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Posted on 1/16/24 at 7:32 pm to Roll Tide Ravens
Same.
He might develop one
He might develop one
Posted on 1/16/24 at 7:33 pm to Bamadiver
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Just whining that he’s not wearing Bama gear. Not even seeing the “Tide” on the left breast. People are just dumb.
Oh. Well that's ridiculous.
Posted on 1/16/24 at 7:35 pm to Bamadiver
They've already taken him by Mobley's it seems lol.
Posted on 1/16/24 at 7:46 pm to Diego Ricardo
I’m curious if they have a checklist for him for places to eat? “Alright Coach, today is Taco Casa, tomorrow morning is Waysider”
Posted on 1/16/24 at 8:14 pm to JIB
Where did they put him up? House wise?
No doubt it's somewhere in the 35406
No doubt it's somewhere in the 35406
Posted on 1/16/24 at 8:15 pm to bamatide07
Heupel looks unwell to me. I can't believe he's only 45.
Posted on 1/16/24 at 8:17 pm to East Coast Band
He's eventually going to end up on the lakefront house in North River where Saban lived for the last 17 years. I imagine the Saban's will be moving out soon and they'll give Saban a condo near the stadium to stay when he's in town.
Edit: this more than anything why I assume that Nick Saban will not be around much "out of season" in this nebulous AD role. They didn't buy a mansion on a Florida beach island to live in a luxury condo somewhere in Tuscaloosa. I imagine he'll have access to the CTF jet and will be there whenever he's needed...but the majority of their time will be in Jupiter.
Edit: this more than anything why I assume that Nick Saban will not be around much "out of season" in this nebulous AD role. They didn't buy a mansion on a Florida beach island to live in a luxury condo somewhere in Tuscaloosa. I imagine he'll have access to the CTF jet and will be there whenever he's needed...but the majority of their time will be in Jupiter.
This post was edited on 1/16/24 at 8:21 pm
Posted on 1/16/24 at 8:27 pm to JIB
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I’m curious if they have a checklist for him for places to eat? “Alright Coach, today is Taco Casa, tomorrow morning is Waysider”
And Saturday we have a very special dining option: Nick’s in the sticks.
Posted on 1/16/24 at 8:41 pm to CrimsonCrusade
Well.. to be fair, Dubose wasn’t exactly a physical specimen with his pussel gut
Posted on 1/16/24 at 8:43 pm to biggsc
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Just lose weight
Even before getting to that point, Heupel would be a lot less unhealthy looking if he would just do bare minimum grooming. He legitimately looks like he doesn't bathe regularly.
This may sound silly, but it's hard for me to see them ever winning a championship with someone who can't even be bothered to consistently shave and shower. But on the other hand, he's a good cultural fit with their fans.
Posted on 1/16/24 at 8:47 pm to CrimsonCrusade
He looks like Chumlee from Pawn Stars.
Posted on 1/16/24 at 9:07 pm to cmayes56
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Well.. to be fair, Dubose wasn’t exactly a physical specimen with his pussel gut
Brings to mind what the old, out of shape NFL QB , Sonny Jurgensen, said when a reporter gave him shite about his beer belly, "I pass the ball with my arm, not my stomach". Who cares what a coach looks like? They're not playing. So long as they coach okay, they can look like Charlie Weiss.
Posted on 1/16/24 at 9:50 pm to PhoSho86
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Heupel looks unwell to me. I can't believe he's only 45.
Looks like a heavy drinker.
Posted on 1/16/24 at 10:40 pm to Evolved Simian
That fat bastard needs to lay off the sweets.
Posted on 1/17/24 at 12:40 am to Roll Tide Ravens
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No fake southern accents detected.
Hadn't listened to the BK audio clip in a while. It's gotten even more cringe with time. So nice to have a coach that's not an embarrassment.
YouTube clip
Posted on 1/17/24 at 1:00 am to Marktastic86
I still remember LSU fans comparing Kelly’s corny antics with recruits to Saban line dancing…one is not like the other…
Saban had swagger. The line dancing is legendary.
Saban had swagger. The line dancing is legendary.
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