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Horizontally challenged head coaches (Pics SFW but beware of man boobs)
Posted on 12/16/19 at 11:02 pm
Posted on 12/16/19 at 11:02 pm
Has there ever been a successful, obese NCAA FBS/D-1A football head coach?
Mark Mangino took Kansas to an Orange Bowl and a final No. 7 ranking one year, but he ended with a final 50-48 record, with a dismal 23-41 record in the Big 12 and 4 losing seasons out of 8 seasons total (including bowl game losses).
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Charlie Weiss ended his career at 41-49 after stints at Notre Dame and Kansas. He took Notre Dame to only one 10 win season and actually had a losing season there. His career ended, literally and figuratively, at Kansas.
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Bret Bielema was fired at Arkansas for going 29-34 over 5 seasons (11-29 in the SEC) and never winning more than 8 games while producing 2 losing seasons. His prior stop at Wisconsin yielded 3 consecutive Rose Bowl trips before departing for Arkansas. There’s a good argument that Arkansas ruined Bret in the coaching and waistline departments. Rumors are swirling that he will eventually replace Les Miles at Kansas.
Are these indicators of how fat coaches pan out? Is Arkansas headed down the path to further football irrelevance with Sam Pittman? Is it coincidence that ArKANSAS hired Sam Pittman? Should Arkansas have used BMI in its hiring criteria? Can one program handle two tubby coaches in short order? Will Sam Pittman eventually end up at Kansas? These are very important questions that need answering.
Mark Mangino took Kansas to an Orange Bowl and a final No. 7 ranking one year, but he ended with a final 50-48 record, with a dismal 23-41 record in the Big 12 and 4 losing seasons out of 8 seasons total (including bowl game losses).
Charlie Weiss ended his career at 41-49 after stints at Notre Dame and Kansas. He took Notre Dame to only one 10 win season and actually had a losing season there. His career ended, literally and figuratively, at Kansas.
Bret Bielema was fired at Arkansas for going 29-34 over 5 seasons (11-29 in the SEC) and never winning more than 8 games while producing 2 losing seasons. His prior stop at Wisconsin yielded 3 consecutive Rose Bowl trips before departing for Arkansas. There’s a good argument that Arkansas ruined Bret in the coaching and waistline departments. Rumors are swirling that he will eventually replace Les Miles at Kansas.
Are these indicators of how fat coaches pan out? Is Arkansas headed down the path to further football irrelevance with Sam Pittman? Is it coincidence that ArKANSAS hired Sam Pittman? Should Arkansas have used BMI in its hiring criteria? Can one program handle two tubby coaches in short order? Will Sam Pittman eventually end up at Kansas? These are very important questions that need answering.
This post was edited on 12/17/19 at 12:32 pm
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Posted on 12/16/19 at 11:05 pm to DownSouthJukin
Holy man boobs Batman
Posted on 12/16/19 at 11:05 pm to DownSouthJukin
Why couldn't you post a bunch of pictures of sexy women?
You had to choose short, fat men.
Closet Aggy?
You had to choose short, fat men.
Closet Aggy?
Posted on 12/16/19 at 11:11 pm to DownSouthJukin
On a scale of 1 - LSU fans, just how triggered are you right now?
Why don't you make like Frozen and Let it Go, dweeb.
Why don't you make like Frozen and Let it Go, dweeb.
Posted on 12/16/19 at 11:15 pm to DownSouthJukin
Aggy board.
Posted on 12/16/19 at 11:49 pm to DownSouthJukin
The vast majority of obese coaches fail. Players hardly ever respect men who have no self respect.
I sure as shite wouldn't have played as hard for my coach if he was some morbidly obese slob.
I sure as shite wouldn't have played as hard for my coach if he was some morbidly obese slob.
Posted on 12/17/19 at 12:02 am to DownSouthJukin
I figured out the common denominator. Teams with Kansas in their name hire fat guys who don’t pan out.
Posted on 12/17/19 at 12:12 am to DownSouthJukin
"You got Chollie Weiss on tha sidelines, his arse is a ax handle an a half wide.. sittin on a coolah.. Ahm guessin you need to start right there". Pat Dye, when asked in a radio interview what was wrong with Florida's offense in 2011.
Posted on 12/17/19 at 12:15 am to DownSouthJukin
I just can’t believe mangino yelled at players. He looks like he would have a coughing fit the second he raised his voice.
Posted on 12/17/19 at 5:37 am to DownSouthJukin
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Horizontally challenged head coaches
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Horizontally challenged
You misspelled fat frick
Posted on 12/17/19 at 5:39 am to DownSouthJukin
Every once in a while a man needs a little support.
Posted on 12/17/19 at 8:11 am to DownSouthJukin
It was common knowledge on the Big12 boards, back when Mangino was coaching, that he would use towels in the locker room instead of TP because he couldn't reach all of his nether regions with 1 hand 
True or not, it was always funny that everybody just took that as fact
True or not, it was always funny that everybody just took that as fact
Posted on 12/17/19 at 8:46 am to DownSouthJukin
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Horizontally challenged
Nick Saban is vertically challenged. These men are horizontally proficient.
Posted on 12/17/19 at 9:31 am to DownSouthJukin
Mangino did a great job at Kansas, it’s tough to win there.
Posted on 12/17/19 at 10:15 am to DownSouthJukin
It’s incredible how far Bert let himself go from the time he was hired at Arkansas to the time he was fired
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Posted on 12/17/19 at 10:46 am to DownSouthJukin
overdosing on gravity is a thing.
Posted on 12/17/19 at 11:40 am to DownSouthJukin
Fat Fill Fulmer won a national championship.
Posted on 12/17/19 at 12:00 pm to DownSouthJukin
quote:You sure you know what this means?
Can one program handle two tubby coaches in a row?
Posted on 12/17/19 at 12:32 pm to DownSouthJukin
Then Arkansas hires Matt Luke in a few years.
Posted on 12/17/19 at 12:39 pm to DownSouthJukin
Pittman has a great rack.
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