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re: Lane Kiffin’s Brian Kelly Southern Accent Moment

Posted on 2/27/26 at 6:17 pm to
Posted by Wustache Max
Member since Feb 2026
12 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 6:17 pm to
quote:

When he lived in Knoxville, for him to go to Waffle House he would have to travel:

8.0 miles to Papermill Drive
or
10.3 miles to Lovell Road
or
10.5 miles to North Cedar Bluff Road
or
11.1 miles to Alcoa Highway
or
15.0 miles to Cedar Lane
or
16.8 miles to Stekoia Lane
or
19.7 miles to Asheville Highway
or
19.8 miles to Illinois Avenue in Oak Ridge
or
19.9 miles to US-411S in Maryville
or
20.3 miles to Hwy 321 in Lenoir City


That's 151.4 miles and a lot of turning and different roads just to get to a Waffle House. That's probably why he isn't too familiar with them.
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
22089 posts
Posted on 3/1/26 at 12:46 pm to
quote:

When he lived in Knoxville, for him to go to Waffle House he would have to travel:

8.0 miles to Papermill Drive
or
10.3 miles to Lovell Road
or
10.5 miles to North Cedar Bluff Road
or
11.1 miles to Alcoa Highway
or
15.0 miles to Cedar Lane
or
16.8 miles to Stekoia Lane
or
19.7 miles to Asheville Highway
or
19.8 miles to Illinois Avenue in Oak Ridge
or
19.9 miles to US-411S in Maryville
or
20.3 miles to Hwy 321 in Lenoir City


quote:

That's 151.4 miles and a lot of turning and different roads just to get to a Waffle House. That's probably why he isn't too familiar with them.


No, that's 10 different Waffle Houses within 20 miles.
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
27426 posts
Posted on 3/1/26 at 12:48 pm to
Kiffin isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. He’s always so eager to troll
Posted by semjase
New Smyrna Beach FL
Member since May 2014
15667 posts
Posted on 3/1/26 at 3:51 pm to
quote:

Kiffin isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed.
I'd say he's pretty Sharp.

He got the Politically Correct Massa Wife Rebel Bear Sharks into the CFP semi-final and even let them "Borrow" some of the LSU hired assistant coaches to help.
Posted by Diego Ricardo
Alabama
Member since Dec 2020
13005 posts
Posted on 3/1/26 at 4:49 pm to
quote:


Good coach, but lacking in critical thinking skills.

So eager to assimilate, he fell for this hook, line and sinker. So to speak.

Someone want to set the over/under for the number of times Kiffin has been to Waffle House?


Are we supposed to be against a flotilla of waffle houses?
Posted by pgaddxn
between here and there
Member since Jul 2008
1205 posts
Posted on 3/1/26 at 5:00 pm to
So we now know you absolutely fell for it. But not until after you read Lane’s post and shared with your friends who then pointed and laughed at you. Sorry about your stupidity.
This post was edited on 3/1/26 at 5:07 pm
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