Tigerwaffe

re: Phobias / Fears - Got any?

Posted by Tigerwaffe on 1/7/16 at 7:19 pm

At age 63, I'm ... well, not exactly fearful but increasingly cognizant about the possibility of outliving myself.

This happened to my poor mother and father, and I will not go the same route if I have any ability at all to avoid it.

No useless years of incapacitation for me, thanks. It's simply good sense to be a bit vigilant about this matter as one ages.

re: Best Riffs of 60's and 70's

Posted by Tigerwaffe on 1/7/16 at 7:08 pm

Groundhogs, "Cherry Red":
LINK

re: Stock market suffers worst start to a new year on record....... ON RECORD

Posted by Tigerwaffe on 1/7/16 at 7:00 pm

In June 2015, I invested $650,000 in the equities market, a portfolio created for me by CSSC, INC. OF TROY, MICHIGAN, an investment advisory firm.

Six weeks later, I had LOST $150,000, enough to buy my dream car, a 2008 Bentley Continental, plus several ounces of cocaine and a couple weeks' worth of prime escort service.

Moral of the story:
• Do not play the stock market, especially through CSSC, INC. OF TROY MICHIGAN.
• Instead, spend your capital on fancy cars, hookers and blow. You will live--and die--a much happier man.
:cheers:

re: Who hitchikes from saginaw for four days?

Posted by Tigerwaffe on 1/5/16 at 6:03 pm

Garfunkle & Oates.

re: Top 10 guitar solos of all time

Posted by Tigerwaffe on 1/5/16 at 6:02 pm

Dick Dale, "Pipeline":
LINK

re: Men: When was the last time you cried?

Posted by Tigerwaffe on 1/5/16 at 5:54 pm

When my dog Mookie died in 2010.

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re: Quit smoking for new years with my whore of a SO, and last night she caved.

Posted by Tigerwaffe on 1/4/16 at 7:45 pm

OP needs to adopt an IDGAF attitude about this and maybe most issues in his life. Just stop giving a frick about what she and other people do. You'll be happier, much happier, if that means anything to you.

I just made a T-shirt that reads PRO-APATHY in big bold letters, and the response has been pretty good so far, an indication that I'm on to something. PRO-APATHY will be the big thing this year, so here's a heads up to the OP, get with it.

Or not. I don't give a frick.

re: What is your favorite movie?

Posted by Tigerwaffe on 1/4/16 at 7:14 pm

TGMOAT: Hitchcock's "Vertigo." One of my favorites.

re: Top 10 guitar solos of all time

Posted by Tigerwaffe on 1/4/16 at 6:40 pm

The Fripster, "21st Century Schizoid Man"
LINK
Ritchie Blackmore, "Anthem":
LINK
Zappa, "Invocation and Ritual Dance of the Young Pumpkin":
LINK
Beck/Paige, "Happenings Ten Years Time Ago":
LINK
Ronnie Earl, "Baby Doll Blues":
LINK

re: Entitlement

Posted by Tigerwaffe on 1/3/16 at 5:36 pm

quote:
Yeah, I'm a lowly employee of a dollar store, pretty pathetic I know,

You sound like a pretty good dude, doing what you have to do after beating cancer. Who gives a frick what you do for a living, that doesn't matter.
:cheers:

re: What is your favorite movie?

Posted by Tigerwaffe on 1/3/16 at 5:27 pm

1. Drugstore Cowboy
2. Taxi Driver
3. The Good, The Bad & The Ugly

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re: Armed militia gathering in Oregon ...

Posted by Tigerwaffe on 1/3/16 at 7:17 am

A.K.A. The Darwinsim Boys.

Monumental dumbfricks.

re: Most outrageous conspiracy theory you've ever come across

Posted by Tigerwaffe on 1/3/16 at 7:10 am

Secret Service man kills JFK.
:rolleyes:

re: Miles on Cam coming down to the field

Posted by Tigerwaffe on 1/3/16 at 7:08 am

quote:
Close the deal on signing day and a top 10 preseason ranking for 2016 is very likely.

We're always ranked in the top 10 preseason. It's where we end up that's the problem.

Just the same I'm looking forward to an improved team in 2016--a team that is at least more competitive against its top conference opponents than the 2015 Tigers were.

Tiger Rant

re: Cam named his son Chosen Newton?

Posted by Tigerwaffe on 1/2/16 at 5:59 pm

quote:
Better than Fig.

Sir Issac Fig Newton FTW.

re: Honesty I believe Harris will have a great season

Posted by Tigerwaffe on 1/2/16 at 5:54 pm

quote:
I believe BH will be better in 2016. How much better I cannot say.

His pass efficiency rating of 130.5 ranked Harris #7 among SEC QB's, per ESPN. He'd have to be among the top 3 next season for us to have a chance at winning our division IMO.

Tiger Rant

re: Wisconsin's Dave Aranda hired as new LSU DC

Posted by Tigerwaffe on 1/2/16 at 12:54 pm

quote:
He’s youthful with tremendous enthusiasm; our players are going to love him. He’s brings great defensive knowledge to our staff both as a technician and as a strategist.

Absolutely. I predict this is gonna work out great.
:geauxtigers:

Tiger Rant

re: Who should have made it big/bigger

Posted by Tigerwaffe on 1/2/16 at 8:42 am

quote:
Love

Yes. I mean yes to Love ... not the group Yes.

Love was cursed by, well, lots stuff. Shoulda/coulda/woulda been a R'nR HOF band.

Here are some lyrics I wrote in homage to Hendrix, Sly Stone and Arthur Lee in a song called "The Legendary, Incendiary Psychadelic Free":

Arthur Lee, acid poet,
unto himself a trip,
Afro-shaman pied piper
of the Sunset Strip,
the hip and tuned in dug his sound,
cast a musical spell,
but a bullshite rap
left him trapped
in a prison cell ...

RIP A. Lee.

re: Guns N Roses 2016 Tour

Posted by Tigerwaffe on 1/1/16 at 6:17 pm

quote:
It's amazing to me that people still pay money to watch Axl Rose maybe show up and howl like a shot dog

Yeah, I mean the Axl Rose who will hit the stage with Slash is some fat old frick who lost his voice. Not worth price of admission unless you want to just laugh at his fat arse.