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re: Buccees Mascot Coaching Edition (Former Jet Tracking)

Posted on 10/8/22 at 5:33 am to
Posted by AUWDE
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 10/8/22 at 5:33 am to
Bowden’s money was less “buyout”…more keep your mouth shut money. There was a suit and a settlement with a gag order in exchange for a monetary settlement and use of a lake house owned by the alumni association for 5 years. The gag order even included Bobby Bowden, and Auburn also cancelled the FSU/Auburn game and paid a buyout to them as well.

I’m not sure anyone will ever know the full story about Bowden and what went down but it was a pretty sordid affair. That was peak Lowder.

Also a part of that entire ordeal was the lawsuit by Oliver claiming he was promised the HC job, Auburn settled with him too.
This post was edited on 10/8/22 at 5:37 am
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
70692 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 6:40 am to
quote:

Spots gave me some great insider info one time



When you know people. Haha.


Was disappointing to say the least.
Posted by Poker Dough
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2018
9906 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 7:03 am to
Wow, you really got him upset. The only tenper tantrum I've seen worse than that was when I took my daughter's Apple watch away, she's 11...
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
14790 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 7:37 am to
quote:

So not to break up the love fest but I’ve seen a few people say a few pages back that you cannot quit mid season and still get a buy out.

I will remind those people we had a coach quit in the middle of the season the night before a game and somehow we still ended up paying him a buyout.

I never understood ole Tater Tot getting his buyout after quitting but he absolutely did.


That was hush money.
Posted by slacker130
Your mom
Member since Jul 2010
8964 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 7:38 am to
Posted by wareaglepete
Union of Soviet Auburn Republics
Member since Dec 2012
18137 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:11 am to
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
45272 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:12 am to
That's peak AU board.
Posted by AUtigR24
Happy Hour
Member since Apr 2011
20143 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:30 am to
nice job, ain't seen a good graph since the ol' ATPB threads
Posted by wareaglepete
Union of Soviet Auburn Republics
Member since Dec 2012
18137 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:33 am to
Since today could very well be the final nail in the potato coffin, I have prepared a very special Updated new Auburn coach list. Here we go:

1. Prime

2. Grimes
3. Kiffen
4. Dell McGee

5. The new staff will be chosen by the winner of an all-out no rules cage tag team match between Team Corch/Jang/Poker and Team Goose/Alpine/Blzr. Absolutely no rules will be allowed ( that’s the only rule). The match will be officiated by Jones, if the violence doesn’t make him too queasy. Note: Jones only payment will be an extra tall triple soy pumpkin latte.
This post was edited on 10/8/22 at 8:33 am
Posted by slacker130
Your mom
Member since Jul 2010
8964 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:43 am to
You need to add gif cycle.

Now NSFW.



Posted by wareaglepete
Union of Soviet Auburn Republics
Member since Dec 2012
18137 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:46 am to
Good job. NSFW gifs are always great, unless freemanjiro is involved.
Posted by Wendell T. Stamps
Member since Jan 2013
397 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 9:01 am to
This thread has been one giant pile of shite and I thank you all for it.
Posted by Weagle25
THE Football State.
Member since Oct 2011
47645 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 9:15 am to
quote:

wareaglepete

Damn last time I saw your list, Corch was #2…

Really plummeted down the rankings. Must’ve seen his IRS info
Posted by wareaglepete
Union of Soviet Auburn Republics
Member since Dec 2012
18137 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 9:20 am to
It’s an honor just to make the list.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
108605 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 9:38 am to
Finally the guru speaks

Keef Kneebur
@Keef247Sprots
·
Breaking: Things I know. Harsin is out between Ole Miss game and end of season. Sights are starting to focus on the following.

1. Grimes
2. Prime Sanders
3. Last Chance U. Coach
3. Freeze (Last choice if all others turn us down)

Definitely not in consideration
Stoops
Kiffin
Steele
Muschamp

New AD will be in place before any hiring takes place so be patient. Be wary of the folks claiming to have inside info but claim they are no insider. Many out there. #trusttheKnee #Alwaysbringingtruth #WarDamnEagle!
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
45272 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 11:14 am to
Which one of you clowns keep saying you cant run the HUNH anymore?
This post was edited on 10/8/22 at 11:16 am
Posted by CorchJay
Member since Nov 2018
21553 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 11:18 am to
Pete that was a great graph.

But I failed you my friend I fell completely off the list of candidates
Posted by wareaglepete
Union of Soviet Auburn Republics
Member since Dec 2012
18137 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 11:23 am to
But your still in the cage match group that could win and choose the coach if the first four candidates fall through. It’s kind of a big deal.
Posted by Placekicker
Florida
Member since Jan 2016
13474 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 11:31 am to
quote:

1. Grimes
2. Prime Sanders
3. Last Chance U. Coach
3. Freeze (Last choice if all others turn us down


Last Chance U coach? Which one? The guy from Scuba, Ms who gave us Franklin? The one from Kansas who is from Compton? Or the one from Oakland?
Posted by Poker Dough
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2018
9906 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 11:34 am to
I'm going to order a trophy for the winners of the match this afternoon. This is the design I've been leaning towards:
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