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SEC team with most incarcerated fans

Posted on 2/24/25 at 8:33 pm
Posted by BufordT
Member since Mar 2020
29 posts
Posted on 2/24/25 at 8:33 pm
Off season topic. Which SEC teams have the most incarcerated fans at the moment?

Educated guesses are welcome. Statistics and science (ex. we all know the amount of mullet A tattoos on Alabama inmates has to be greater than 75%) are welcomed but not necessary.
Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
15829 posts
Posted on 2/24/25 at 8:40 pm to
Well Updyke croaked. The Krystal teabagger was in the clink for a while. We have Stephen.
Posted by Gifman
Member since Jan 2021
14789 posts
Posted on 2/24/25 at 8:50 pm to
Bama or Tenner. Both chock full of felon sidewalk fans
Posted by trackem
Auburn, AL
Member since Jun 2009
1489 posts
Posted on 2/24/25 at 8:52 pm to
I’d wager one of Texas A&M, Texas or Florida based on historical enrollment numbers.
Posted by gamecockman12
Columbia, SC
Member since Aug 2012
7636 posts
Posted on 2/24/25 at 8:54 pm to
Georgia
Posted by BamaRoo
Shitlingthorpe, UK
Member since Jul 2009
3767 posts
Posted on 2/24/25 at 8:55 pm to
Well , Louisiana has the highest incarceration rate in the United States, and is a
southern state with a high number of inmates per capita. Not
based on a scientific study but LSU fans seem the drunkest of all
SEC fans at any given time , which would have to lead to problems with
the law..

Posted by Rosco P Coltrane
STL
Member since Aug 2022
154 posts
Posted on 2/24/25 at 8:57 pm to
Not sure, but really seems like TN should be the #1 seed.
Posted by Gnash
Cypress, Tx
Member since Oct 2015
7480 posts
Posted on 2/24/25 at 9:18 pm to
quote:

Well Updyke croaked. The Krystal teabagger was in the clink for a while

Don’t forget the Bama student the tried to call in a bomb threat at the LSU/UF game because he was losing a bet
Posted by koreandawg
South Korea
Member since Sep 2015
11081 posts
Posted on 2/24/25 at 9:22 pm to
Prolly Auburn fans. GTA
Posted by plazadweller
South Georgia
Member since Jul 2011
11814 posts
Posted on 2/24/25 at 9:25 pm to
He got off with a slap on the wrist. That’s wild
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
22401 posts
Posted on 2/24/25 at 9:35 pm to
Bama
Posted by GoGators1995
Member since Jan 2023
4516 posts
Posted on 2/24/25 at 9:41 pm to
Probably either Texas or UF.

3. Texas 7.82 million
5. Florida 5.89 million
8. Alabama 5.34 million
11. LSU 4.02 million
12. UGA 3.99 million
13 A&M 3.87 million
15. Auburn 3.27 million
16. Vols 3.27 million
Posted by JohnnyRebel
Colorado
Member since Sep 2014
7850 posts
Posted on 2/24/25 at 9:44 pm to
Are we doing by Population or Per Capita?

I’m pretty sure every Arkansas fan I’ve ever met has gone to Jail at least once.
Posted by JCinBAMA
North of Huntsville
Member since Oct 2009
17980 posts
Posted on 2/24/25 at 9:48 pm to
Easy...
Posted by Mizzouligan
St. Louis, MO
Member since Aug 2014
1596 posts
Posted on 2/24/25 at 10:31 pm to
LSU is a mortal lock.
Posted by SEC Doctor
Member since Aug 2024
6282 posts
Posted on 2/24/25 at 10:51 pm to
Most incarcerated fans: Alabama

Most incarcerated players: Alabama

Most should have been but weren’t incarcerated players: Alabama
Posted by Safety Blitz
The Backfield
Member since May 2022
2797 posts
Posted on 2/24/25 at 10:59 pm to
I’d imagine many A&M Fans would love prison.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
14812 posts
Posted on 2/24/25 at 11:16 pm to
You looking for a date?
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
61028 posts
Posted on 2/24/25 at 11:26 pm to
IIRC, those prisoners first landed off the coast of Alabama and then Mississippi.
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
19808 posts
Posted on 2/24/25 at 11:52 pm to
quote:

Don’t forget the Bama student the tried to call in a bomb threat at the LSU/UF game because he was losing a bet

That trio has fewer arrests, combined, than hold da yayo.
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