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Arkansas A&M Hate Week
Posted on 9/24/13 at 11:49 am
Posted on 9/24/13 at 11:49 am
:putcigaretteout:
Alright, just because this game probably isn't going to be as pretty as some of us would like, doesn't mean we can't have a little fun on the SECr.
Some of you younger kids may not remember, but we used to have Aggie jokes - and in kind, they had Arkansas jokes. Aggies, get to Google (if you don't remember) and post some of your favorite jokes. I'll get some of the Aggie jokes started.
What's the difference between an Aggie homecoming queen and a bowling ball?
You can't get your whole hand in a bowling ball... and you COULD eat it if you had to
An Aggie went hunting and shot two deer. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted, and the Aggie replied, "kissing will be fine."
What is the difference between the Aggies and Fruit Loops?
Fruit Loops know what to do in a bowl.
How many Aggies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but he gets 3 hours credit.
You know what Aggie women put behind their ears to attract men?
Their ankles.
Alright, just because this game probably isn't going to be as pretty as some of us would like, doesn't mean we can't have a little fun on the SECr.
Some of you younger kids may not remember, but we used to have Aggie jokes - and in kind, they had Arkansas jokes. Aggies, get to Google (if you don't remember) and post some of your favorite jokes. I'll get some of the Aggie jokes started.
What's the difference between an Aggie homecoming queen and a bowling ball?
You can't get your whole hand in a bowling ball... and you COULD eat it if you had to
An Aggie went hunting and shot two deer. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted, and the Aggie replied, "kissing will be fine."
What is the difference between the Aggies and Fruit Loops?
Fruit Loops know what to do in a bowl.
How many Aggies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but he gets 3 hours credit.
You know what Aggie women put behind their ears to attract men?
Their ankles.
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Posted on 9/24/13 at 12:10 pm to blacknblu
I am smoking some pork shoulder this weekend.... Woo Pig... bar-bhhhh-quuuuu
Posted on 9/24/13 at 12:18 pm to blacknblu
What happens if you drive real slow through College Station, TX?
You leave with a degree.
You leave with a degree.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 12:28 pm to blacknblu
The joke is about toothless rednecks knocking up their sisters or some shite like that.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 12:37 pm to blacknblu
What's the best way to knock an aggy unconscious?
Sneak up behind them when they're getting a drink of water and slam the commode lid on their head.
Sneak up behind them when they're getting a drink of water and slam the commode lid on their head.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 12:39 pm to blacknblu
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You know what Aggie women put behind their ears to attract men?
Their ankles.
Yes please
Posted on 9/24/13 at 12:46 pm to blacknblu
This reads like those cheesy arse Budweiser commercials on the radio
Posted on 9/24/13 at 12:52 pm to blacknblu
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Arkansas A&M Hate Week
Who is playing the University of Arkansas at Monticello?
Posted on 9/24/13 at 12:57 pm to blacknblu
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An Aggie went hunting and shot two deer. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted, and the Aggie replied, "kissing will be fine."
Good one. 
Posted on 9/24/13 at 12:57 pm to blacknblu
Dueling Banjos!
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/thread
Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:11 pm to blacknblu
oh aggy jokes
Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:20 pm to blacknblu
Why are the Aggie band uniforms made of polyester?
Because you can't find virgin wool within a hundred miles of College Station.
:rimshot:
Because you can't find virgin wool within a hundred miles of College Station.
:rimshot:
Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:22 pm to blacknblu
A longhorn, aggie, and a razorback or on the top of a burning building. The firefighters show up and stretch out the rescue trampoline. As the longhorn jumps, they move the trampoline and the longhorn falls to his death.
As the aggie was about to jump, he was concerned they would do the same thing, but the firefighters reassure him that they only did it because they hate longhorns. The aggie jumps, and they move the trampoline, causing the aggie to fall to his death.
The razorback was smarter than the aggie and the longhorn. He yelled down, "I don't want you to move the trampoline on me. Set it on the ground, and then I'll jump."
As the aggie was about to jump, he was concerned they would do the same thing, but the firefighters reassure him that they only did it because they hate longhorns. The aggie jumps, and they move the trampoline, causing the aggie to fall to his death.
The razorback was smarter than the aggie and the longhorn. He yelled down, "I don't want you to move the trampoline on me. Set it on the ground, and then I'll jump."
Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:43 pm to blacknblu
Did you hear about the fire in Arkansas football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
The real tragedy was that 15 hadn’t been colored yet.
The real tragedy was that 15 hadn’t been colored yet.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 6:03 pm to blacknblu
I'm not sure why anyone would hate the Boll Weevils.
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