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re: The Battle at Bristol is officially sold out
Posted on 5/18/16 at 8:20 am to PhilipMarlowe
Posted on 5/18/16 at 8:20 am to PhilipMarlowe
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Surely there's a redneck board for this.
This IS the redneck board.
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Posted on 5/18/16 at 8:20 am to TheDarrell McSteal
I wonder if people will be able to bring in coolers like at NASCAR events
Posted on 5/18/16 at 8:21 am to coachcrisp
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The Bud will be flowing like water and the sweet smell of Skoal will be wafting through the air! Those hillbillies will think they'd died and gone to heaven!
The Land of Bud Ice and Skoal. Shangri-La for the Hillbilly Set.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 8:24 am to genuineLSUtiger
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The Bud will be flowing like water and the sweet smell of Skoal will be wafting through the air! Those hillbillies will think they'd died and gone to heaven!
The Land of Bud Ice and Skoal. Shangri-La for the Hillbilly Set.
Don't forget Red Man chew. How many teeth will be missing in the stadium?
Posted on 5/18/16 at 8:26 am to TheDarrell McSteal
Yeah...those nosebleeds are going to suck. You're going to be about a mile away from the action up there.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 8:28 am to fontell
quote:Why? It's the same bunch of folks. Those clowns would go into a brain cramp if they tried to watch their two favorite past times together....they'd be hollering for Josh Dobbs to throw the ball to Ricky Rudd, or something .
They should run the Bristol race at the same time.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 8:30 am to Old Sarge
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I had no idea racetracks were built that big
And Bristol is relatively compact and small for tracks
Posted on 5/18/16 at 8:31 am to RollTide1987
quote:There'll be folks in Nashville watching on tv who'll be closer to the action!
You're going to be about a mile away from the action up there.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 8:35 am to Old Sarge
OS, Indy holds ~250K. 
Posted on 5/18/16 at 8:37 am to coachcrisp
Internet user coachcrisp has now attempted four redneck jokes ITT and has failed miserably. Please find some new material and stop fricking up my thread TIA
Posted on 5/18/16 at 8:37 am to TheDarrell McSteal
That's pretty damn awesome 
Posted on 5/18/16 at 8:38 am to TheDarrell McSteal
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Internet user coachcrisp has now attempted four redneck jokes ITT and has failed miserably. Please find some new material and stop fricking up my thread TIA
It's like someone from Mississippi calling someone else racist
Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:27 am to TheDarrell McSteal
This is a game you go to and when you get home you watch it to see what the hell happened.
Good novelty event.
Good novelty event.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:32 am to fillmoregandt
That's what I'm hoping for. If you can bring in canned beer/plastic liquor bottles, watch out...
Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:32 am to coachcrisp
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Josh Dobbs to throw the ball to Ricky Rudd, or something .
Ole Ricky Rudd, what a classic. That #10 tide car was my all time favorite growing up
Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:34 am to fontell
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They should run the Bristol race at the same time.
First thing I thought: football on the infield and a race on the track. Should also have fighter jets running training formations overhead and Metallica playing a full concert next to a pool full of Budweiser and strippers.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:38 am to TheDarrell McSteal
quote:Darrell, I'm afraid most of your threads start out fricked up. I was actually trying to save it...as they say, no good deed goes unpunished.
Internet user coachcrisp has now attempted four redneck jokes ITT and has failed miserably. Please find some new material and stop fricking up my thread TIA
Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:41 am to TheDarrell McSteal
They think they are going to a hillbilly nascar race though.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:44 am to tylerdurden24
No way in hell they could hear plays being called lol BMS is loud as hell.
But it would be badass. Reminds me of something that would happen in Idiocracy. President Camacho would approve for sure
But it would be badass. Reminds me of something that would happen in Idiocracy. President Camacho would approve for sure
Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:44 am to Crowknowsbest
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Bring binoculars
May or may not be necessary, they are installing the largest video board in existence. 4 sided Colossus
It's like Mega Jumbotron, or a Jumbo Megatron
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