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re: Why do Bama athletes have terrible hair?

Posted on 12/10/17 at 1:28 pm to
Posted by David Ricky
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Posted on 12/10/17 at 1:28 pm to
Fantastic retort to a Missouri fan, JCinBama
Posted by mattloc
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Posted on 12/10/17 at 2:39 pm to




This guy was an intramural warrior
Posted by TTsTowel
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Posted on 12/10/17 at 8:34 pm to
Posted by Bamainva40
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Posted on 12/10/17 at 8:53 pm to
Go tell Henry to his face he looks like a tranny lol...See how that would work out for u. He and hurts have probably tapped more female arse than u have in your whole life
Posted by TTsTowel
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Posted on 12/11/17 at 7:28 pm to
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Go tell Henry to his face he looks like a tranny lol...See how that would work out for u
I don’t think I’ve ever seen that mentioned, especially in this thread.
Posted by biggsc
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Posted on 12/11/17 at 7:37 pm to
Racist butt chugger
Posted by BayouBengals03
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Posted on 12/11/17 at 7:40 pm to
This thread delivered.
Posted by happy hour 2
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Posted on 12/11/17 at 9:46 pm to
Because they riding in a Charger
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
30192 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 10:01 pm to
Bama players have HORRIBLE hair, and appears to have spilled over to the basketball team. I’m interested to see what kind of shaggy haired shite see from the baseball team come spring. Long haired hippy freaks I’m sure, anything for the shock value I guess.
Posted by Bamainva40
Member since Nov 2017
1677 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 10:10 pm to
Really dude? All the shite some of these college athletes do and you're worried about hair. Guess it would be better if they had nice perfect hair and acted like punks. Geez man perspective.
Posted by Cobb Dawg
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Posted on 12/11/17 at 11:44 pm to
Why is a fan of an 0-8 SEC team still posting?

Posted by Torch
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Member since Feb 2017
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Posted on 12/12/17 at 12:08 am to
Why is Cobb Dawg still posting?

BTW: OP is a Mizzou fan and you just got got. Typical.
Posted by Crimson Wraith
Member since Jan 2014
24717 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 6:39 am to
If they cut their hair will they lose all their strength?

Posted by Teague
The Shoals, AL
Member since Aug 2007
21669 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 6:39 am to
What? Our basketball team has the best hair in the nation. If we could get somebody to help out Riley Sand-Mountain-Whitey Norris, we'd be unstoppable. YOUR team fears the All Hair Team, trust me.
Posted by frankenfish
Crofton, MD
Member since Feb 2008
837 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 6:58 am to
I always assumed the odd hair was a side effect of the deer antler spray. Thanks for the other comments.
Posted by RandySavage
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 12/12/17 at 7:10 am to
Horse steroids.
Posted by Pinche Cabron
TN
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 12/12/17 at 7:16 am to
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Horse steroids.


That explains the 3 foot long dick that'll be drug across Aubies face in conference play... but not the hair
Posted by Mobtro
Daphne, AL
Member since Aug 2012
2598 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 7:30 am to
They do it for the culture.
This post was edited on 12/12/17 at 7:31 am
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 12/12/17 at 7:50 am to
Never understood what the frick is up with Jalens hair. He's not a bad looking man (no homo), but his hair is just weird.
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Posted on 12/12/17 at 8:08 am to
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