| Favorite team: | Auburn  |
| Location: | Opelika, Alabama |
| Biography: | I had a dream ...once |
| Interests: | Whorticulture |
| Occupation: | internet tough guy |
| Number of Posts: | 29594 |
| Registered on: | 8/4/2013 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: How many dead people has the OT had sex with?
Posted by auggie on 5/1/25 at 12:03 am
Do the ones on Death Row count?
Asking for a guy in the witness protection program.
Asking for a guy in the witness protection program.
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re: John Stamos Drumeo
Posted by auggie on 4/30/25 at 11:45 pm
I wonder if that guy would like to come play on some demos? :lol:
solid as hell.
solid as hell.
re: Boy sues school for suspending him after making gun out of Dr Pepper cans off-campus
Posted by auggie on 4/30/25 at 5:16 pm
At least he didn't use "sugar free" cans. That would be homophobic.
re: How common is it to take CBD products for sleep?
Posted by auggie on 4/30/25 at 3:20 pm
Don't do it. You'll stay up all night wanting to play guitar.
re: Florida nurse caught by husband having sex with her 15-year-old stepson loses med license
Posted by auggie on 4/30/25 at 12:55 pm
I think I've seen the movie.
re: Ive been into outlaw country for ~ 20 years. How did I just discover Billy Joe Shaver?
Posted by auggie on 4/30/25 at 12:51 pm
This is good too if yall've never seen it.
re: A man airlifted from slopes of Mount Fuji returns days later and is rescued again
Posted by auggie on 4/30/25 at 8:33 am
Sounds like he needs an altitude adjustment.
re: I saved a tortoise today.
Posted by auggie on 4/30/25 at 7:08 am
We've got a terrapin that shows up in the same spot in our flower bed by the porch every couple of years.
The dogs will start barking and going nuts and when I go out to check what's up there he is.
Once I get the dogs calmed down, he goes along his way again.
I call him our security terrapin. He's always makin his rounds, helpin keep an eye on the place.
The dogs will start barking and going nuts and when I go out to check what's up there he is.
Once I get the dogs calmed down, he goes along his way again.
I call him our security terrapin. He's always makin his rounds, helpin keep an eye on the place.
re: LNST The OT is a safe space,, share your troubles we won't make fun of you
Posted by auggie on 4/29/25 at 10:24 pm
I bought some nice ripe watermelon chunks at Publix earlier. Then I ate too much of it.
re: Liberal Backfire? - ‘Rampant Masturbation’ Takes Over Nudity Legal Seattle Park NSFW
Posted by auggie on 4/29/25 at 5:17 pm
Okay, but... If some guy is going to a nude gay beach, looking at the people there and jackin off, isn't he probably queer too?
Then the gays will be pissed off when gays get arrested at the gay beach.
Then the gays will be pissed off when gays get arrested at the gay beach.
re: Has Madison Beer ever been discussed here?
Posted by auggie on 4/29/25 at 2:15 pm
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Madison Beer
I would liquor
re: Shooting fataility at Amazon Cortana
Posted by auggie on 4/29/25 at 11:15 am
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I heard it was over the same piece of arse each one was hitting.
Those Amazon wiminz have got the sex slaves killing each other.
re: Do you think eating a hermit crab is disturbing?
Posted by auggie on 4/29/25 at 8:55 am
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Do you think eating a hermit crab is disturbing?
Probably pretty damn disturbing for the crab.
re: Ocelots are making a slow comeback in South Texas
Posted by auggie on 4/29/25 at 8:49 am
Populations will remain spotty at best.
re: CNN 2018: Great Barrier Reef Headed for Massive Death. CNN 2025: Record Amount of Coral
Posted by auggie on 4/28/25 at 4:29 pm
It's a Christmas Miracle!
Well, maybe Easter.
Well, maybe Easter.
re: Who do you consider the best vocalist of any genre?
Posted by auggie on 4/28/25 at 3:19 pm
Some great ones already mentioned.
I'll throw Verne Gosdin, Al Greene, Meatloaf and Chris Issac out there.
I'll throw Verne Gosdin, Al Greene, Meatloaf and Chris Issac out there.
re: Guy films himself going down a zip line during recent jihadist terror attack in India
Posted by auggie on 4/28/25 at 2:59 pm
" This is what we call a Pakistani glider ride..bam!"
re: Data show risk of serious adverse events from the abortion pill is 22 times higher
Posted by auggie on 4/28/25 at 2:54 pm
Pregnant trannies better be careful.
re: Suspect in Vancouver festival attack ID’d as Kai-Ji Adam Lo, 30
Posted by auggie on 4/28/25 at 11:49 am
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Haven't tried that, but I love Pancit
Get you some lumpia San Fran. It's like a cross between a spring roll and beef burrito. Pancit is great too though.
re: What's the board's opinion on Dorothy?
Posted by auggie on 4/26/25 at 3:06 pm
If I was the Tin Man, I would have been pounding it.
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