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What position does Gus have us on Saturday?

Posted on 10/14/19 at 6:57 pm
Posted by ArmyHogs
Your mom's house
Member since Feb 2012
9249 posts
Posted on 10/14/19 at 6:57 pm
Will he treat us like a lady and go missionary on us or will he treat us like the worthless slut we are and raw dog us from behind? Then after he finishes will he punch us in the back of the head for shits and gigs?
Posted by Feral
Member since Mar 2012
12375 posts
Posted on 10/14/19 at 7:00 pm to
He'll treat us like Bogs and The Sisters treated Andy Dufresne.
Posted by City Ham
Northwest Arkansas
Member since Apr 2018
624 posts
Posted on 10/14/19 at 7:08 pm to
Probably option 2
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18043 posts
Posted on 10/14/19 at 7:10 pm to
Well this got weird fast
Posted by Drewbie
tFlagship
Member since Jun 2012
57691 posts
Posted on 10/14/19 at 7:13 pm to
Enjoying this a bit much aren't you?
Posted by ArmyHogs
Your mom's house
Member since Feb 2012
9249 posts
Posted on 10/14/19 at 7:13 pm to
I mean it’s just a question
Posted by WonderWartHawg
Member since Dec 2010
10397 posts
Posted on 10/15/19 at 6:41 am to
Gus has a huge grudge against the UofA.
There is no forgiveness in him, at least in this case.
He will run it up as much as he can.
Posted by oklahogjr
Gold Membership
Member since Jan 2010
36748 posts
Posted on 10/15/19 at 6:49 am to
gus by a bus length
Posted by hogcard1964
Illinois
Member since Jan 2017
10383 posts
Posted on 10/15/19 at 8:07 am to
He's friends with Morris. It'll be close.
Posted by STLhog
Nashville, TN
Member since Jan 2015
17714 posts
Posted on 10/15/19 at 11:16 am to
I'm thinking 2 chicks 1 cup.
Posted by STLhog
Nashville, TN
Member since Jan 2015
17714 posts
Posted on 10/15/19 at 11:20 am to
34-3 is close?

Is that our current benchmark for close games? I knew it was bad but damn..
Posted by PorkSammich
North FL
Member since Sep 2013
14217 posts
Posted on 10/15/19 at 5:14 pm to
He’s going to destroy us.

Posted by RazorBroncs
Harding Bisons Fan
Member since Sep 2013
13534 posts
Posted on 10/15/19 at 6:11 pm to

I don't think AU will be able to lay off the gas enough to keep it from being a total blowout, no matter how hard they try.

Their defense is pretty nasty, we'll be lucky to move the ball much at all. Meanwhile our starting defense will still be getting torn up by their backups.

It's gonna be a 45-10 type score at best.
Posted by Clark14
L.A.Hog
Member since Dec 2014
19035 posts
Posted on 10/15/19 at 7:32 pm to
It would be cool if we won this game.No more Gus sucking and haters pulling their hair out.

Pre paid flying banners being eaten.

Good times.
Posted by RazorBroncs
Harding Bisons Fan
Member since Sep 2013
13534 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 1:27 pm to

Don't get me wrong, I'd like to beat Auburn more than just about anybody on our schedule just to shut the Gus lovers up. I can't stand the man.

They just have a good team that doesn't give us a single matchup advantage anywhere. Our O-line is porous and their front 7 are possibly the best in the league right now, we'll have to throw quick slants and screens all day to prevent Hicks from being murdered outright.

Nix is a better QB than anyone we've faced yet, even though he's shaky at times. We all know he'll have a Heisman-type game against our defense. Their run game isn't the greatest, but it's enough to keep any defense from selling out - especially ours.

It'll be ugly. I normally have an optimistic approach even if I think we'll lose a game, I usually think we'll at least keep it within 2 scores. Not here though.
Posted by russellvillehog
Member since Apr 2016
9711 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 1:48 pm to
We are gonna get beat like a 15 year olds meat.
Posted by CFB_Fanatic
Member since Aug 2016
2269 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 5:07 pm to
You mean we arent going to win?
Posted by City Ham
Northwest Arkansas
Member since Apr 2018
624 posts
Posted on 10/20/19 at 9:17 am to
quote:

He's friends with Morris. It'll be close.


Lol
Posted by BurtReynoldsMustache
Member since Sep 2010
4837 posts
Posted on 10/20/19 at 9:24 am to
quote:

Will he treat us like a lady and go missionary on us or will he treat us like the worthless slut we are and raw dog us from behind?


Turns out it was the "jackhammer".
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25171 posts
Posted on 10/20/19 at 10:17 am to
Is time for track again? I am not sure basketball is enough right now.
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