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Jesus Christ Elko needs to have some pride and get his weight under control
Posted on 12/20/25 at 1:28 pm
Posted on 12/20/25 at 1:28 pm
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Posted on 12/20/25 at 1:29 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
He is a blooming onion + hot fudge cake from the ER
Posted on 12/20/25 at 1:29 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
Obese Bart Simpson
Posted on 12/20/25 at 1:29 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
Seriously just for his health. We have had some big coaches in the conference before but this dude isn't overweight he is a walking heart attack.
Posted on 12/20/25 at 1:30 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
Unlimited Blue Bell ice cream was part of his contract
Posted on 12/20/25 at 1:30 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
His nipples poke out, and neither is pointing forward at the front of his chest because his fat separates them so far apart that they’re pointing towards his armpits.
This post was edited on 12/20/25 at 1:31 pm
Posted on 12/20/25 at 1:31 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
What other successful fat coaches are there other than Andy Reid? If you don’t have the discipline to control your own body weight, how are you going to instill discipline in a team?
Posted on 12/20/25 at 1:31 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
OP couldn't attend his own sons football game the day after the Ole Miss loss because he was so sad and depressed.
Posted on 12/20/25 at 1:31 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
Those chubby chaser gays on campus are having a blast with him
Posted on 12/20/25 at 1:34 pm to Yellerhammer5
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What other successful fat coaches are there other than Andy Reid? If you don’t have the discipline to control your own body weight, how are you going to instill discipline in a team?
That guy from Kansas was as wide as he was tall. I was surprised he could stand on the sideline the whole game. He had kansas in the national title talk before the playoff. He hasn't done anything I know of since but man he was fat as hell.
Posted on 12/20/25 at 1:37 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
He's mark mangino fat
Posted on 12/20/25 at 1:37 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
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deathvalleyfreak43
The guy whose life is so lame that he has to make up lies on the internet, talking shite about a guy who is nearly at the top of his profession.
Posted on 12/20/25 at 1:38 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
Maybe him and Heupel can be on the next season of The Biggest Loser.
Posted on 12/20/25 at 1:38 pm to CalicoLSU1980
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His nipples poke out, and neither is pointing forward at the front of his chest because his fat separates them so far apart that they’re pointing towards his armpits.
Gonna be real, strange you picked up on this
Posted on 12/20/25 at 1:40 pm to cajunbama
quote:He also said the LSU coaching search was affecting him so bad mentally that he was having trouble focusing on his job and family
OP couldn't attend his own sons football game the day after the Ole Miss loss because he was so sad and depressed.
WTF
Posted on 12/20/25 at 1:41 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
Smiling Friends reference on tigerdroppings? Lol
Posted on 12/20/25 at 1:46 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
This post was edited on 12/20/25 at 1:48 pm
Posted on 12/20/25 at 1:47 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
Aggie needs to force him on semiglutide
Posted on 12/20/25 at 1:49 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
He needs early morning yoga.
Posted on 12/20/25 at 1:49 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
Its rumored, the 12th man is currently living under Elko's shirt.
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