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Glen "Big Baby" Davis is clearly not worried about his impending prison sentence, in fact he thinks it might actually lead him to the body of his dreams...
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"I feel like I'm going to have good quality time in there," the former hooper said. "Learn things, meet new people. It's going to be all right."

"Shout out to the ladies out there," he said. "Write me. I'll be in there getting fine as hell. When I get out, call me Big Baby Jailbait!"


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Originally published on TigerDroppings.com
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3down1018 months
Pro Tip: You don't need to go to prison to spend time working out.

Until next time friends.
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BRgetthenet18 months
Some people just do better with that kind of structure.
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Privateer 200718 months
His attitude seems good.
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3PieceSpicy18 months
Upside of being mentally challenged
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Deplorable Duke18 months
Dumbass motherfricker
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LusciousBaller1118 months
If only he had a brain... SMH
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KennabraTiger18 months
This dude is such a fricking moron
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Palm Beach Tiger18 months
He will be 6’8 and 300 pounds in federal prison. He will be just fine. This isn’t Angola. He will be fine.
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Texas Weazel18 months
Maybe he's gay? It could explain his enthusiasm for prison.
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Jabontik18 months
but is it really gay when your in prision
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Jay Quest18 months
You have to like his enthusiasm even though it's probably being produced by stupidity. Not all federal lockups are easy to navigate. He might get tested.
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Insideradvantage18 months
Hahaha, what a goofass.
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Mr Cell Phone18 months
No cure for this guy it started in the first grade the sickness is call stupidity meaning missing brain cells.
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Howyouluhdat18 months
He’s 6’8 300. Why would he be scared?
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CanebreakCajun18 months
Because there are men that would eat him alive in there, after the gangbang him.
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Clark1418 months
Federal prisons are safer than state prisons. Suicides are the biggest threat.
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Howyouluhdat18 months
Stop watching so many movies ??
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StrikeIndicator18 months
U-High Cub 4 life
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Morpheus18 months
Good lord, this guy needs to be seriously evaluated.
Who knows what he might do next.
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GeauxGoose18 months
This dude is a screw up, he is going to be fatter when he gets out due to that shite food
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Powerman18 months
I don't think they would allow the caloric intake to get high enough for someone his size to gain.
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Johnny Hurt18 months
Like he's going to have a better opportunity to develop his body now in a federal prison, than he would have had as a millionaire professional athlete with access to the best of everything related to training the body! What an embarrassment to himself, the City and to LSU! What is he like, 38 now? Still has the mindset and emotional maturity of a 14-year old.

He could have been an NFL Hall of Fame tackle had he chosen football but it required too much structure and discipline for a cancer like him.
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Tigers4Lyfe18 months
The only difference is he'll have nothing but time (and boredom) in prison so it may push him to follow through.
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TrigSwig18 months
It's called shite for brains.
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PrettyLights18 months
This man’s IQ is potato. Why does he sound like he’s from New Jersey? Isnt he from Baton Rouge Louisiana??? This shite is craaazee
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He doesn't sound conceited at all.
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Fat Bastard18 months
Wtf???
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Shiftyplus118 months
Rough nickname for a guy in prison. "Big Baby" indeed.
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jamarr18 months
I think he does have a unique situation. nobody gonna be at his arse and assrape him. he is the strongest man in the universe. he will just be pumpin iron and eatin
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