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We should send the military in to evict anybody who isn't indigenous.
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Imagine if you just gave each woman a car and told her to drive around a bit


They'd run IRG henchmen over without even trying.

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re: Happy Elvis' Birthday

Posted by Bestbank Tiger on 1/8/26 at 4:21 pm to
If you play Civilization III today there's an Easter Egg for Elvis's birthday.
If she's past childbearing age and the faiths are compatible in terms of lifestyle, yes.

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Doesn’t Greenland have the ability to vote if they want to remain a territory of Denmark? If so, Greenland can basically enter the transfer portal.


Exactly.

Just bribe the residents.
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Don't you just love small government Republicans?!?


Because the MIC is the embodiment of self reliant private sector entrepreneurship?
$56 billion.

They have self determination. So offer $1 million to every Greenlander if they secede from Denmark and join the US.
Makes more sense than a lot of other restrictions.
Is there a top tier basketball coach with a hot daughter? We need to recruit a honeypot player like we did in football.
Being an astronaut.

The view is limited by the shape of the spacecraft and windows. Floating gets old quickly. Eating paste and wearing a diaper, and not showering, sucks from the beginning.
I would think condoning gun violence on a campus, and saying people should be murdered for having a different opinion, are both fundamentally incompatible with being a university professor.
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The way out would be for there to be a referendum in Greenland simply asking the people do you want to remain part of Denmark, become a US State like Alaska or become an Independent Country?


Offer $1 million to each resident if they choose statehood.
He was the one who burned Oleg Gordievsky.
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You’re a liar like usual


He probably heard the joke somewhere else.
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every now and then FB will show me a gal that I thought was too fat to mess with when I was in college. I usually end up thinking WTF was wrong with me?


Our definition of fat has changed.

If you sent Colorado back to 1990 it will be the fattest state.

And if you watch old clips of Al Bundy you'll think "she isn't THAT big".
So why did Brandon have a bounty on Maduro?
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If STL said no to the MLS in regards to public funding for a stadium, the NFL will never stand a chance.


MLS is to soccer as UFL is to football. The bigger obstacle for the NFL is the bad blood.