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re: Sorry LSU, Jimbo is staying in college station. He bought a calf to prove it.
Posted on 5/8/19 at 7:51 am to Vecchio Cane
Posted on 5/8/19 at 7:51 am to Vecchio Cane
If LSU ever truly wants Jimbo, he would be at LSU. Luckily for y’all we will likely won’t be looking for coaches for awhile
Posted on 5/8/19 at 8:07 am to genro
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He bought it to frick it.
Tell him Willy Boy is here
Posted on 5/8/19 at 8:09 am to GatorOnAnIsland
Well, we can all be thankful for that.
Posted on 5/8/19 at 8:29 am to GatorOnAnIsland
Calf was an FFA project for one of the best QB's in the state but I am sure that had nothing to do with that well thought out purchase.
Deal with it.
Deal with it.
Posted on 5/8/19 at 9:10 am to GatorOnAnIsland
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So Jimbo Fisher just paid $80k for a baby calf per a tipster.
This sounds familiar...maybe he will take a page from the Jackie Sherrill playbook when he was at Mississippi State.
Jackie Sherrill Bull Castration
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:13 am to Vecchio Cane
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Is it stump trained?
I had to look that one up. Yikes
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:30 am to GatorOnAnIsland
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He bought a calf to prove it
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:52 am to genro
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He bought it to frick it. Jimbo to Auburn
That reminds me of an old joke... repurposed of course...
Why is the Auburn Equestrian team able to get their horses to perform at such high levels?
The horses have seen what they do to the cows... Fear is a great motivator.
This post was edited on 5/8/19 at 11:53 am
Posted on 5/8/19 at 2:48 pm to fibonaccisquared
That Calf will be steaks soon.
Posted on 5/8/19 at 3:53 pm to Blanky6715
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They make these things that hall cattle to different places.
Wut the haul u talkin bout?
Posted on 5/9/19 at 7:46 am to ForeverGator
YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW! HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE OUR COACH OF WANTING TO HAVE SEX WITH A CALF! HES GOING TO WAIT LIKE A GENTLEMAN FOR IT TO BE OLD ENOUGH TO CONSENT
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:47 am to GatorOnAnIsland
Hmm. Looks like he way overpaid for livestock. Wonder if the owner is the father of anybody being recruited...
Posted on 5/9/19 at 10:58 am to ellessuuuu
That's stupid. IF Fisher stays at A&M, it is because that is what he wants. Nothing else. Guy is definitely a great "fit" for the school though
Posted on 5/9/19 at 11:32 am to madmaxvol
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maybe he will take a page from the Jackie Sherrill playbook
Jimbo=Jackie
Left a national contender for aggy money.
Posted on 5/9/19 at 12:12 pm to OldSchoolHorn
I could live with Jimbo=Jackie, and most A&M fans would agree
Posted on 5/9/19 at 1:47 pm to EXPLAYER
As much as I love taking shots at A&M, bestiality is more of a Louisiana thing.
Posted on 5/9/19 at 4:44 pm to GatorOnAnIsland
To be fair, the calf was sent back to the Fisher family ranch in West Virginia. So, this is NOT evidence that he is sticking around.
I believe the $7.5 million salary is more than enough evidence to prove that Jimbo has no plans to leave.
I believe the $7.5 million salary is more than enough evidence to prove that Jimbo has no plans to leave.
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