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Biography:I had a dream ...once
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Registered on:8/4/2013
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Well, what I mean was how was anyone crazy enough to say "we should drink this and see what happens!"

Human beings man. One time a million or so years ago, a guy saw something white fall out of a birds arse and said " that looks delicious!"

re: If you think you are badass...

Posted by auggie on 6/27/26 at 10:17 am to
They lived that close to the water and he couldn't swim?
It's an awesome story though.
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Wow. Never heard of that one. Who comes up with these things?

Home Depot.

re: Drug derived from floor stripper?

Posted by auggie on 6/27/26 at 9:45 am to
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I drove through Sylacauga twice this week.


I'm sorry.

I went to Music Row in Nashville for 3 days, it was worth it, but now I have a crick in my neck from trying to look at all the gorgeous women.
Going back in a couple of weeks, " I shall endeavor to persevere".
I drove through Sylacauga twice this week. I'm lucky it wasn't me.
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So for tupelo honey to taste the best to me, I guess I’d have to drive to Tupelo and taste it there.

Only grows in north Florida swamps as far as I know.

Tupelo honey can be harvested anywhere that Tupelo Gum Trees grow, that's usually swampy areas as far north as Tennessee. It's just a gimmicky name for Wildflower honey.
It's harvested from the spring bloom.
In North Alabama the next harvest used to be called Cotton honey and tasted a little different from Tupelo honey.
It's all good though.

re: High Chihuahua..

Posted by auggie on 6/27/26 at 9:19 am to
I used to give my little dog some beer now and then. He was hilarious when we were both drunk.
I never should have given him the keys to that car though.

re: Conception and Conway Twitty

Posted by auggie on 6/27/26 at 8:30 am to
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His drummer is hilarious in this one.


That bass player must've been a huge guy. That bass looked like a ukelele in his hands.
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What do yall do for your wedding anniversaries?


A quick divorce is a nice surprise.
Maybe you're looking for homemade tamales?
So you're needing a roofing crew or concrete guys?

re: Classic Country Jukebox

Posted by auggie on 6/25/26 at 2:56 am to
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Leona Williams - "Yes Mam (He Found Me In A Honky Tonk)" (1970)


That was a GREAT! song and she had the perfect sound for it.

re: 1962 Wolverton Mountain

Posted by auggie on 6/24/26 at 1:05 am to
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Clifton Clowers

I've often wondered if he was kin to Jerry.

re: Kafkas mom steals police car

Posted by auggie on 6/21/26 at 11:32 pm to
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Stupid cop

The entire time all of this going on, he's thinking " My career is so over.
Oh Baby Jesus, Please don't let her kill anybody!
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Memphis hippies at the Overton Park Shell, 1969. John Fahey introduced by Rufus Thomas:

John D. Loudermilk was the real White star that day though. Tobacco Road was damn near perfection.
Does it come with a rice cooker?

re: GMT Happy Father's Day!

Posted by auggie on 6/21/26 at 5:04 am to
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HAPPY FATHER’S DAY!!!

Great. What's this gonna cost me? :lol:
Probably great for frying crispy bacon, or other things that smoke up the kitchen.