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re: To any dude on here claiming they wouldn't bang Coach Mulkey
Posted on 1/25/24 at 10:13 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Posted on 1/25/24 at 10:13 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
If I woke up and found out I had gotten wasted and slept with her I wouldn’t hate myself but I also wouldn’t brag to the friends.
Older women follow the same rule as chubby women which is like riding a moped.
Fun to ride till your friends catch you on one
Older women follow the same rule as chubby women which is like riding a moped.
Fun to ride till your friends catch you on one
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Posted on 1/25/24 at 10:42 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
I know I would! She's an attractive seasoned woman.
Posted on 1/25/24 at 10:59 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
I did worse in college. Sure, I was drunk most of those 7 years, but...
Posted on 1/26/24 at 12:14 am to Violent Hip Swivel
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any dude on here claiming they wouldn't bang Coach Mulkey
well, yeah she could get it... but i ain't exactly stingy w/it either..
Posted on 1/26/24 at 3:07 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Is Chicken hitting on Coach Mulkey?
Ask her to dance. You don’t have to be great at it, hell you don’t even have to be good looking. Most women love to dance and most men are too self-conscious or insecure to ask them onto the dance floor. Just be confident and ask. Most of the time they will accept.
Ask her to dance. You don’t have to be great at it, hell you don’t even have to be good looking. Most women love to dance and most men are too self-conscious or insecure to ask them onto the dance floor. Just be confident and ask. Most of the time they will accept.
Posted on 1/26/24 at 3:40 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Tranny looking
Posted on 1/26/24 at 4:02 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Not gonna fault your attraction, but these are the kind of things you keep to yourself.
Posted on 1/26/24 at 4:05 am to Violent Hip Swivel
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bang Coach Mulkey
Woman would tear any of us up. It'd be like...
Posted on 1/26/24 at 4:13 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Absolutely would! When she got finished, there would be nothing left but a bloody stump. I bet she could suck-start a Harley and never miss a drop.
Most of the ones on here that say no are in momma's basement every night, pounding their little pud to the internet and have never even got some stink on their finger
Most of the ones on here that say no are in momma's basement every night, pounding their little pud to the internet and have never even got some stink on their finger
This post was edited on 1/26/24 at 4:16 am
Posted on 1/26/24 at 4:24 am to Violent Hip Swivel
I live in The Villages. We have a 50 yard rule for women. If you see an attractive woman from 50 yds away, don’t go any closer and destroy the illusion.
If you are watching the game feed from the upper deck, that’s one thing. If you are watching the close up interview with Holly, that’s another.
If you are watching the game feed from the upper deck, that’s one thing. If you are watching the close up interview with Holly, that’s another.
Posted on 1/26/24 at 5:14 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Not having sex with a Sleestak.
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:12 am to Violent Hip Swivel
How much alcohol is involved?
The question lacks some important variables.
The question lacks some important variables.
Posted on 1/26/24 at 8:19 am to Violent Hip Swivel
This forum must be full of geriatrics 
Posted on 1/26/24 at 8:27 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Back in my college days I would be laughing at all you old bastards, now I am one of you.
Put me down for affirmative, and would be strutting like a young orangutan on my walk of shame.
Put me down for affirmative, and would be strutting like a young orangutan on my walk of shame.
Posted on 1/26/24 at 8:36 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Posted on 1/26/24 at 9:55 am to Violent Hip Swivel
I'm guessing that the OP regularly rubs one out to this episode from Breaking Bad:
Posted on 1/26/24 at 9:57 am to Violent Hip Swivel
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Violent Hip Swivel
you're a sick puppy
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