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Here's my f--king melt
Posted on 1/2/26 at 12:45 pm
Posted on 1/2/26 at 12:45 pm
It sucks this team is ending this season just like last year; winning the SECCG and then losing the Sugar Bowl in What if Mogadishu was Colonized By The French and Located on the Mississippi River AKA New Orleans. This team was better than the 2024 team.
We didn't even punt when we played Ole Miss in the regular season and then Pete Golding apparently sacrificed every Juice Kiffin look a like in the 662 area code upon the gave of Monte Kiffin in the bed of a 1980s F-150 to stop Gunner. And fricking hell, the last few offensive drives I was waiting for the Bobo screen passes because I knew his arse was out of original ideas and he was going to go back to what he does, and he fricking did that.
Guns was getting hit harder than me when the dealer is showing a Soft 17 after I've had copious amounts of bourbon. Props to him because he got the frick back up which is something Beck wouldn't have done.
And that's another reason why I like this team better than last year: Gunner vs. Beck. And that fricking Mongoloid is still playing meaningful football while Guns is probably sitting in a deer blind as I type this and I'm melting on the internet like a fricking ice cube in the Sahara because I don't want to be around loaded firearms and alone near a great bleed out spot in northwest Georgia today.
And to the Ole Miss RebeLandSharkBears, your team has taken the personality of it's coach. The team we beat in Athens in the season rolled over and fricked died in the the 4th Q. I was expecting UGA to run away with if after the scoop and score but yall didn't quit where there was still football to be played (unlike Kiffin in the first game and Kiffin during this season). Can Golding handle all the off season stuff to enable success in the football season? We'll find out, but he absolutely can self scout, motivate, and prepare a team during the season. You're not going to have to worry about dropping some random game to a 2-7 Kentucky or 4-6 Florida like you had to with Kiffin.
Last year we overachieved. This year we underachieved.
And while I'm here, frick Heath Shuler.
We didn't even punt when we played Ole Miss in the regular season and then Pete Golding apparently sacrificed every Juice Kiffin look a like in the 662 area code upon the gave of Monte Kiffin in the bed of a 1980s F-150 to stop Gunner. And fricking hell, the last few offensive drives I was waiting for the Bobo screen passes because I knew his arse was out of original ideas and he was going to go back to what he does, and he fricking did that.
Guns was getting hit harder than me when the dealer is showing a Soft 17 after I've had copious amounts of bourbon. Props to him because he got the frick back up which is something Beck wouldn't have done.
And that's another reason why I like this team better than last year: Gunner vs. Beck. And that fricking Mongoloid is still playing meaningful football while Guns is probably sitting in a deer blind as I type this and I'm melting on the internet like a fricking ice cube in the Sahara because I don't want to be around loaded firearms and alone near a great bleed out spot in northwest Georgia today.
And to the Ole Miss RebeLandSharkBears, your team has taken the personality of it's coach. The team we beat in Athens in the season rolled over and fricked died in the the 4th Q. I was expecting UGA to run away with if after the scoop and score but yall didn't quit where there was still football to be played (unlike Kiffin in the first game and Kiffin during this season). Can Golding handle all the off season stuff to enable success in the football season? We'll find out, but he absolutely can self scout, motivate, and prepare a team during the season. You're not going to have to worry about dropping some random game to a 2-7 Kentucky or 4-6 Florida like you had to with Kiffin.
Last year we overachieved. This year we underachieved.
And while I'm here, frick Heath Shuler.
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Posted on 1/2/26 at 12:46 pm to Murph4HOF
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What if Mogadishu was Colonized By The French and Located on the Mississippi River AKA New Orleans.
Stopped right there…
And upvoted.
Posted on 1/2/26 at 12:46 pm to Murph4HOF
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And while I'm here, frick Heath Shuler.
I think this is the highlight here. When you have to throw in the old melts to bolster the new melt, things are bad.
Posted on 1/2/26 at 12:46 pm to Murph4HOF
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And that fricking Mongoloid is still playing meaningful football while Guns is probably sitting in a deer blind as I type this and I'm melting on the internet like a fricking ice cube in the Sahara because I don't want to be around loaded firearms and alone near a great bleed out spot in northwest Georgia today.
The Mongoloid is also waking up next to a porn star this morning.
Posted on 1/2/26 at 12:47 pm to Murph4HOF
I enjoyed that. 
Posted on 1/2/26 at 12:48 pm to Murph4HOF
That was impressive 
Posted on 1/2/26 at 12:49 pm to Murph4HOF
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What if Mogadishu was Colonized By The French and Located on the Mississippi River AKA New Orleans.
Sorry New Orleans is a much cooler, interesting, historic, city with a spirit that a shithole American version of Mumbai (Atlanta) will ever have/be.
You are one of the few likable UGA fans, and it has to sting to witness fatass Kirby have circles coached around him by Pete Golding, but his time has pasted.
This post was edited on 1/2/26 at 12:50 pm
Posted on 1/2/26 at 12:49 pm to Murph4HOF
This is why I pay for the upgraded membership. Well done sir! 
Posted on 1/2/26 at 12:51 pm to RollTide1987
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The Mongoloid is also waking up next to a porn star this morning.
Like that's something to be proud of.
Posted on 1/2/26 at 12:52 pm to Murph4HOF
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rolled over and fricked
Posted on 1/2/26 at 12:53 pm to Murph4HOF
Nice. Well done melt. Would read again and I have.
Posted on 1/2/26 at 12:54 pm to RollTide1987
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The Mongoloid
Is that Mongoloid Mike?
Posted on 1/2/26 at 12:54 pm to Murph4HOF
quote:
It sucks this team is ending this season just like last year; winning the SECCG and then losing the Sugar Bowl in What if Mogadishu was Colonized By The French and Located on the Mississippi River AKA New Orleans. This team was better than the 2024 team.
We didn't even punt when we played Ole Miss in the regular season and then Pete Golding apparently sacrificed every Juice Kiffin look a like in the 662 area code upon the gave of Monte Kiffin in the bed of a 1980s F-150 to stop Gunner. And fricking hell, the last few offensive drives I was waiting for the Bobo screen passes because I knew his arse was out of original ideas and he was going to go back to what he does, and he fricking did that.
Guns was getting hit harder than me when the dealer is showing a Soft 17 after I've had copious amounts of bourbon. Props to him because he got the frick back up which is something Beck wouldn't have done.
And that's another reason why I like this team better than last year: Gunner vs. Beck. And that fricking Mongoloid is still playing meaningful football while Guns is probably sitting in a deer blind as I type this and I'm melting on the internet like a fricking ice cube in the Sahara because I don't want to be around loaded firearms and alone near a great bleed out spot in northwest Georgia today.
And to the Ole Miss RebeLandSharkBears, your team has taken the personality of it's coach. The team we beat in Athens in the season rolled over and fricked died in the the 4th Q. I was expecting UGA to run away with if after the scoop and score but yall didn't quit where there was still football to be played (unlike Kiffin in the first game and Kiffin during this season). Can Golding handle all the off season stuff to enable success in the football season? We'll find out, but he absolutely can self scout, motivate, and prepare a team during the season. You're not going to have to worry about dropping some random game to a 2-7 Kentucky or 4-6 Florida like you had to with Kiffin.
Last year we overachieved. This year we underachieved.
And while I'm here, frick Heath Shuler.
Posted on 1/2/26 at 12:55 pm to Murph4HOF
I don't want to be around loaded firearms and alone near a great bleed out spot in northwest Georgia today.>>>>>
Quit being such a pussy.
Quit being such a pussy.
Posted on 1/2/26 at 12:57 pm to Murph4HOF
I needed this. Bama fans are too depressed to even melt
Posted on 1/2/26 at 12:57 pm to Murph4HOF
Yall got some real arrogant assh*les acting all superior.
Maybe some are alters posing as UGA fans. But they deserve it. They can all eat shite!
So seeing y’all lose in epic and embarrassing fashion - all while the refs do everything they can to give you additional chances…. Is very satisfying.
Maybe some are alters posing as UGA fans. But they deserve it. They can all eat shite!
So seeing y’all lose in epic and embarrassing fashion - all while the refs do everything they can to give you additional chances…. Is very satisfying.
Posted on 1/2/26 at 1:08 pm to Murph4HOF
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because I don't want to be around loaded firearms and alone near a great bleed out spot in northwest Georgia today.
This is how it’s done, gentlemen. This is a proper melt. None of that pussy arse “look at me look at me” Willy T style melt. This is how a man does it.
Posted on 1/2/26 at 1:30 pm to thatthang
quote:Thank you.
This is how it’s done, gentlemen.
It was actually therapeutic to get it all out. I was pretty close to logging out of my work VPN and begin drinking bourbon.
Posted on 1/2/26 at 2:49 pm to Murph4HOF
HOF post by the goat
Posted on 1/2/26 at 3:02 pm to Murph4HOF
I believe the OM fans (who often make fun of New Orleans) really enjoyed their trip this time.
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