Alabama fans: if you MUST choose, is it LSU or Tennessee? I know you love them both, but

I'm pulling for LSU, no question.

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"hoping they both lose" is not an option...who ya got?

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Who is BAMA's real biggest rival? I hope LSU puts a hundred on their head and then destroyed their bus leaving the game. I hope that clears it up.

Neither one can be called a rival nowadays. We own them both, so who cares.

I'm pulling for UTn. Now before ya'll judge me hear me out. It has been a long time since the TSIO had 2 undefeated teams and I feel like it is Bama's job, nay, duty to break UTn's heart. Nothing personal Tigers, but you guys already have a loss and we can't meet as both undefeateds in November like we used to.

Dear God. I thought faggy fans were insufferable, but dear God Tennessee fans are infinitly worse. It started with basketball being good, then baseball, now they are having their first winning season since I was still shitting in my diaper and it's like they won 7 National titles. My god is it annoying.

LSU. No sense in letting those hillbilly bastards' egos get worse.

We have enough problems to deal with, and a bitch ain't one.

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We own them both, so who cares.

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You fvckin serious?

I hate a lot of the LSU fans on this site, but I don't hate LSU. On the other hand, I loathe and despise Tennessee.

What I'm actually kind of hoping happens is that Tennessee beats LSU and goes into the Third Saturday in Neyland more hopeful than they have been in fifteen years. And then I hope they more or less dominate the game against us and are heading for what looks like a sure-fire win, and the crowd is going insane and the team is jumping around on the sideline and people are weeping tears of joy and it is truly one of the greatest college football atmospheres of all time...


...and then at the end Bryce Young does Bryce Young things and Alabama wins by a single point on the very last play of the game. I think people might actually throw themselves off the upper deck if this happens. I will be there, lighting my cigar in their (well, really our) stadium and Rammer Jammering the frick out of them as they do so. frick Tennessee.