Started By
Message

Messin' with Bret? Auburn locked our elevators, TTech blasted heat to lockerroom

Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:02 pm
Posted by Arkansas3000
Member since Jul 2014
24 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:02 pm
Just saw it from the head Hog. He wasn't whining at all folks. But he told how Texas Tech ramped up the heat to the locker rooms at halftime like crazy.

So Auburn locks our coaches in their elevators at halftime and Texas Tech tries to sweat us out at halftime.

Why is everyone afraid of seeing Arkansas at full strength? Bret says We gonna run all over you.
Posted by Diddles
LA
Member since Apr 2013
6981 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:04 pm to
Bret also blames Bama for his VD
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145254 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:04 pm to
Which hog poster who lost the ban bet is this?
Posted by SwaggerCopter
H TINE HOL IT DINE
Member since Dec 2012
27232 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:05 pm to
Good for Tech trying to save the man's life. Hopefully, he sweat out a few pounds.
Posted by PharmacistReb
Oxford, MS
Member since Jan 2009
5058 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:05 pm to
Who is this Bret?
Posted by Upperaltiger06
North Alabama
Member since Feb 2012
3948 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:06 pm to
Elevators stopped due to weight capacity limit and TT locker room temperature were due to Bert's metabolic changes secondary to diet pills.
Posted by Stonehog
Platinum Rewards Club
Member since Aug 2011
33362 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:15 pm to
That's probably why we donkey stomped them so hard in the second half. Our players and coaches were mad as hell and they weren't gonna take it anymore.
Posted by siliconvalleytiger
Bay Area, CA
Member since Apr 2004
31160 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:20 pm to
That must have been one sweaty situation for Bret.
Posted by Remote Controlled
Member since Apr 2013
6859 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:53 pm to
So, Bert plays the woe is me/us narrative, and you piggies slurp that shite up like slop at feeding time.

This fits right in with the we love Gus and his offense, hell, we want Gus. Oh, wait we got Bert instead. No, god no, that HUNH shite will get someone killed. WPS.

Grow a backbone. This is all just Bert trying to tug on those heart strings a bit. He's got to get you all onboard. It's what suits him best at this point.
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:57 pm to
Sounds like Messin' w/ Bert turned into Messin' w/ Sasquatch after halftime.
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28607 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:58 pm to
Teams tend to go in desperation mode when they realize they have a whole other half of football to play against the juggernaut that is Arkansas.
Posted by MrAUTigers
Florida
Member since Sep 2013
28297 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:58 pm to
If bert would take off the freaking jacket he wears........
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:59 pm to
bert gives off a lot of heat
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 12:25 am to
This mistreatment of Arkansas is simply unconscionable. Before anyone starts doubting that Arkansas is being victimized, remember last year when Florida scored 30 points against Arkansas despite clearly having no offense and Bama not only refused to allow Arkansas into their assigned end zone, they refused to even let Arkansas kick the football between the goalposts. Arkansas fans should be mad as hell at how their team has been treated in opposing stadiums.
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25566 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 6:46 am to
Has he blamed McDonalds for his fat arse yet?
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16145 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 6:51 am to
Bert has surrounded himself with yes men. He was have a hot flash due to hormonal imbalances and was like damn is it just me or is TT ramping up the heat in here? Everyone was WTF? But they said yes, cause that is what they get paid to do.
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 6:53 am to
Bert is hot
Posted by rootisback
Member since Mar 2014
3371 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 6:56 am to
I understand Al Sharpton will start being on Arky's sideline so that he can point out all the injustices done to piggies!

Maybe he will give Bert some diet tips too
Posted by MTurbo
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2010
1773 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 7:44 am to
quote:

Messin' with Bret?


Very similar to Messin' with Sasquatch.

Who is good with video editing and can create a parody of the Jack Links ads?
Posted by Bob Ag
Austin
Member since Aug 2011
3008 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 8:42 am to
Do you have any proof it wasn't just a mega fart by Bert that heated up the room?

What did he eat for lunch?
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 2Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow SECRant for SEC Football News
Follow us on Twitter and Facebook to get the latest updates on SEC Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitter