Posted on 1/7/17 at 11:51 am to sugatowng
Him: hey, can you pick up visine on your way home?
Her: yes honey, but why?
Him: I'm so horny that I don't have enough skin left to blink.
Her: yes honey, but why?
Him: I'm so horny that I don't have enough skin left to blink.
Posted on 1/7/17 at 12:32 pm to sugatowng
Sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart.
Posted on 1/7/17 at 8:27 pm to sugatowng
"I hope your couch pulls out, cause I don't."
Posted on 1/8/17 at 2:49 pm to sugatowng
"this dick aint gonna suck itself"
Posted on 1/8/17 at 3:02 pm to AUTiger45
"I'm rich"
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