Jon Ham
| Favorite team: | Arkansas  |
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| Registered on: | 6/15/2011 |
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re: Saban & Alabama Were Very Lucky
Posted by Jon Ham on 12/24/25 at 11:37 am to theballguy
I can change 6 moments from most Arkansas seasons and turn them into national champs. I like this game.
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A curated Christmas story for the OT - A Christmas Eve Surprise
Posted by Jon Ham on 12/20/25 at 8:55 am
It was Christmas Eve in Boston, and middle aged fat guy Mikey Donahue was absolutely convinced disaster was seconds away.
He was sitting on the couch when his stomach made a noise like a Dunkin Donuts trash can getting dragged down the alley.
“Oh no,” Mikey whispered. “This is it. This is how I go.”
He popped up like the couch was on fire and waddle-ran down the hall, one hand on the wall, the other holding on to hope. Every step was a negotiation with God.
“C’mon, kid,” he muttered to himself. “Not like this. I’m a good guy. I tip.”
He burst into the bathroom, slammed the door, whipped around, and hit the toilet just in time. Heart pounding. Forehead sweaty. Whole life flashing before his eyes.
He waited.
Nothing.
Then—
BRRRRAAAP.
Mikey froze.
Another one followed. Longer. Angrier. Echoed off the tiles like Fenway in October.
“Aw you kiddin’ me?” he said out loud.
The floodgates opened. Fart after fart after fart. Different pitches. Different personalities. One sounded wet but wasn’t. One had confidence. One had attitude.
He leaned back, relieved, offended, and a little impressed.
“All that dwama,” he sighed, “fo a bunch a fawts.”
From the hallway his wife yelled, “You okay in there?!”
“Yeah!” Mikey called back. “False alawm!”
He sat there a minute longer, just in case—because he wasn’t born yesterday—then stood up, lighter in body and spirit.
As he walked back to the couch he shook his head. He stopped momentarily by the window to make sure his Christmas lights were in fact still on. They were.
The end.
He was sitting on the couch when his stomach made a noise like a Dunkin Donuts trash can getting dragged down the alley.
“Oh no,” Mikey whispered. “This is it. This is how I go.”
He popped up like the couch was on fire and waddle-ran down the hall, one hand on the wall, the other holding on to hope. Every step was a negotiation with God.
“C’mon, kid,” he muttered to himself. “Not like this. I’m a good guy. I tip.”
He burst into the bathroom, slammed the door, whipped around, and hit the toilet just in time. Heart pounding. Forehead sweaty. Whole life flashing before his eyes.
He waited.
Nothing.
Then—
BRRRRAAAP.
Mikey froze.
Another one followed. Longer. Angrier. Echoed off the tiles like Fenway in October.
“Aw you kiddin’ me?” he said out loud.
The floodgates opened. Fart after fart after fart. Different pitches. Different personalities. One sounded wet but wasn’t. One had confidence. One had attitude.
He leaned back, relieved, offended, and a little impressed.
“All that dwama,” he sighed, “fo a bunch a fawts.”
From the hallway his wife yelled, “You okay in there?!”
“Yeah!” Mikey called back. “False alawm!”
He sat there a minute longer, just in case—because he wasn’t born yesterday—then stood up, lighter in body and spirit.
As he walked back to the couch he shook his head. He stopped momentarily by the window to make sure his Christmas lights were in fact still on. They were.
The end.
I said a while ago the NFL is going to gain ground on college since college is basically just a shittier version of the NFL now.
re: Cousins breaks down how much more difficult it is to play QB vs just a few years ago
Posted by Jon Ham on 12/18/25 at 8:02 am to lsupride87
Kinda explains why a QB like Bo Nix is able to be successful in today’s game. A QB who can buy a little extra time, make different kinds of throws while moving around in sandlot football fashion is tailored for that type of dynamic vs a true pocket passer who relies on recognizing coverage and directing things pre-snap.
Not a fan. Almost as bad as Danielson.
Merry Christmas from the Flagship University of the SEC
Posted by Jon Ham on 12/16/25 at 1:27 pm
Silver-field (Silver-field), Silver-field (Silver-field)
It's Christmastime in the SEC
Ring-a-ling (ring-a-ling), hear them ring (hear them ring)
Soon you’ll all be Silverfricked
It's Christmastime in the SEC
Ring-a-ling (ring-a-ling), hear them ring (hear them ring)
Soon you’ll all be Silverfricked
Before Covid not a single person said “man I wish we could have video calls so I could see peoples faces when talking on the phone.”
When covid sent everyone home, all of a sudden a video call was expected for everything, and now people think it’s not even a question whether to use one. It’s the most unnecessary annoying feature.
When covid sent everyone home, all of a sudden a video call was expected for everything, and now people think it’s not even a question whether to use one. It’s the most unnecessary annoying feature.
Brazile’s positioning in defense is a liability 3 time in the last 2 minutes. This is so frustrating not being able to string together 5 minutes of good basketball.
Hey Cal our defensive plan of leaving their shooters wide open and hoping they don’t find them isn’t working. Maybe time to rethink that.
Only way we win this game at this point is by high intensity D and rebounding but Tech is beating us there. Unless we turn it on we’re cooked.
re: **2025-26 ARKANSAS BASKETBALL THREAD - DECEMBER EDITION**
Posted by Jon Ham on 12/13/25 at 11:32 am to Woopigsooie20
Tech out working us.
re: First time buying a bonnet
Posted by Jon Ham on 12/9/25 at 10:30 pm to Darth_Vader
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What exactly are you afraid is going to happen to your hair while you sleep?
Not wearing a bonnet while you sleep basically means your hair is rubbing against the pillow all night, which creates friction that leads to breakage, frizz, and split ends. Cotton pillowcases also pull moisture and natural oils out of your hair, leaving it drier and rougher by morning. Without a bonnet, your hair is more likely to get tangled and any styling won’t last as long because it gets flattened while you move around in your sleep.
First time buying a bonnet
Posted by Jon Ham on 12/9/25 at 9:16 pm
I’m looking to start using a bonnet for hair protection while sleeping. For the guys who use one, what type (silk/satin), fit, or brand do you suggest?
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This one is a great price, only $3.67, can’t tell if it’s crap though.
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This one is a great price, only $3.67, can’t tell if it’s crap though.
re: Colts QB (real) Phillip Rivers is not a fan of Joey B
Posted by Jon Ham on 12/9/25 at 12:34 pm to DownSouthCrawfish
Rivers basically said he dresses too gay to be a QB, that’s WR behavior. Hilarious.
re: ND AD: Relationship with ACC permanently damaged.
Posted by Jon Ham on 12/8/25 at 2:57 pm to SoFla Tideroller
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Hard to predict Arkansas would still be in the cellar.
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Dude there’s a shitload of jizz in those things, and that hottub water has bacteria.
Are you not capable of closing a zip lock?
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Where are you staying that there isn’t a microwave?
Sous vide > microwaving a hot dog
1. Perfect, even heat.
A microwave blasts the outside with energy, so the edges get hot, the middle stays cool, and sometimes you get that rubbery “overcooked ring.” Sous vide heats the hot dog from edge to center at the same temperature, so every bite is identical.
2. No loss of juiciness or flavor
Microwaves force steam out of the hot dog, which is why they sometimes split or shrivel. Sous vide gently warms it in a sealed bag, so all the moisture stays inside. You get a snappier casing and a juicier interior. Because it doesn’t lose steam or juices, the seasoning inside the hot dog stays concentrated instead of evaporating.
Pro-Tip: cooking at hotels
Posted by Jon Ham on 12/7/25 at 10:47 pm
If a hotel has a hot tub, put hot dogs in a zip lock and throw them in the tub while you swim/relax. Easy and cheap.
Indiana vs Georgia in BCS Championship
Oregon vs Ohio State in Rose Bowl
A&M vs Texas Tech in Cotton Bowl
Alabama vs Miami in Sugar Bowl
Ole Miss vs Notre Dame in Orange Bowl
Oregon vs Ohio State in Rose Bowl
A&M vs Texas Tech in Cotton Bowl
Alabama vs Miami in Sugar Bowl
Ole Miss vs Notre Dame in Orange Bowl
Indiana vs Georgia in BCS Championship
Oregon vs Ohio State in Rose Bowl
A&M vs Texas Tech in Cotton Bowl
Alabama vs Miami in Sugar Bowl
Ole Miss vs Notre Dame in Orange Bowl
Oregon vs Ohio State in Rose Bowl
A&M vs Texas Tech in Cotton Bowl
Alabama vs Miami in Sugar Bowl
Ole Miss vs Notre Dame in Orange Bowl
Those saying Bama should now be out - see your way to the kids’ table
Posted by Jon Ham on 12/6/25 at 8:49 pm
While Bama played a 13th game, the second time they played UGA this season (they won @ UGA already), a team that couldn’t even qualify for the pathetic ACC championship game (Miami), and a team whose best win is USC-w (Notre Dame) had bye weeks.
Now some absolute mouth breathing retards on here who don’t know shite about frick when it comes to ranking teams want to be like “BAMA DONT DESERVE TO MAKE DA PLAYOFFS NOW!”
Kids’ table ——>
Now some absolute mouth breathing retards on here who don’t know shite about frick when it comes to ranking teams want to be like “BAMA DONT DESERVE TO MAKE DA PLAYOFFS NOW!”
Kids’ table ——>
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