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I loathe Mizzou
Posted on 7/25/25 at 12:03 pm
Posted on 7/25/25 at 12:03 pm
You are the internal hemorrhoid on the rectum of the SEC. You contribute nothing. Nothing. You just sit back with your Conference USA level schedule and uniforms and this fricking guy:
Are you kidding me? And collect a check. You're like the ugly little shite who sits in the corner at the bar all night hoping to get laid by the last desperate fat bitch who stumbles out of the bar. And then you brag about your conquest.
I can think of at least one compliment to give to every member of the SEC, even Aggie. But not Mizzou. I'm embarrassed that we share a conference with you. So embarrassed ...
Are you kidding me? And collect a check. You're like the ugly little shite who sits in the corner at the bar all night hoping to get laid by the last desperate fat bitch who stumbles out of the bar. And then you brag about your conquest.
I can think of at least one compliment to give to every member of the SEC, even Aggie. But not Mizzou. I'm embarrassed that we share a conference with you. So embarrassed ...
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Posted on 7/25/25 at 12:06 pm to Imber
Only Mizzou could lose on a Major Burns pick six
Posted on 7/25/25 at 12:07 pm to Imber
Posted on 7/25/25 at 12:08 pm to Imber
I often forget they exist.
Posted on 7/25/25 at 12:10 pm to Imber
Shut up, mizzou rocks
Posted on 7/25/25 at 12:10 pm to Imber
Can’t imagine having a loss to them since they joined the conference. Must be awful.
Posted on 7/25/25 at 12:11 pm to Imber
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You're like the ugly little shite who sits in the corner at the bar all night hoping to get laid by the last desperate fat bitch who stumbles out of the bar.
LSU is the guy in the bar buying everyone's drinks with some poor kid's cancer treatment cash.
Posted on 7/25/25 at 12:13 pm to Imber
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You are the internal hemorrhoid
I'd say they're more like an external that's thrombosed.
Posted on 7/25/25 at 12:17 pm to Imber
The fact we upset you this much pleases me. 
Posted on 7/25/25 at 12:18 pm to Imber
I generally never think outside of game week.
Posted on 7/25/25 at 12:23 pm to Imber
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You are the internal hemorrhoid on the rectum of the SEC.
Probably the reason they irritate LSU so much.
Posted on 7/25/25 at 12:30 pm to Imber
Posted on 7/25/25 at 1:10 pm to bcoop199
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The fact we upset you this much pleases me.
You bother me. You're the fricked up puzzle piece that doesn't fit anywhere and no one can figure out where it goes. And it just sits there. Festering. That bothers me.
Posted on 7/25/25 at 1:11 pm to Imber
49 stars.
Posted on 7/25/25 at 1:11 pm to Imber
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Imber
Posted on 7/25/25 at 1:14 pm to Faurot fodder
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LSU is the guy in the bar buying everyone's drinks with some poor kid's cancer treatment cash.
Sounds like LSU is awfully generous.
Posted on 7/25/25 at 1:18 pm to SEC Doctor
Not as generous as your poor head coach who has to pay his players with his own money.
Posted on 7/25/25 at 1:45 pm to Imber
Our penises are bigger than yours.
Posted on 7/25/25 at 1:49 pm to KCM0Tiger
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Our penises are bigger than yours.
That may or may not be in some cases, but mine fits really well where it needs to go. Yours doesn't really do anything.
Posted on 7/25/25 at 1:51 pm to Imber
It is amazing how Missouri and one other SEC team are the only two teams to not play for a national championship in the big three sports in the last 15 years
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