Polling confirms Missouri not a fit for SEC

In addition to their abysmal athletic efforts and pitiful campus life, polling confirms what anyone who has ever visited the state know all too well. A decisive 95.3% of Missourians self identify as living in th3 Midwest, only 2% less than Iowa, the quintessential Midwestern state.

Middle West Review and Emerson College Polling Launch Largest-ever Study on Midwestern Identity

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Emerson College Polling and the Middle West Review are excited to share the findings from the largest-ever study on Midwestern boundaries and identity. The study surveyed 22 states, including those that are traditionally considered to be the Midwest, but also surveyed its surrounding states including Arkansas, West Virginia, Colorado, Oklahoma, among others. Over 11,000 responses were collected across 22 states. 

This study finds a majority of residents in Iowa, Minnesota, Missouri, Illinois, North Dakota, Wisconsin, Nebraska, South Dakota, Indiana, Kansas, Michigan, Ohio, Oklahoma, and Wyoming consider themselves to “live in the Midwest.” Similarly, the majority of people in the same states consider themselves to be “Midwesterners, ” though at a lesser intensity.

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It is time to right the wrongs of a few years ago and boot those yankees from the conference