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re: Why do Bama athletes have terrible hair?

Posted on 12/10/17 at 9:28 am to
Posted by MizzouTrue
Member since Jun 2016
3849 posts
Posted on 12/10/17 at 9:28 am to
If you can't laugh at hair, tRant may not be the best place for you


Posted by 1badboy
In space
Member since Jul 2014
8103 posts
Posted on 12/10/17 at 9:28 am to
Well when u marry your sister!
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23888 posts
Posted on 12/10/17 at 10:35 am to
I wish my hair looked as good as theirs.
Posted by bamagreycoat
Member since Oct 2012
5749 posts
Posted on 12/10/17 at 10:53 am to
OP is a Mizzou fan.
Posted by Quicksilver
Poker Room
Member since Jan 2013
10753 posts
Posted on 12/10/17 at 10:53 am to
Jalen Hurts has really good hair. Not sure why he is being mentioned here.
Posted by Pbhog
Pine bluff, Arkansas
Member since Oct 2015
3460 posts
Posted on 12/10/17 at 10:54 am to
Why do Alabama fans have such horrible teeth. That should be the real question. Do they not have dentist in Alabama?
Posted by Dixie Normas
Benton, AR
Member since Dec 2013
285 posts
Posted on 12/10/17 at 10:57 am to
quote:

Agreed. Anthony Grant should have signed Elfrid Payton.


This fella doesn't ever have to keep up with a ball cap to keep the sun out of his eyes.
Posted by roger79
Welcome Home, Scott
Member since Dec 2012
3226 posts
Posted on 12/10/17 at 11:28 am to
You mean why do they all wear fake birds nests on their head.
Posted by bleeng
The Woodlands
Member since Apr 2013
4088 posts
Posted on 12/10/17 at 11:36 am to
quote:

Tony Brown


Posted by Tigers of War
Ewor
Member since Aug 2013
1340 posts
Posted on 12/10/17 at 11:46 am to
Henry is a beast but that's one busted hair line. And mett.... Huehuehue
Posted by CAbamafan
Member since Dec 2017
1167 posts
Posted on 12/10/17 at 11:48 am to
Because they're black
Posted by Sebastian
Member since Jun 2015
3756 posts
Posted on 12/10/17 at 11:55 am to
Not everyone can have Josh Dobb’s hair.
Posted by Smoke7024
Member since Jun 2010
22741 posts
Posted on 12/10/17 at 12:08 pm to
I know nothing about John Petty, but I hate him because of his hair.
Posted by CrimsonShadow
Montgomery
Member since Nov 2015
1278 posts
Posted on 12/10/17 at 12:12 pm to
Why do Tennessee fans feel the need to find anything to one-up Alabama other than football?

Is Tennessee now the champion of hair styles?
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
18838 posts
Posted on 12/10/17 at 12:25 pm to
Y'all don't think that hair actually belongs to Hurts??? That's some straight Sally's hair store shat.
Posted by VooDude
Member since Aug 2017
1097 posts
Posted on 12/10/17 at 12:26 pm to
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
17009 posts
Posted on 12/10/17 at 12:38 pm to
Hootie looks like a 40 year old summer league basketball dad that tries to coach from the stands while wearing these...

Posted by Snaxnstuff
Zachary
Member since Mar 2014
207 posts
Posted on 12/10/17 at 12:42 pm to
Seriously, Derrick Henry and Jalen Hurts look like trannies
Posted by Griffindawg
Member since Oct 2013
6211 posts
Posted on 12/10/17 at 12:51 pm to
That’s very true along with much of rural Georgia. Just takes longer to catch on in places like this.
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
13494 posts
Posted on 12/10/17 at 1:06 pm to
quote:

Looks like a giant tarantula on his head


Or a blooming onion
Or a shrimp cocktail

Who started that stupid Pippi Longstcking hair..Richardson?
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