crispyUGA

[quote]Who's the girl and [b]where are her nudes?[/b][/quote] Reddit...

To be fair, the Uncle Roger video was pretty funny, and was meant to be. People just take shite too serious these days....

I was "happier" in college when I went to class for a few hours a day Monday through Thursday and then spent the rest of my time partying with my friends. I lived in nice house, I ate well, I had all the premium channels, and a vehicle. The kicker? Someone else paid for it. So long as I kept my scho...

[quote]I’m kinda afraid to watch it as an adult now [/quote] I watched it about a year ago. It's still pretty great if you take it for what it is....

Always been a big fan of Deb. Hilly ain't bad, but Deb really revved my engine....

Upper, at least for the Columbia, SC area. I don’t feel upper class, though....

I just want 10 Randy episodes....

[quote]Judd said Wiggins, alone, has 230 felony charges within his arrest history[/quote] How? How is he not locked up for life with a rap sheet like that? I'm not even sure how one commits that many felonies....

Last September I performed CPR on my brother-in-law until paramedics arrived. He had already passed when they showed, though they spent a long time trying to revive him. I still get a little uneasy when I see an ambulance with it's siren and lights on. Last Sunday on our jog we came across a home...

[quote]We should invade them and take it back. Then we should offer them all a choice: convert to Christianity or secularism or die.[/quote] Oh, yes. Someone call the Winged Hussars, we're going to frick up some Ottoman Turks....

Getting your arse kicked by an otter. That’s one of the more embarrassing things that could happen to a man....

No. We now have a city ordinance that we have to wear one in public or we get fined. I’m not going to pay the city any money I don’t have to, so I’ll just wear my damn mask. And before someone says “JuSt DoN’t PaY tHe TiCkEt YoU frickiNg StAtIsT”, I’m also no going to have a bench warrant issued f...

[quote]The only two cameos I'd want have since assumed room temperature.[/quote] Helen Hunt and Cary Elwes died?!...

I hate Alexander Hamilton. frick that shite....

They can try, we'll just storm the beaches again....

Hamilton was born a bastard and thus could not inherit anything left him in a will, including slaves. Upon moving to New York, he still didn't own slaves as a young adult. Hamilton was an a-hole, a proponent for a strong central government, a monarchist, and it's a shame he didn't die as an infa...

[quote]If they are canceling George Washington and Francis Scott Key, then how do the Ole Miss REBELS survive 2020? That retarded shark mascot on the sideline isn't fooling anyone. [/quote] Shit, the retards in San Fran tore down a statue of U.S. Grant and now folks are calling for the removal o...

Mess with Little Debbie and Big Deborah gonna come after your ass....

For-Profit Prisons have a strong lobby in state houses and Washington DC....

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