Bill Belichick Hits Red Carpet With 24-Year-Old Girlfriend

A couple years ago when I was 57 a girl making my smoothie passed me a blank piece of paper. "What's this? I said. "It's for your phone number" When we talked later that night she said "I thought you were one of those older guys that likes younger girls" She was 19. Bill might have been minding his own damn business in a Smoothie King. It happens.

That chick looks 30+. How is she 24 years old

Whores will frick anything for money

Bill looks good for his age and a young piece probably makes him feel alive. Don’t hate the player hate the game.

She looks 40

Money is undefeated!

Cool thing is she can easily pass for 40

Bill is 48 years older than her. He has already lived her lifespan 3 times. Crazy.

Imagine being her parents. Damn

Imagine being 50 and going to the hospital to watch your future gf being born.

true love. if these crazy kids cant make it nobody can

He’s old. He’s got… old balls.

her parents must be so proud

If he would use a high end escort service he could hold to half his assets and just pay as he goes.

Shooters shoot

Hey Bill, don't forget to pack plenty of those little blue pills.

Not quite as bad as Anna Nicole Smith, but close.

Creepy as hell

You're only as old as the woman you feel - Billy Joe Shaver

Was having a conversation once and I told a girl the greatest turn on for women is money and status. She said not all women. I said you're right...until you're presented with the opportunity.