You'll Never Guess What The Girlfriend Of Oregon QB Spencer Webb Named Their New Baby

Kid is only a few days old and he is already rolling his eyes at mom’s decisions.

Something off about this woman, seems to take great pleasure in the attention his death has brought

I guessed it…what do I win?

White women are lost. Social media has poisoned them permanently.

Is he a Latin king from East LA

Pics of mom?

Spider? Lol that’s terrible.

All he needs now is a mug shot.

Poor bastard never had a chance.

She looks like a dope whore

They named it Tatoo!

Gawd this girl is trashy. At least try to find a regular sounding nickname for spider or in a different language, don't be so cliche about it.

On a side note...crazy I'm so out of touch on CFB stuff I had no clue a player had died like this. Crazy.

I looked at her before baby pics, and I'm gonna say it...I'm surprised the baby isn't a little more tan.

I would have to be dead before anyone named my kid that.

And someday he'll have those tattoos on his elbows and possibly his cranium...

They named after the waiter in Goodfellas that Joe Pesci guns down?

Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to conceive.

I’d have gone with Cobb Webb

Anchor baby just for the name.

those west coasters are something