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re: 6 weeks to go. Where are you?

Posted on 7/24/26 at 8:26 am to
Posted by AUtigerNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since Apr 2011
17306 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 8:26 am to
Exactly. It’s just we weren’t scoring lol. So hopefully that changes this year.
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
42041 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 9:07 am to
Putting up points covers up a lot of ills . I really hope the offense is what I think it will be this season. I have missed having one I actually felt confident when we had the ball.
Posted by BigAL Golesh
Toomer's Corner
Member since Apr 2026
726 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 9:31 am to
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Jang sniffed out Chex
Dudes been sniffing any low count poster on the board for over a year

Are you Chex? Are you Chex?


this board has become stale and needs to spice it up. Its almost time for our playoff run
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
54313 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 9:39 am to
Why not stick with the NotChex username.

quote:

Are you Chex? Are you Chex?

The Chex move was to bitch about some rando player dissed or "shitted on."

The questions stopped.

This post was edited on 7/24/26 at 9:40 am
Posted by BigAL Golesh
Toomer's Corner
Member since Apr 2026
726 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 9:46 am to
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For the most part we are fine to shite on these players now.
i dont mind shitting on them during the season when we have actual game play to judge them by.

Shitting on them in the preseason when they havent started a single game, not so much.


quote:

We been missing you.

Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
109237 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 10:30 am to
I’m just waiting for your inside info, feel free to spice it up otherwise.
Posted by BigAL Golesh
Toomer's Corner
Member since Apr 2026
726 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 10:52 am to
quote:

I’m just waiting for your inside info, feel free to spice it up otherwise.
Brewing up some sauces as we speak

Posted by LanierSpots
Gulf of America / Sarasota FL
Member since Sep 2010
72021 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 7:34 pm to
quote:

I’m just waiting for your inside info,





Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
At Large
Member since Jun 2023
3185 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 10:54 pm to

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Posted by jangalang

We been missing you.





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Posted by BigAL Golesh

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Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
23271 posts
Posted on 7/25/26 at 5:55 pm to
Baylor-W
Southern Miss-W
Florida-W
Vanderbilt-W
Tennessee-L
UGA-L
LSU-L
Ole Miss-W
Arkansas-W
Miss State-W
Samford-W
Alabama-L
Posted by TemperdTiger
Montgomery, AL
Member since Oct 2013
2598 posts
Posted on 7/25/26 at 8:20 pm to
Posted by LanierSpots
Gulf of America / Sarasota FL
Member since Sep 2010
72021 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 3:12 am to
Id get a pedicure with that blonde amazon


Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
23271 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 6:49 am to
I could use a pedicure too. Had my hip replaced 3 weeks ago. Feet are swollen up like overstuffed sausages.
Posted by Fearless_and_True
Steel City
Member since Oct 2017
2501 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 7:46 am to
It’s not far-fetched we could start 5-0…


Tennessee has UTx the week before and also is breaking in a new QB this year

Posted by Bigbens42
Trussvegas
Member since Nov 2013
21623 posts
Posted on 7/27/26 at 1:38 pm to
Sitting in Little Italy watching all the pretty young ladies walk by.
Posted by borotiger
Murfreesboro Tennessee
Member since Jan 2004
15253 posts
Posted on 7/27/26 at 3:45 pm to
quote:

Little Italy


Which one?
Posted by Bigbens42
Trussvegas
Member since Nov 2013
21623 posts
Posted on 7/27/26 at 4:45 pm to
Magnolia.
Posted by borotiger
Murfreesboro Tennessee
Member since Jan 2004
15253 posts
Posted on 7/27/26 at 7:02 pm to
I need to get pack to Auburn.
Posted by Bigbens42
Trussvegas
Member since Nov 2013
21623 posts
Posted on 7/27/26 at 7:18 pm to
Little Italy always holds a special place in my heart.

I had a job one day in Union Springs about a decade back. I expected it to take 4 hours. It took 12. I was expected to be in Dadeville the following day so I had planned to overnight in Auburn and climb back up 280 the next day.

So after the scariest drive of my life along highway 29, deer season, dead deer every quarter of a mile and live ones flitting about the wood right at the edge of view. Speed limit was 55 I refused to go above 40.

So I roll into Auburn at 1am, pissed off and tired and in desperate need of a beer and grease infusion. Little Italy was open and that was the coldest beer and best Stromboli of my life lol.
This post was edited on 7/27/26 at 7:22 pm
Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
At Large
Member since Jun 2023
3185 posts
Posted on 7/27/26 at 9:29 pm to
quote:



It’s not far-fetched we could start 5-0…




That would surpass my most optimistic reasonable expectations.

So? Let’s just say we go 5 - 0 to open the season.

IF we go 5-0?…why can’t we go 6-0?

There’s nothing more than I would LOVE to do than beat UGA right now.

If those f@#kers beat us AGAIN this season, that gives ‘em a full DECADE of dominance over us

Just to make things interesting here on the board & get the juices flowing to get primed for the season, I’m gonna propose the terms for the 1st “Ban-Bet” of the ‘26 Auburn Football campaign.

If?…and it’s a BIG damn “IF”…we somehow go 5 - 0 going into the UGA game?

I’ll wager a “Ban-Bet” that we’ll go on to beat the dawgs in Athens on the road to go to 6 - 0.

Basic terms of the deal:
- We’re 5 -0 going into Sanford Stadium
- We’re 6 - 0 leaving Sanford Stadium
- If We’re 5-1 at the close of business on 10/17?…I’ll take a full ban all the way through the duration of the season

$h!t…I’d still be right as rain if we went to UGA 0-5 as long as we’d leave 1-5 as it is


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