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Posted on 6/15/18 at 7:44 am
Posted on 6/15/18 at 7:44 am
Our brainstorming appears to be over and late last night I received a message from on high:
We have been blessed in our endeavor.
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WHO WE ARE
We are two groups, united in purpose and thought, devoted to the pursuit of a greater understanding of the works of Lew.
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WHAT WE BELIEVE
We are not a cult and individual beliefs will vary widely. However, we do all share a a common origin myth.
So we have banded together in support Lew and his fight. We are the forces of light and this is our trinity:
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CAN I JOIN?
Yes. The only restriction on membership is that you can't also be a member of a heretical group like the Bunchies. Previous memberships to such groups must be disavowed.
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HOW DO I JOIN?
Post "In" in this thread and update your location, avatar image, signature image, or signature text with some kind of allusion to your group of choice.
If you need help designing an image just ask.
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ARE THERE ANY RULES FOR BEHAVIOR?
Do whatever you want.
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WHAT ARE THE BENEFITS OF JOINING?
- Membership in the coolest group on the TD family of websites ATM
- The wisdom of Lew
- Maybe other stuff
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WHO'S IN CHARGE?
Nobody...and definitely not Lew
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CURRENT MEMBERS:
Day Ones / Council of OGs
Tuscaloosa
RockyMtnTigerWDE
KSGamecock
hogNsinceReagan
crispyUGA
madmaxvol
DownSouthJukin
piggilicious
Carolina_Girl
momentoftruth87
WG_Dawg
AllUrCrootsRBlong2Us
Vecchio Cane
Kentucker
tylerdurden24
![](https://i.imgur.com/emGho3m.png)
We have been blessed in our endeavor.
======================================================
WHO WE ARE
We are two groups, united in purpose and thought, devoted to the pursuit of a greater understanding of the works of Lew.
![](https://i.imgur.com/kTuEtXw.png)
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WHAT WE BELIEVE
We are not a cult and individual beliefs will vary widely. However, we do all share a a common origin myth.
quote:
In the beginning there were many boards and we were spread wide across the internet. We found ourselves cast out as renegades and untouchables...too intelligent for the homer boards, too heterosexual for reddit, too normal for /sp/, and too young for the 247 and rivals boards so we wandered from place to place aimlessly.
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Cinematic interpretation of ancient Rantards wandering the internet wastes
Then we found TigerDroppings, a place so naturally retarded that we were able to blend in quite easily and coexist with the natives. This would last for many a year until ATPB and other events which caused Chicken, TigerDroppings' Patron, to grow tired of us. Chicken pondered what to do and sought the counsel of his Lieutenants.
"Ban them all", said Ice Cold.
"Treat them like shite until they leave!" - exclaimed CircusChild
But then Chicken, in his infinite grace and wisdom, bellowed "NO!"....."dat ad revenue doh."
"I shall make for them their own place where they may torment themselves."
quote:
and so the Rant was created but all was not well in our newfound dominion. We were beset by evil from all sides. From Killz, Monteg, and others so Chicken gave us Lew to protect and guide us and he slew the demons.
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Lew, artist depiction
and relative peace was brought to the board
quote:
But now a new foe has arisen.
In the depths of the late night OT Lounge Pio is spawning new hordes of bunchies.
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Actual IRL photo of pio and Team Bunchie as seen in the Lord of the Rings films
and a far greater evil has been loosed upon us by Chicken in the form of the new Admin, Animal.
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Animal falling to the rant
Chicken has abandoned us and Lew was left to stand alone against the darkness...until we joined together.
So we have banded together in support Lew and his fight. We are the forces of light and this is our trinity:
![](https://i.imgur.com/XXVbgfF.png)
======================================================
CAN I JOIN?
Yes. The only restriction on membership is that you can't also be a member of a heretical group like the Bunchies. Previous memberships to such groups must be disavowed.
======================================================
HOW DO I JOIN?
Post "In" in this thread and update your location, avatar image, signature image, or signature text with some kind of allusion to your group of choice.
If you need help designing an image just ask.
======================================================
ARE THERE ANY RULES FOR BEHAVIOR?
Do whatever you want.
======================================================
WHAT ARE THE BENEFITS OF JOINING?
- Membership in the coolest group on the TD family of websites ATM
- The wisdom of Lew
- Maybe other stuff
======================================================
WHO'S IN CHARGE?
Nobody...and definitely not Lew
======================================================
CURRENT MEMBERS:
Day Ones / Council of OGs
Tuscaloosa
RockyMtnTigerWDE
KSGamecock
hogNsinceReagan
crispyUGA
madmaxvol
DownSouthJukin
piggilicious
Carolina_Girl
momentoftruth87
WG_Dawg
AllUrCrootsRBlong2Us
Vecchio Cane
Kentucker
tylerdurden24
This post was edited on 6/16/18 at 11:18 pm
Posted on 6/15/18 at 8:12 am to KSGamecock
In...rantard here
ETA...I would change my avatar...but it is already a Rantarded dog
ETA x 2 - The All Seeing Eye Dog
![](https://i.imgur.com/JBHDdpN.jpg)
ETA...I would change my avatar...but it is already a Rantarded dog
ETA x 2 - The All Seeing Eye Dog
![](https://i.imgur.com/JBHDdpN.jpg)
This post was edited on 6/15/18 at 8:25 am
Posted on 6/15/18 at 9:15 am to KSGamecock
From the floor up!
May Lew's private messages bless me!
May Lew's private messages bless me!
Posted on 6/15/18 at 9:37 am to KSGamecock
In.
What are the 9 mysteries? And why is the a Green Bay Packers symbol in your avi?
What are the 9 mysteries? And why is the a Green Bay Packers symbol in your avi?
This post was edited on 6/15/18 at 9:58 am
Posted on 6/15/18 at 9:57 am to KSGamecock
Updated Sig
Jut finished reading the OP
![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/Iconbow.gif)
Jut finished reading the OP
![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/Iconbow.gif)
This post was edited on 6/15/18 at 10:01 am
Posted on 6/15/18 at 10:09 am to KSGamecock
My Forums...South Carolina Texas A&M Auburn Alabama
We see where your priorities are![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/IconLOL.gif)
We see where your priorities are
![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/IconLOL.gif)
Posted on 6/15/18 at 10:16 am to KSGamecock
quote:
Lew, artist depiction
I am dying
![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/IconLOL.gif)
![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/IconLOL.gif)
Posted on 6/15/18 at 12:14 pm to KSGamecock
In frequent poster, but I want some frenz too. I need an avatar or sig though. I'm from Ole Mississippi but live in Michigan now if you need inspiration. ![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/Iconhail.gif)
![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/Iconhail.gif)
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:22 am to KSGamecock
I hate to say it, but I refuse to join any group with low enough standards they'd accept me as a member.
Posted on 6/16/18 at 1:15 pm to KSGamecock
In. I'm down with Lew.
Can someone Lewminati my Gus avatar up a bit? I was thinking some glowing eyes, maybe a speech bubble saying "Lew" or something.
Go crazy.
Can someone Lewminati my Gus avatar up a bit? I was thinking some glowing eyes, maybe a speech bubble saying "Lew" or something.
Go crazy.
This post was edited on 6/16/18 at 1:16 pm
Posted on 6/16/18 at 2:16 pm to KSGamecock
There are rare occasions when I almost wish I wasn't such a staunch gdi .
Posted on 6/23/18 at 2:09 pm to KSGamecock
I would like to join this righteous movement of the Lewminati!
Posted on 6/24/18 at 1:01 pm to KSGamecock
So, did Lew ever come back or whats the deal here ?
![](https://s3cf.recapguide.com/img/tv/119/9x12/South-Park-Season-9-Episode-12-14-3274.jpg)
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