Describe your perfect day

Wake up around 6
Take the dog out for a walk and play fetch
Run over to La Famila and grab a couple of breakfast tacos
Return home and wake a green eyed redhead
Eat the tacos
Eat the redhead
Spend the rest of the day slaking each others desires whatever they my be
Ribeye and garlic mashed taters with green beans for supper
Fall asleep watching M*A*S*H

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Wake up around 10
Make coffee and have a cig on the back porch
Load a bowl and watch Law & Order in my pajamas
Tamales and margaritas for lunch
Nap time
Wake up and shower
Dickson Street
Get drunk and load up the juke box with Steve Winwood
Cab ride home
Fall asleep watching Robocop 2

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sad

fly down to New Orleans

Saints win Super Bowl

Up at 6 and its 50 degrees
Make coffee.
Take the dog for a run
Come back, get a blowjob,
go get tacos for me and the wife and donuts for the boys
Eat and watch GAMEDAY
Go take the boys for a hike and fishing.
Come back after lunch and watch football with the boys.
Grill for dinner.
Watch a movie with the wife
Get laid
Go to sleep.

I've almost pulled this day off. Almost

Wake up
check lottery ticket
have winning numbers
hookers and blow
die happy

Get high, play guitar, all day, all night.

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Wake up around 10
Make coffee and have a cig on the back porch
Load a bowl and watch Law & Order in my pajamas
Tamales and margaritas for lunch
Nap time
Wake up and shower
Dickson Street
Get drunk and load up the juke box with Steve Winwood
Cab ride home
Fall asleep watching Robocop 2

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You could pretty much do this any Saturday.

Wake up around 8:00.

At 9:00 I frick Stonehog's mom in the arse and let her lick her shite off my dick.

At 9:05 I send a picture text to Stonehog.

Wake up not too late but not too early, 9ish is perfect. Well rested.
Go pee, shower, brush my teeth.
Get dressed in my favorite clothes.
Get a big arse bowl of captain crunch or honey comb. With whole milk.
Demolish it.
Walk outside for a moment. 75 degrees. Blue skies.
Throw the football with my son and let the dogs run around with my daughters playing.
Go back inside. Have a pre-day Budweiser around 11.
Fire up the grill with steaks.
Eat lunch right at 12 while watching multiple college games.
Take my pre-game Alabama nerves dump.
Watch Alabama dominate.
Go out to Flora-Bama and party down on the beach after a big Bama win.
Come home drunk, but the perfect drunk that you have an awesome buzz, can stll keep a raging hard on, have some adrenaline pumping, and not get a hangover the next day.
Bang my wife, get her pregnant.
Go to sleep with her laying on my back while watching sportscenter or a good movie drifting to sleep.

Can't describe it, because it would be full of good surprises. This one is starting out pretty well, Hatfields and McCoys on the History Channel this morning.