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re: Why do Jimbo's khakis always fit so poorly?
Posted on 7/17/23 at 4:28 pm to European Man Satchel
Posted on 7/17/23 at 4:28 pm to European Man Satchel
Especially with a fupa
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Posted on 7/17/23 at 6:13 pm to European Man Satchel
If you can't fill up your pants, well, we know what that means. Maybe why the ex-wife was shagging players at FSU. Who knew??
Posted on 7/17/23 at 7:15 pm to European Man Satchel
I’m fat as all hell, I may have a net worth with a comma in it, I spent all my injury settlement money on Gibson guitars instead of my trailer payment, and my ‘81 blazer barely runs. Am I doing this right?
Posted on 7/17/23 at 7:29 pm to European Man Satchel
Because his ex wife took his balls away
Posted on 7/17/23 at 7:31 pm to European Man Satchel
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Why do Jimbo's khakis always fit so poorly?
The real question is why does his wife keep mixing the other guys' laundry in with his?
Posted on 7/17/23 at 9:26 pm to BeerSlayer
12"?? Sheeeit...I have that...
...when I fold it in half.
...when I fold it in half.
Posted on 7/17/23 at 9:43 pm to European Man Satchel
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by European Man Satchel
Did not read/voted down.
Posted on 7/17/23 at 9:43 pm to European Man Satchel
To hide the fact that he wears adult diapers.
Posted on 7/17/23 at 9:53 pm to CrimsonFever
He took them from Brian Kelly when he took his dignity. And his soul last November.
Posted on 7/17/23 at 10:21 pm to Mr Sausage
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He took them from Brian Kelly when he took his dignity. And his soul last November.
To be fair, he did beat tPants off of Brian Kelly.
Posted on 7/17/23 at 10:31 pm to Freon
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I’m fat as all hell, I may have a net worth with a comma in it, I spent all my injury settlement money on Gibson guitars instead of my trailer payment, and my ‘81 blazer barely runs. Am I doing this right?
Posted on 7/17/23 at 10:32 pm to Captain Insano
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he did beat tPants off of Brian Kelly.
Posted on 7/17/23 at 10:34 pm to BeerSlayer
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You’re right.
Jimbo has made Arkansas his bitch.
Did the vs record give it away??
Posted on 7/18/23 at 8:40 am to European Man Satchel
He should do like Harbaugh and buy them at Wal-mart.
Posted on 7/18/23 at 8:43 am to European Man Satchel
You are really worried about how a man's pants fit him? Where you checking out his "package"?
Posted on 7/18/23 at 9:26 am to JayAg
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He’s a troll. A racist one at that. Don’t need him. Go look at his post history.
Are you referring to NFLSU/Stephen?
Posted on 7/18/23 at 9:33 am to European Man Satchel
God I love the Rant. Threads like this are hilarious.
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