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Lane Kiffin’s Brian Kelly Southern Accent Moment

Posted on 2/26/26 at 11:38 pm
Posted by DomesticatedBoar
Fairhope, AL
Member since Jul 2019
721 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 11:38 pm
Good coach, but lacking in critical thinking skills.

So eager to assimilate, he fell for this hook, line and sinker. So to speak.

Someone want to set the over/under for the number of times Kiffin has been to Waffle House?
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
68770 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 11:55 pm to
To be fair, it's always nice to have a floating food option in south Louisiana.
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
33737 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 11:56 pm to
He’s been living in the south for what a couple decades now?

You don’t think he’s been to a Waffle House a few times on the recruiting trail?
This post was edited on 2/26/26 at 11:58 pm
Posted by Gifman
Member since Jan 2021
18375 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 3:51 am to
Just by tweeting “let’s go!” ?

Boy this is reaching. Let me know when he starts grinding on recruits in some weird room with flashing lights.
Posted by That LSU Guy
Ponte Vedra Beach
Member since Jul 2008
15742 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 5:46 am to
Don't pull your back out with this reach.
Posted by lsu711
Member since Sep 2003
14906 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 6:40 am to
Davalan eagerly assimilated to Arkansas culture.
Posted by Csmims
A sandy beach in paradise
Member since Jan 2019
3822 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 6:57 am to
As a first round draft choice.
Posted by lsudave1
Baton Metairie
Member since Jan 2005
12011 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 7:03 am to
Arkansas is not relevant. Good day to you, ma’am.
Posted by lsu711
Member since Sep 2003
14906 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 7:35 am to
No doubt he’ll forever be remembered in Fayetteville as a compensation round pick.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
67195 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 7:36 am to
A lot of fear-induced threads about Kiffin this morning. Must finally be sinking in how screwed the rest of the SEC is with him at a proper school.
Posted by vidtiger23
Member since Feb 2012
8733 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 7:43 am to
Confused. He’s lived in the south pretty continuously for what 20 years now? This feels like a stretch
Posted by Tarpon08
Cut Off, LA
Member since Dec 2014
8485 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 7:57 am to
Sorry your All World Short Stop threw the ball to 3rd Base.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
38636 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 8:00 am to
What?
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
20023 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 8:09 am to
Posted by terriblegreen
Souf Badden Rewage
Member since Aug 2011
12169 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 9:58 am to
Did this really bother you that bad?

Learn to identify a joke.
Posted by Csmims
A sandy beach in paradise
Member since Jan 2019
3822 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 1:30 pm to
Still round one along with the other three first rounders
Posted by Csmims
A sandy beach in paradise
Member since Jan 2019
3822 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 1:32 pm to
You obviously needed all the help you could get
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59096 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 1:51 pm to
Good thread bro, keep up the good work
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
21995 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:15 pm to
When he lived in Knoxville, for him to go to Waffle House he would have to travel:

8.0 miles to Papermill Drive
or
10.3 miles to Lovell Road
or
10.5 miles to North Cedar Bluff Road
or
11.1 miles to Alcoa Highway
or
15.0 miles to Cedar Lane
or
16.8 miles to Stekoia Lane
or
19.7 miles to Asheville Highway
or
19.8 miles to Illinois Avenue in Oak Ridge
or
19.9 miles to US-411S in Maryville
or
20.3 miles to Hwy 321 in Lenoir City

So...that's only 10 Waffle Houses in a 20 mile perimeter around where he lived.
Posted by Tarpon08
Cut Off, LA
Member since Dec 2014
8485 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 5:58 pm to
quote:

You obviously needed all the help you could get


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