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Glen "Big Baby" Davis is clearly not worried about his impending prison sentence, in fact he thinks it might actually lead him to the body of his dreams...
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"I feel like I'm going to have good quality time in there," the former hooper said. "Learn things, meet new people. It's going to be all right."

"Shout out to the ladies out there," he said. "Write me. I'll be in there getting fine as hell. When I get out, call me Big Baby Jailbait!"


Filed Under: NBA
Originally published on TigerDroppings.com
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Privateer 200711 months
His attitude seems good.
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3PieceSpicy11 months
Upside of being mentally challenged
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Fat Bastard11 months
Wtf???
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LSU Tiger Eyes11 months
Recycled newsfeed?
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GeauxGoose11 months
This dude is a screw up, he is going to be fatter when he gets out due to that shite food
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Powerman11 months
I don't think they would allow the caloric intake to get high enough for someone his size to gain.
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3down1011 months
Pro Tip: You don't need to go to prison to spend time working out.

Until next time friends.
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BRgetthenet11 months
Some people just do better with that kind of structure.
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StrikeIndicator11 months
U-High Cub 4 life
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He doesn't sound conceited at all.
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boudinman11 months
Don't drop the soap Big Baby.
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Howyouluhdat11 months
He’s 6’8 300. Why would he be scared?
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CanebreakCajun11 months
Because there are men that would eat him alive in there, after the gangbang him.
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Clark1411 months
Federal prisons are safer than state prisons. Suicides are the biggest threat.
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Howyouluhdat11 months
Stop watching so many movies ??
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Insideradvantage11 months
Hahaha, what a goofass.
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Borntoboogy11 months
What's he going in for?
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Borntoboogy11 months
Insurance fraud!
White collar crime. 40 months , 3yrs supervised release. Federal prison.
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Bestbank Tiger11 months
So white collar resort prison, not PMITA prison.
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KennabraTiger11 months
You mean FMITA prison?
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Jay Quest11 months
You have to like his enthusiasm even though it's probably being produced by stupidity. Not all federal lockups are easy to navigate. He might get tested.
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Johnny Hurt11 months
Like he's going to have a better opportunity to develop his body now in a federal prison, than he would have had as a millionaire professional athlete with access to the best of everything related to training the body! What an embarrassment to himself, the City and to LSU! What is he like, 38 now? Still has the mindset and emotional maturity of a 14-year old.

He could have been an NFL Hall of Fame tackle had he chosen football but it required too much structure and discipline for a cancer like him.
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Tigers4Lyfe11 months
The only difference is he'll have nothing but time (and boredom) in prison so it may push him to follow through.
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LusciousBaller1111 months
If only he had a brain... SMH
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IS_IT_GAMEDAY11 months
Is he going to prison in Germany?
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SwampyWaters11 months
A few good arse whippings and a couple of bend overs, will get his cocky arse in shape! Bubba likes them big on the bone!
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Palm Beach Tiger11 months
He will be 6’8 and 300 pounds in federal prison. He will be just fine. This isn’t Angola. He will be fine.
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Texas Weazel11 months
Maybe he's gay? It could explain his enthusiasm for prison.
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Jabontik11 months
but is it really gay when your in prision
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Deplorable Duke11 months
Dumbass motherfricker
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Tenn grad LSU fan11 months
Only if trump would be this enthusiastic we would have no issues
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Mr Cell Phone11 months
No cure for this guy it started in the first grade the sickness is call stupidity meaning missing brain cells.
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