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the best way to ground is internally. Put a piece of rebar in the ground and run a cable from it through your window and in your arse while you sleep.

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I’ve found that hooking up my nad’s to a trickle charger on a 2-amp setting overnight throughout the duration of my slumber is quite sufficient as well

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Where do kids get married in your SEC state?…. we have the Sassafras Springs Vineyard "Chapel Ruins”

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I’m not trying to be overtly contrarian…or completely skeptical here

… but it seems to me that conducting your ceremonial marital nuptials & vows in a venue with the word “Ruins” in its actual name is not a very good omen or necessarily favorable for the best of matrimonial luck?

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Or a brain scientist

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Can you say roadrash?

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Well?…

…at least the skidding deceleration friction from sliding across the asphalt on his torso was a marginally better alternative than the potentially sudden blunt impact force trauma of taking a direct “header” of going skull-first onto the pavement at that velocity

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That looks so painful.

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This guy says:

“Wait a second, hold my beer…

…er…um?

…I mean…my board”

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How do high achieving individuals such as Davy Crockett, Martina Navratilova and Pol Pot, continue to function at their level for their entire lives?

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I’ve adopted and practiced a very simple “Mantra” incorporated into my daily morning prayer & meditation that has also been embraced & popularized by such prominent common cultural figures such as: Rick Springfield, Larry “The-Cable-Guy”, Rutherford B. Hayes, Nina Hartley, and the 14th Dali Lama: