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Bartender's guide to SEC fans
Posted on 11/15/19 at 6:43 am
Posted on 11/15/19 at 6:43 am
Knoxville bartenders
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Which SEC fan base has the worst tippers?
Answer: Florida
"I don’t even think it's something on purpose. I think by the time they get to us everybody is so hammered and salty that they're like, 'Ah, screw it.' Most people just walk out on their tabs."
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Which fan base drinks the most?
Answer: LSU
"It's in their culture. They're about it."
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Which fans can't handle their drinks?
Answer: Florida or Alabama
"We had a fan who was passed out behind (a bar) with no clothes on, and it was a lady. … She had taken her clothes off. She was just like curled up. It was nothing. She was like, 'I do this.' … I had to put Florida clothes back on her — Florida tears. I remember we found her friends and they were like: 'She does this. It’s a thing.'"
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Posted on 11/15/19 at 6:46 am to Jebeco
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We had a fan who was passed out behind (a bar) with no clothes on, and it was a lady. … She had taken her clothes off. She was just like curled up. It was nothing. She was like, 'I do this.'
Posted on 11/15/19 at 7:14 am to Jebeco
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Which SEC fan base has the best tippers?
Answer: LSU
"They drink, and they just know how to party because of their culture. And they're always a lot of fun. ... Every single one of them was just throwing money at us all night (a few years back). We were like, 'You can come back every week. We don’t care if we win or lose.'"
Posted on 11/15/19 at 7:18 am to Jebeco
All but one named Florida fans as the biggest dickheads.
I'm shocked.
I'm shocked.
Posted on 11/15/19 at 7:19 am to Jebeco
Not surprised we have the worst tippers. People in Kentucky in general are shitty tippers. Kind of agree with dude that suggested that it’s probably because most of the state doesn’t have the bar scene.
Posted on 11/15/19 at 7:35 am to Jebeco
What I got out of that article: Florida is definitely UT's biggest rival and UT fans are most butthurt about them.
Posted on 11/15/19 at 7:36 am to armtackledawg
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What I got out of that article: Florida is definitely UT's biggest rival and UT fans are most butthurt about them.
May I make a suggestion for you?
Hooked on Phonics
Posted on 11/15/19 at 7:38 am to Fargo Strut
You may not.
Posted on 11/15/19 at 7:56 am to Jebeco
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She had taken her clothes off. She was just like curled up. It was nothing. She was like, 'I do this.'
She probably thought there was a shark behind the bar.
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:01 am to Jebeco
bs, Missouri Folks drink way too much if anything
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:09 am to Jebeco
This is weird. According to the SEC Rant LSU fans are the worst in every way.
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:13 am to Jebeco
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I had one guy sign his credit card slip — the tip line said '**** you' and the total said 'Roll Tide.'
Checks out.
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:25 am to Jebeco
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Which SEC fan base has the best tippers?
Answer: Alabama and Georgia
"And I think it's like that for Georgia and Alabama because I think they're just used to winning and they feel bad for us. So they just tip us really well when they're here."
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What about the nicest, most sportsmanlike fans?
Answer: Alabama
"Just in general they're really nice. They're always like, 'yes ma'am, no ma'am, thank you.' I think they feel bad for us. They just crush us every year.”
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Tennessee aside, which school has the best and worst fan base?
Best: Alabama
Worst: Kentucky
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:29 am to Jebeco
Jeebus, look how many of those people have been a college bartender for almost a decade. One poor bastard for 2 decades
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:42 am to Jebeco
What about the nicest, most sportsmanlike fans?
Answer: Auburn
"The best experience I've ever had on a game day on the strip was at (Old College Inn) and it was the Auburn game. ... Half the bar would be singing 'War Eagle,' and our fans waited until they were done and started singing 'Rocky Top.' … And it was more like we're enjoying this together and we're all friends.”
Answer: Auburn
"The best experience I've ever had on a game day on the strip was at (Old College Inn) and it was the Auburn game. ... Half the bar would be singing 'War Eagle,' and our fans waited until they were done and started singing 'Rocky Top.' … And it was more like we're enjoying this together and we're all friends.”
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:44 am to Auburn80
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Half the bar would be singing 'War Eagle,' and our fans waited until they were done and started singing 'Rocky Top.' … And it was more like we're enjoying this together and we're all friends.”
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:47 am to mizslu314
Mizzou sports will always drive us to the bottle.
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:55 am to Jebeco
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What about the nicest, most sportsmanlike fans?
Answer: South Carolina
"When we played them last, there were maybe a couple of them in there asking: 'Can I get a vodka soda? Thank you so much.' There were five of them. I’m like, 'Where are you guys?'”
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What about the nicest, most sportsmanlike fans?
Answer: South Carolina
"They're cheering when they play well. But when they're losing, it's not like walking around and giving people the bird and 'F you' or anything like that. They're here to cheer them on and, if it doesn’t work out, 'Hey man, I'll take another beer.'”
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Which fan base drinks the most?
Answer: All of them
"They all drink excessively on game days. What's more interesting to me is the differing taste. This year, for example, Georgia drank all of our Bud Light, South Carolina drank all of our Miller Lite, and UAB (not SEC, I know) drank all of our Budweiser."
Not surprised by any of this. Although, I'm not sure why you have a cats and dogs party and get mad or surprised at drunk people barking.
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Which fans can't handle their drinks?
Answer: South Carolina
"They were just being rude. Our theme for Halloween was cats and dogs, and they were like barking at us and heckling us and just being rude and belligerent. … And when we kicked them out they got hateful with us — 'You're missing out on all our money.' Good for you, buddy. Go spend it next door.”
This post was edited on 11/15/19 at 8:57 am
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:56 am to Vecchio Cane
Yeah I agree.
When did vol fans become such massive pussies?
The chomp is hateful?
When did vol fans become such massive pussies?
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Which team has the meanest, most insulting fans?
Answer: Florida
"Florida fans just get hateful. They're just hateful people. ... They love doing that clapping thing all the time. It drives me crazy
The chomp is hateful?
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