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Posted on 8/19/18 at 5:53 pm to AllbyMyRelf
I pee outside more than I do inside, and I carry a box of blue shop towels in the back seat. Find a shade tree and grab the tire to make sure you don’t shite down into your pants.
Posted on 8/19/18 at 8:10 pm to CNB
And I got it. I know your sense of humor and appreciate it. 
Posted on 8/19/18 at 10:41 pm to Kentucker
I had a bad experience one time post-Taco Bell.
Posted on 8/19/18 at 11:07 pm to AllbyMyRelf
there have been some good threads about this topic.
Posted on 8/19/18 at 11:18 pm to AllbyMyRelf
Plenty of times. I aimed at spiders when they available when pissing. Failing that, I tried pissing all over the most obnoxious form of life I could find. (Scorpions, and nasty shite that has too many legs.)
The trick to dropping a deuce is figuring out how you're gunna wipe your arse. If no plan A arises, use your underwear and go commando. But, seriously, go wash your and a change of clothes ASAP.
Also, even though their existence is a crime, and totally deserve it, PLEASE DO NOT attempt to take a 5-alarm Taco-Bell shite all over a yellow-jacket nest.
The trick to dropping a deuce is figuring out how you're gunna wipe your arse. If no plan A arises, use your underwear and go commando. But, seriously, go wash your and a change of clothes ASAP.
Also, even though their existence is a crime, and totally deserve it, PLEASE DO NOT attempt to take a 5-alarm Taco-Bell shite all over a yellow-jacket nest.
Posted on 8/19/18 at 11:25 pm to AllbyMyRelf
As others have said, found a bottle or tree. Holding it is overrated.
Posted on 8/19/18 at 11:27 pm to Kentucker
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Kentucker
I don't get to ask anyone about scat porn on the reg, but you gave me the opportunity today. Thank you.
Posted on 8/20/18 at 12:12 am to AllbyMyRelf
All I'll say if is you're going to be in the outdoors more than a couple miles from a terlet, carry a pocket knife in case you need to cut up any articles of clothing for wipes.
Posted on 8/20/18 at 12:29 am to PowerTool
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PowerTool
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13000 posts
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All I'll say if is you're going to be in the outdoors more than a couple miles from a terlet, carry a pocket knife in case you need to cut up any articles of clothing for wipes.
That's one shitty 13,000th post.
Posted on 8/20/18 at 8:16 am to Kentucker
quote:I'm not sure about that...I got a dog that won't take a crap if he sees you watching him...seriously.
Humans are too uptight. No other animal is ashamed or embarrassed about evacuating in public. We shouldn't be either.
Posted on 8/20/18 at 8:21 am to AllbyMyRelf
quote:I have a horribly sensitive stomach, so I have no qualms waltzing into a restaurant if its go time. Most of the time if you're walking with a purpose no one will even say anything, but even if so throw them a "Yeah my group was already seated" on the way in and a "whoops my bad" on the way out
Not where I was. There were some restaurants. If I felt like I wasn’t going to make it, I would’ve gone in one of those and ordered something.
Posted on 8/20/18 at 8:59 am to Woodreaux
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PLEASE DO NOT attempt to take a 5-alarm Taco-Bell shite all over a yellow-jacket nest.
I had an involuntary clench when I read that.
Posted on 8/20/18 at 9:11 am to DownSouthJukin
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I don't get to ask anyone about scat porn on the reg, but you gave me the opportunity today. Thank you.
I seldom talk about shitty topics outside the poli board but when I do the stink can linger. If I ever decide to drop a pron bomb, I think I'll go with scat. A quick google of the topic made me skip breakfast. Thanks.
Posted on 8/20/18 at 9:34 am to coachcrisp
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I'm not sure about that...I got a dog that won't take a crap if he sees you watching him...seriously.
I don't doubt it. Dogs seem to be evolving to be as much like us as possible.
I'm an evolution buff and it's impossible to overlook how similar their behavior is to ours in many instances. Whether they are mimicking our behavior or genuinely changing is open for debate at the moment but the evidence for the latter can be convincing.
For example, the internet is awash with videos of dogs that exhibit guilt. Many psychologists say a dog's reaction to its owner's rebuke is merely fear of punishment but I disagree.
My own dogs, which know there is absolutely no cause of fear of me, will act very quilty when I have to use the "Bad dog!" declaration. I suppose that, even with humans, there's a fine line between guilt and fear but based on the amount of video evidence, dogs seem to have evolved to distinguish between the two emotions.
Posted on 8/20/18 at 11:06 am to coachcrisp
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I'm not sure about that...I got a dog that won't take a crap if he sees you watching him...seriously.
Guy I work with has a dog like that. Will piss wherever, but goes around the side of the house to a corner and shits.
My golden doodle is fairly shy, but not that bad.
My GSP doesn’t give a damn who watches. I actually think he’s fricking with me sometimes... We sleep with the bedroom door closed and one time he got an upset stomach in the middle of the night... Not explosive, but not solid either. Anyway, instead of crying and waking me up to go out like they normally do, he went and shat by the return air vent. So, my wife and I wake up to dog shite smell coming out of the air conditioner and he’s in there not giving a frick.
Posted on 8/20/18 at 1:39 pm to Kentucker
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My own dogs, which know there is absolutely no cause of fear of me, will act very quilty when I have to use the "Bad dog!" declaration.
I have one who is smart but quite willful. All I have to do is give him the stink eye and he goes to his cage.
Several reasons I know he is smart
#1 He tests the limits only when I am not looking (knows how to behave when I am)
#2 Knows when he is bad without spanking or rating my voice
#3 The more sentimental the item, the more he will chew it up
#4 After doing the bad thing he tried to lick me showing some remorse.
Posted on 8/20/18 at 6:11 pm to Kentucker
quote:Analyze this. If he can't go somewhere to crap so I can't watch him, he'll sometimes stick his head in a bush so he can't see me watching him!....it's funny as hell.
I don't doubt it. Dogs seem to be evolving to be as much like us as possible.
I'm an evolution buff and it's impossible to overlook how similar their behavior is to ours in many instances. Whether they are mimicking our behavior or genuinely changing is open for debate at the moment but the evidence for the latter can be convincing.
This post was edited on 8/20/18 at 6:12 pm
Posted on 8/20/18 at 7:35 pm to coachcrisp
I had a cat once that would shite in the shower if he wasn't getting any attention from my wife. He knew she got up and showered first so he'd drop a duce in there for her so she'd yell at him and chase him through the house.
Posted on 8/20/18 at 8:07 pm to NytroBud
Why does your dog not want to see him / her poop but they won't get out of the bathroom when you have to drop a deuce?
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