crispyUGA
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| Registered on: | 2/8/2011 |
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re: AI answers the ultimate OT question: Can a 100 unarmed men defeat a gorilla in a fight?
Posted by crispyUGA on 4/28/25 at 5:19 pm
Are we talking about a cross section of society? 100 men picked at random?
Or are you pitting the gorilla against 100 fit, trained men? The trained would probably win. They’d be organized and they’d win, but they’d suffer pretty terrible casualties.
The group of random dudes would lose. By the time you weed out all of the morbidly obese and the femboys, you’re down to maybe 50 or 60 as an effective fighting force. Some are too scared, some are too cocky, all of it is a disorganized mess, and no one is really ready to face the true ferocity of a male silverback gorilla attack. The gorilla is tired and might even have a wound or two, but walks away the victor.
Or are you pitting the gorilla against 100 fit, trained men? The trained would probably win. They’d be organized and they’d win, but they’d suffer pretty terrible casualties.
The group of random dudes would lose. By the time you weed out all of the morbidly obese and the femboys, you’re down to maybe 50 or 60 as an effective fighting force. Some are too scared, some are too cocky, all of it is a disorganized mess, and no one is really ready to face the true ferocity of a male silverback gorilla attack. The gorilla is tired and might even have a wound or two, but walks away the victor.
re: Can those THC seltzers cause you to get in trouble with your employer?
Posted by crispyUGA on 4/27/25 at 9:08 pm
There are tests that can tell if the THC comes from an illegal source (cannabis) or one of the legal sources (hemp derived Delta 8 or 9). Your company HR might care, they might not.
re: LaNorris Sellers
Posted by crispyUGA on 4/25/25 at 5:19 pm
He played pretty damn well last year, for the most part.
re: Former Oklahoma State, NFL WR Justin Blackmon reportedly arrested for public intoxication
Posted by crispyUGA on 4/21/25 at 7:32 pm
MSB
re: DHS Sec Kristi Noem’s bag, including $3,000 in cash, is stolen from DC restaurant.
Posted by crispyUGA on 4/21/25 at 7:08 pm
How can she secure our homeland when she can’t even secure her own purse?
re: Man v Dog - a trending debate topic
Posted by crispyUGA on 4/20/25 at 8:13 am
Depends on the breed and the parameters put on the fight.
Can the human use a stick or rock? Using tools is our biggest evolutionary advantage. But if you put them in a room with just 4 smooth walls, it will be a tougher time for the human. It’s probably 50/50 or less. Most canines seemingly go for the throats I guess out of instinct, so keeping them away from your neck is obviously objective #1. Aside from that they will drag you down using one your limbs, so if you can work your hand into it’s mouth and then push your fist down it’s throat you could choke it to death. Your hand/arm will need a ton of stitches, but thinking you’re getting out of that fight unscathed is probably wishful thinking. On the off chance that you can outmaneuver a fast, more agile creature the I suppose you could try grab them by the back scruff and slam them repeatedly into the ground, but that’s a very big ask for the average man if you’re talking about a 100+ pound mastiff.
Can the human use a stick or rock? Using tools is our biggest evolutionary advantage. But if you put them in a room with just 4 smooth walls, it will be a tougher time for the human. It’s probably 50/50 or less. Most canines seemingly go for the throats I guess out of instinct, so keeping them away from your neck is obviously objective #1. Aside from that they will drag you down using one your limbs, so if you can work your hand into it’s mouth and then push your fist down it’s throat you could choke it to death. Your hand/arm will need a ton of stitches, but thinking you’re getting out of that fight unscathed is probably wishful thinking. On the off chance that you can outmaneuver a fast, more agile creature the I suppose you could try grab them by the back scruff and slam them repeatedly into the ground, but that’s a very big ask for the average man if you’re talking about a 100+ pound mastiff.
re: Colonoscopies. Yes or no?
Posted by crispyUGA on 4/20/25 at 7:52 am
Check for cancer and get the best 20 minute nap you’ve ever had in your life? Count me in. I’ve had 2 and the worst part is pissing out of your arse until midnight the night before.
re: Anyone wear Levi’s Jeans?
Posted by crispyUGA on 4/19/25 at 8:34 am
I wear the 501 button fly jeans. Certainly aren’t baggy but they’re not skinny jeans, either. Quality isn’t what it used to be, but what is?
re: Have you ever seen someone die?
Posted by crispyUGA on 4/19/25 at 8:24 am
Drug overdose, cardiac arrest, and a homeless man who was stabbed. The first two were people I knew. All of them were traumatic.
re: Mindfulness practice as a key to unlocking your success.
Posted by crispyUGA on 4/14/25 at 8:42 pm
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high achieving individuals such as Davy Crockett, Martina Navratilova and Pol Pot
:lol:
re: Anyone else just want the rat race to end? Just waiting for the full apocalypse.
Posted by crispyUGA on 4/13/25 at 8:13 pm
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Anyone else just want the rat race to end?
Yes. I earn an extremely enviable salary, I enjoy my colleagues and my bosses, and generally enjoy what I do. That being said, I can’t help but feel like vast swaths of the best years of my life were given to people who would absolutely frick me right over if the chips were ever down; absolutely a trade off and the definition of work, but I think we often still feel the evolutionary tugging of our hunter-gatherer ancestors to migrate and it runs against our current lives within society. Thousands of years ago our ancestors gave up that freedom for the safety and security of settlements.
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Just every man for himself full survival mode. No rules just survival. I wish it every day.
No. I have no desire to live in an age and time when every single day I wake up and know that I am likely in a fight for my family’s literal survival. If I fail, I likely die, and whatever individual or group kills me will then kill my son and likely rape and kidnap my wife and daughter. Once society and civilization has truly been cast aside, in a true apocalyptic scenario, that is probable scenario whenever you run across another tribe. I don’t want that for my family.
re: Investigators Eye Cellmate After Pedophile Found Dead in CA Prison
Posted by crispyUGA on 4/10/25 at 6:43 pm
Eyeing him for what? A civil service medal?
re: Fastest growing/shrinking Deep South metropolitan areas based on 2024 population
Posted by crispyUGA on 4/10/25 at 5:22 am
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Further east and has more ties with the north. It’s not the Deep South.
Were you often dropped on your head when you were young?
re: How often do you have a flat tire or tires?
Posted by crispyUGA on 4/9/25 at 7:46 pm
I’m on and off commercial construction sites regularly. I probably have to get a tire patched once a month or so. shite happens. When you put 2,000+ miles per month on you truck, you’re bound to pick some shite up in your tires.
re: Magic Johnson - HIV
Posted by crispyUGA on 4/4/25 at 8:24 pm
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What if he got it from drug use?
Injected right up the butt with a penis syringe.
re: Hypogamy: The New Marriage of Unequals
Posted by crispyUGA on 4/3/25 at 8:09 pm
For every woman who is “girl bossing” at a Fortune 500 company and raking in cash, there are 20 women who might be “educated” but majored in something like English Literature and now make $40,000/year. Some of those women are married to baws who might lack education but possess skills that earn them six figures. Unless you’re majoring in economics or STEM, more education =\= higher earnings right now. I know a lot of really sharp people with high school degrees and I graduated college with some people who didn’t have the good sense to get out of the damn rain. At the end of the day, a lot of women are happy being nurturers and a lot of men are happy being providers and that is what brings most of them together. Education isn’t changing biology, as much as some academics might try.
re: 99% Effective: First Hormone-Free Male Birth Control Pill Enters Human Trials
Posted by crispyUGA on 4/2/25 at 9:32 pm
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You think they're tiny little crabs don't you?
Well, they aren’t Alaskan King… but they feel huge.
re: There can't be many things worse than standing in line to pay after euthanizing your dog
Posted by crispyUGA on 3/24/25 at 6:01 pm
We had a vet come out to the house in January and put my beagle to sleep in our backyard. I signed a credit card authorization before they started the procedure, it made it a little better.
Ruckus had survived lymphoma 3 years earlier, but he was only born with 1 kidney and it eventually gave out. We had a great 10 years with him, and I’m glad he was able to go out while laying in his sunspot, head in my lap, surrounded by his family. Miss my sweet boy every single fricking day. He was mischievous in his younger years but always the best companion. He rode around in the truck with me on sales calls or was curled up on his dog bed under my desk at my home office.
I’m sorry for your loss. Losing the good ones always hurts the most. And it always seems like a kick to the balls having to pay someone to euthanize your dog.
Ruckus had survived lymphoma 3 years earlier, but he was only born with 1 kidney and it eventually gave out. We had a great 10 years with him, and I’m glad he was able to go out while laying in his sunspot, head in my lap, surrounded by his family. Miss my sweet boy every single fricking day. He was mischievous in his younger years but always the best companion. He rode around in the truck with me on sales calls or was curled up on his dog bed under my desk at my home office.
I’m sorry for your loss. Losing the good ones always hurts the most. And it always seems like a kick to the balls having to pay someone to euthanize your dog.
re: Why do mainland Chinese tourists shite in the streets?
Posted by crispyUGA on 3/15/25 at 5:33 pm
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Dude... this is not stuff you admit to on a message board, lol.
I would argue that an anonymous message board is actually the perfect place to admit such an act. You certainly don’t want to admit that to someone you know.
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